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UHWA TUESDAY NIGHT POWER!!!

(Scene opens with A limousine pulling up backstage. The door opens...and a man walks out from the limo. This is the MoA's Silverback, getting ready for tonight.

We then go to ringside where "Fixxxer" by Metallica plays and fireworks explode. The fans scream their heads off and then we head towards ringside, where the announcers Christopher Curtis and Brent Vans being.)

Curtis: WELCOME EVERYONE TO TUESDAY NIGHT POWER! We are live here tonight in the Kemper Arena in Kansas City Missouri as we are just one week away from Oktoberfest! I am your host Christopher Curtis...

Vans: And I am everyone's favorite color man, Brent Vans.

Curtis: Well Brent, how about what we have seen already, as Silverback is here tonight.

Vans: The gauntlet continues...but I have to say that he is doomed is Silverback. The gauntlet is going to head a speed bump here tonight.

(Suddenly, "Money, Power, Respect" by the LOX plays over the PA system, and none other than Jason Keldman walks to the ring.)

Curtis: What the hell? I thought that Robards is in charge?

Vans: I don't like the look of this, looks like Jason Keldman is pissed off.

(Keldman climbs into the ring, followed by The Authority. Keldman stares at the crowd, as they boo him, and he just shrugs it off.)

Keldman: Well, since you people obviously don't want me here, let me be very brief about a few things. I understand that the three men who have to fight for their careers are a little upset right now. Well they should not have bit the hand that fed them. As of right now, I can announce that Sin, Sacrifice, and VDA are all hereby TERMINATED!

Curtis: WHAT?

Vans: Good riddance to bad rubbish.

(The crowd actually cheers for a moment, and then goes back to booing.)

Keldman: Now...As for next week. One of the members of The Authority will be in action against the newcomer Jester. If Jester loses, then will, he's gone as well. You see I am sick and tired of being outdone by the rest of the AOWF. You heard what Fate said, this place will be dead in a month. And I don't like that kind of image, it's bad for business.

Keldman: And I blame it solely on the athletes. From now on my athletes are going to be competing, and as a result, I am exercising my Authority. As of right now, Greg Halston and Bryan Mitchell have officially signed contracts with the UHWA. But there is much much more.

Keldman: You see I have been working on signing two, count them, TWO great athletes to the company. And I can proudly say that we are nearing agreement. Hopefully they will both decide to do the right thing and come to the UHWA, the only place that can appreciate their talents. But that's not all, I've also resigned a former UHWA world heavyweight champion. Ladies and Gentlemen...please give it up for DAZZLING DAVID DUBOUIST!!!!

("Bartender" by hed PE plays over the PA system, as David DuBouist walks to the ring with a mixed reaction from the crowd.)

Curtis: I don't believe this, David DuBouist is one of the only men ever to vacate the world title.

Vans: Way I figure it, he's sort of the uncrowned champion eh?

(DuBouist gets in the ring, and then takes the microphone from Jason Keldman.)

DuBouist: How ya doin KC?

(The crowd cheers.)

DuBouist: Really? That good huh? Well you know I thought you'd all be a little bummed ya know, I mean let's face it, the whole lot of ya, when compared to me anyway, are just like the Kansas City Chiefs, you always come up just one point short!

(The crowd immediately starts to boo, and DuBouist laughs.)

DuBouist: Whatever. Listen up UHWA, and especially you TED. I am here to reclaim the title that was wrongfully taken away from me. I mean, you can ask anyone, I NEVER did any of that cocaine shit. I mean come on, why would I? Heh...anyway, that title was wrongfully stripped from me TED, and therefore I should still be the damn champion. Lord knows the UHWA never would have closed if I had still been there. That being said TED, and the rest of the UHWA, you are all on warning, because the Dazzling One has returned.

(DuBouist hands the mic to Keldman, who grabs it.)

Keldman: Of course Mr. DuBouist is more than happy to prove his claim. So next week at Oktoberfest, Mr. DuBouist will go one on one with the returning DUNCAN ARIES!

(The crowd cheers loudly for Aries, and DuBouist looks a little disturbed.)

Keldman: Now, for the rest of you...have a real nice day now.

("Money, Power, Respect" plays over the PA again, and then Keldman and co go to the back.)

Curtis: I can't believe it! David DuBouist has returned, and Duncan Aries returns this Thursday!!!!

Vans: Wait till we get back from commercial!

***

Two men...

Both with something to prove...

Both with something to live up to...

Both with the chance to make history...

Two men...and one title...

Dusty defends the AOWF TV Title against Randall Moran

NoA 4: Untouchable

Live October 31st from the Cox Arena in San Diego, California

***

Curtis: I am looking forward to that title match, but now let's head to the ring for our opening contest.

THE NOMAD & LORENZO VS. THE GILLETTES

Lopez: Ladies and gentlemen the following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall...with the winners receiving a shot at the UHWA Tag Team Titles...at Oktoberfest. Introducing first...

("Over the Mountain" plays over the PA system, and Duke Edward and Lord Thomas walk to the ring admist a chorus of boos.)

Lopez: From Stratford-upon-Avon England...at a total combined weight of 545 pounds...DUKE EDWARD AND LORD THOMAS GILLETTE!

(The Gillettes climb in the ring and sakute the crowd, despite the boos.)

Curtis: Are they dense or self-delusional? The crowd hates them!

Vans: No, it's just that the KC people are so dumb that they're chanting "Boo-lette...BOO-LETTE!" as opposed to Gillette.

Curtis: Whatever...

Lopez: And their opponents...

("Aerials" by System of a Down plays as Trey Lorenzo walks to the ring. He stops halfway down, and waits for his partner.)

Lopez: First from Nome Alaska...weighing in at 213 pounds...TREY LORENZO! And his tag team partner...

("Angry Chair" by Alice in Chains starts and The Nomad walks down the rampway. Before Lopez can announce him, the two men rush the ring and immediately start fighting with the Gillettes.)

Curtis: We've already started!

(The bell rings, but the athletes don't care. The Nomad starts unloading on Thomas, as Lorenzo goes to work on Edward. Trey forces Edward back to the ropes and then takes a running leap at him, clotheslining him over the top rope and landing with him. The Nomad and Thomas meanwhile continue to duke it out in the middle of the ring, neither man getting the advantage. Trey grabs Edward and tries to whip him into the steel steps, but Edward reverses and whips Trey into the steps. In the ring The Nomad whips Thomas into the ropes, but Thomas reverses, and The Nomad is sent to the ropes. Edward jumps up and nails The Nomad from behind, and then Thomas grabs the stunned Nomad and drills him to the ground with a clothesline.)

Vans: Nice double team from the Gillettes!

Curtis: The ref has yet to gain control of this match, something needs to be done here!

(Edward climbs up from the ringside area and climbs to the top rope as Thomas sets up The Nomad. The two of them deliver a spike piledriver, as Thomas then goes for the cover...

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Thomas stares at the ref, and the ref allows Edward to stay in the ring.)

Curtis: I have just gotten word that this is now a texas tornado match!

Vans: Even better!

(Edward and Thomas grab The Nomad and whip him into the ropes. Edward picks up Nomad on the way back and nails him with a tilit-a-whirl back breaker, and then Thomas jumps up and nails Ghould with a standing leg drop. Thomas and Edward salute the crowd, and then turn around, only to be caught by a double clothesline from the top rope by Trey Lorenzo!)

Vans: Where did the pipsqueak come from?!

Curtis: I don't know...but now the Gillettes are hurting! Oh look at this...

(From the back all of a sudden comes Jim Gillette who distracts the ref and chucks a pair of brass knucs to Edward. Thomas gets to his feet and then clotheslines down the still recovering Trey Lorenzo. He grabs The Nomad and holds him for Edward who lines up the shot with the brass knucs. Edward goes for the punch, but The Nomad ducks and Edward nails Thomas. Jim sees this and pushes the ref out of the way and lines up for a Gentleman's Kick on The Nomad, but again The Nomad ducks and Gillette drills Edward with the Kick! Trey Lorenzo gets to his feet and goes after Jim, as The Nomad goes for the cover...

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DING DING DING!

Lopez: Here are your winners...THE NOMAD AND TREY LORENZO!!!

(The Nomad and Lorenzo celebrate, as The Gillettes try to collect themselves.)

Curtis: Jim Gillette's interference backfired!

Vans: Yeah yeah, laugh it up Sherlock. Just wait till Psychoduck gets done with Virus.

Curtis: That will be on after this!

***

Four men...

Representing three federations...

Two weeks from now...

They shall compete for one title...

Psychoduck...

XTC...

Viktor Kaine...

and Fley...

All vie to become the King of Extreme...

NoA 4: Untouchable

Live from the Cox Arena in San Diego, California

***

PSYCHODUCK VS. THE VIRUS

Lopez: Ladies and gentlemen the following contets is scheduled for one fall...and it is for the UHWA KOGM TITLE! Introducing first...

Vans: Wait, what's the stipulation!

(Born With nothing, Die With Everything by

Papa Roach quietly plays through out the arena. As

the music slowly get louder, small explosions go off

on the stage as a sheet of ivy drops down, covering

the entrance way. The music hits full volume, and one

more huge explosion goes off. Silence. Suddenly,

through the ivy.. a sword rips through. The ivy

splits in two and falls to the sides, the Music bursts

back into action again and out steps Psychoduck,

wearing his dragon knight style costume. He reaches

back behind the entrance way and helps Jennelle out,

still dresed in a single piece of ivory, that barely

covers her... They pose and then make their way down

to the ringside. Keeping a close eye on their

surroundings. )

Lopez: To be accompanied to the ring by Jennelle...from The Pond...weighing in at 247 pounds...PSYCHODUCK!!!

(As they reach the ring, Jennelle walks

around it, and Psychoduck slips underneath the bottom

rope runs up a turnbuckle and poses. He hops back

down, removes the sharp pieces of armour and gives

them, and the sword to Jennelle. She holds on to them

for the match. Duck waits in his corner for his match

to start.)

Curtis: Did anyone else notice that Psychoduck placed Buttercup on the ring post?

Vans: Hey, it's all good. She's just their for moral support.

Curtis: Riiiight...

Lopez: And his opponent...

(The lights in the arena go out, "This Love" by PanTera hits, red and silver lights begin flashing around the arena. The Virus comes out and walks along to the music, before throwing his arms up in the air, throwing a cash sign with his hands. He makes his way down the ring, picking out people to shake hands with who seem can roll with him when it comes to money, but ignroes any common folk. )

Lopez: To be accompanied to the ring by Mia...from Oxford, Ohio...weighing in at 229 pounds...co-holder of the UHWA Tag Team Championship...THE VIRUS...MATTHEW ENGEL!

(He slides beneath the bottom rope into the middle of the ring. He begins to warm-up for his upcoming match, awaiting the arrival of his opponent. )

Curtis: So what is the stipulation?

Vans: I don't know...but here comes Jason Robards to deliver it!

(Robards walks to the entry ramp, carrying with him a remote control. He smiles as he begins to talk.)

Robards: Hey Psychoduck...now I know how much this match means to you, so I came up with a real basic stipulation for this one. Pretty much you can do anything you see fit in terms of weapons and stuff...but the winner gets something really special.

(Robards pushes a button, a noose falls from the sky. A ring crew member quickly grabs the noose, and wraps it around the neckof the doll Buttercup. Psychoduck finally sees this, and goes for the doll but it is too late.)

Robards: You see...the key here is gimmick match...which can really mean anything...now I thought about having you two team with Mia and Jennelle and having a mixed tag match...but I decided against it. Instead, the winner is the man who can climb to the top of the pole on the ring post that you may have noticed there, and secure Buttercup. Also, besides the winner getting to keep the title...the winner gets Buttercup. Enjoy gentlemen.

(Psychoduck yells after Robards, but Virus catches him with right hands. Virus and Psychoduck begin trading right hands and then wind up squaring off to a stalemate in the middle of the ring.)

Curtis: This is going to be good.

(Duck locks up with Virus, Virus gets the upper hand and puts Duck into a headlock. Duck starts to lay into the kidneys of Virus with a few punches, as Virus loosens his grip, Duck launches him off the ropes with an irish whip. As Virus comes back, Duck catches him with a lucha military press,

that launches Virus straight into the air. Duck quickly drops to the

floor, and rolls back onto his shoulders, and kicks his feet straight

up, catching Virus in the chin as he comes crashing back down to the

mat.)

Vans: Early advantage to Psychoduck.

Curtis: Let's see if that continues.

(Psychoduck makes a break for the doll, but Virus stops him and takes him down to the mat with a toss from the top rope. Virus then goes over and mounts Psychoduck, punching him straight in the face with right hands. Virus then picks up Psychoduck and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a knee to the face. Virus goes to the outside and grabs a trash can and then rolls back into the ring, only to be met by a double axehandle to the back of the head. Psychoduck drills his elbow into the side of Virus' head a couple more times, and then whips Virus into the corner. Psychoduck takes a running dive at Virus, but Engel moves out of the way. Psychoduck hits the ringpost hard with his shoulder. Virus grabs the trash can and waits for Psychoduck to get up, before putting the trash can straight over Duck's head. Virus then nails a modified enziguri to the head of Duck, knocking him to the ground. Virus looks around to the cheers of the crowd and then climbs to the top rope.)

Curtis: What is Virus planning here?!

Vans: I don't really know...but I don't know if I want to know.

(Virus salutes the crowd once, and then executes the Cash Splash onto the fallen Psychoduck....while he is in the trash can!)

Curtis: OH MY GOD!

Vans: You're not kidding! Both men may be finished after that!

(Somehow, Psychoduck manages to get the crumpled trahs can off of him, but the manuever has busted him open. Virus rolls around on the ground in pain, but slowly gets to his feet. He climbs up to the top rope, and prepares to grab the doll, but Psychoduck gets up and nails him from behind, causing Virus to straddle the top rope. Psychoduck quickly heads to the outside and grabs from under the ring a cinder block. Meanwhile Virus falls to the ground. Psychoduck climbs back in the ring and then reaches into his tights and pulls out the nunchucks. This time he removes one of the handles, revealing a bladed handle!)

Curtis: Good lord somebody stop him!

Vans: No I like blood! MAIM DESTROY!

(Psychoduck waits for Virus to get to his feet, and then he waylays him with the bladed handle of the nunchucks. He nails Virus a few more times with the bladed handle, causing the blood of Virus to flow like a river. Psychoduck smiles, and then points up to the doll and begins to climb up. He almost gets the doll, before Virus somehow gets to his feet and then stops him. Virus sets up Psychoduck, and then executes a reverse frankensteiner from the top rope, with Psychoduck landing on the remnants of the trash can.)

Curtis: This looks like a friggin car wreck...

Vans: And to think...all this over a doll...

(Virus slowly gets to his feet, and tries to climb back up again. Psychoduck gets up, and stops him yet again. This time Psychoduck stes up Virus on the top rope, makes sure that the cinder block is in place, and then executes a Migration from the top rope through the cinder block! Psychoduck gets up, climbs the top rope...and then grabs Buttercup!)

DING DING DING!

Lopez: Here is your winner and the NEW KOGM CHAMPION...PSYCHODUCK!!!

(Psychoduck holds up Buttercup high in the air, as Jennelle grabs the title belt.)

Curtis: What a match that was...

Vans: And look...Psychoduck is going to help Virus.

(Psychoduck goes over and helps Virus to his feet. He then shakes hands with him, and Virus accepts the handshake...before Psychoduck clotheslines him back down to the ground and then spits on him!)

Curtis: Now that was uncalled for!

Vans: So much for sportsmanship...HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

***

One man...claims to be free...

One man...is the general without an army...

Now the two of them shall fight...

And decide once and for all...

What really matters...freedom? Or Loyalty?

Tommy Riley faces off with Extreme Warrior.

NoA 4: Untouchable

Live from the Cox Arena in San Diego, California

***

Curtis: We are back and it looks like Psychoduck has remained at ringside, and the Gillettes are at ringside as well.

Vans: Just in case the MoA attacks...

Curtis: For once...I can't blame them...

TED VS. SILVERBACK

Lopez: Ladies and gentlemen the following non-title contest is scheduled for one fall...introducing first...

("Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed plays over the PA as Silverback walks to the ring.)

Lopez: Representing the MoA...SILVERBACK!!!

(Silverback climbs in the ring and smiles slyly at the crowd, who boos him, as his music fades out.)

Curtis: Hopefully the first and only time an MoA member competes in a UHWA ring.

Lopez: And his opponent...

(The arena lights dim down into darkness, as

a crimson smoke billows out on the entrance. An

instrumental version of Vampire by Bif Naked starts

up, as a light glows through the smoke, and shoots up

to the rafters where we see TED, slowly descending to

the floor. Gemma and Heyleigh are at his side, both have their arms around

his neck, and he has his arms supporting each of

them].

baby get ready - i'm coming for you,

i'm a vampire!

i want you - nothing you can do,

i'm a vampire!

watch me do my dance for you,

i want you - nothing you can do,

baby get ready - i'm coming for you,

i'm a vampire!

[As they land on the floor, the music cuts into a rock

instrumental. TED slowly sweeps his arm in front of

himself and motions as if he is mysteriously making

the smoke move. He then leans Gemma over, as if he

was to start biting her neck, smiling at the crowd as

he does so. Heyleigh laughs slightly psychotically

over acting distracting the crowd, whilst Gemma is

taking the time to sneakily unhook TED from the lines

that lowered them to the floor. Heyleigh walks around

the top of the stage throwing Sex Therapy business

cards out to crowd whilst this is going on, to further

add to the distraction of Gemma untying the strings.

As Gemma finishes, she kneels down at the side of TED.

Heyleigh joins her and kneels at the other side of

TED. TED poses in the middle, The song kicks back in

as they pose.]

come to my world, child of the night,

come out of your darkness and into my light,

looking for you all of your life,

don't be afraid - it'll be all right...)

Lopez: To be accompanied to the ring by Gemma and Heyleigh...from Birmingham, England...weighing in at 217 pounds...The UHWA World Heavyweight Champion...THE ETERNALLY DAMNED!!!

([The trio finish posing, and makes their way down to

the ring. TED slides under the bottom rope and runs to

the turnbuckle, jumping up on it and pulling his trench coat

off, masterfully throwing it to one side, and landing

it perfectly in Heyleighs arms.]

god grant you serenity,

you bring out the best in me,

let mee take you higher,

guess what... i'm a vampire!

[TED hops back down into the ring, then moves over to

the ropes. Sitting on the turnbuckle awaiting the

start of the match. Heyleigh and Gemma walk around

the outside of the ring.)

(The match starts with TED and Silverback circling one another. TED and Silverback lock up in the middle of the ring, TED goes to throw Silverback off of the ropes, but Silverback reverses, TED goes to the ropes... he hops up onto the top rope, springboards back to Silverback in a cross body position.

As He reaches Silverback, he wraps his arm around Silverbacks neck

spins around him, and on his way, twists his body causing Silverback

to fall with TED delivering a spining neckbreaker. TED then begins to stomp away at the fallen Silverback. TED picks up Silverback quickly and whips him into the ropes, nailing him with a knee to the gut on the way back. TED grabs one of Silverbacks arms and pulls it up across Silverbacks chin. TED keeps hold of Silverbacks arm and turns Silverback so his neck is across TED's shoulder and is being held in place by Silverbacks own arm. TED drops down and wrenches Silverbacks neck on TEDs shoulder.)

Curtis: Great couple of moves by TED.

Vans: You expected anything less from the world champion?

(TED quickly goes for the cover...

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TED looks in frustration before picks up Silverback and locking in a crossface chickenwing. Silverback quickly reaches back with his free hand and drops TED with a jawbreaker, the point of TED's jaw crushing into Silverback's head. Silverback climbs to the outside quickly, and grabs a ball bat from under the ring. Silverback dives back into the ring and then waits for TED to get up, before nailing TED in the gut with the ball bat. TED crumples over, and then Silverback drills him a couple of more times, before finally breaking the ball bat in two across the back of TED. Silverback then goes for the cover.

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Curtis: Great resiliancy by both men!

Vans: Still TED needs to win!

(Silverback picks up TED, who starts to fight back. They both go over to the corner and start duking it out. Silverback managing to get the

upper hand beats TED into the turnbuckles. Silverback steps in, takes

TED by the arm and irish whips to the opposite corner, and follows in

with a clothes line. Another Irish whip to the opposite corner, and

another follow in clothes line. A final irish whip, leaves TED

looking groggy... Silverback runs in, but at the last second TED

drops to the floor, and catches Silverback with a drop toe hold onto

the turnbuckle. Giving TED valuable time to get some energy back.)

Curtis: TED really needs to get back into gear here!

Vans: Yeah, but he can do it I know it!

(TED slowly gets to his feet, and then positions Silverback with his head draped over the apron. TED climbs to the top rope, and tries the High Stakes...but Silverback moves...and TED smacks his ankle against the ring post. Silverback sees this and rushes to the outside. He grabs TED and throws him to the inside and then follow him. Silverback begins to systematically stomp away at the ankle of TED, causing TED to scream in pain. Silverback picks up TED and nails him with a dragon screw leg whip. He holds onto the leg, and then executes the manuever again. He releases it, and then goes for the cover...

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Shoulder Up!)

Curtis: This is getting a little too close for comfot.

Vans: It's way to close for comfort.

(Silverback grabs TED and whips him into the ropes, but TED reverses. TED kicks Silverback into the gut, and then looks to the outside. TED lays in right hands, until Silverback looks incredibly dazed. TED moves behind him. TED grabs one of Silverbacks arms and bends it behind Silverback's back and places his own hand so its at the top of Silverback's shoulder. TED uses his other free arm to reach around Silverback's face so his forearm is across Silverbacks face and noce. TED locks his hands together. From there,

TED lifts Silverback up, turns and falls backwards, throwing Silverback to the outside of the ring and through the announce position!)

Vans: AH! MY TABLE!

Curtis: OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE THAT THROW!!!!!!

Vans: Did I see it? It's not every day a former PWA Champion comes flying at you ya know!

(TED holds up in the ring, as amazingly Silverback starts to stir. Silverback slowly gets to his feet and then climbs up to the ring apron. as he stands on

the outside of the ropes, TED runs at him and baseball slides his

feet, causing Silverback to drop off the apron, and smash his chin

onto the ring.)

Curtis: TED just won't leave well enough alone.

Vans: I think I got a splinter in my eye...MAN DOWN MAN DOWN!!!

Curtis: Could you please focus?

Vans: Focus...AH MY LEFT EYE CAN'T FOCUS! I'M GOING BLIND!!!!

Curtis: Oy vey...

(TED rolls to the outside and throws Silverback into the ring. He then goes for the cover...

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FOOT ON THE ROPE!)

Vans: WHAT!?

Curtis: How in the hell did Silverback just kick out?!

(TED argues with the ref as Silverback gets up. Silverback chop blocks TED from behind, and then hooks him up in the Silver Lock. TED screams in pain, and reaches for the rope, but Silverback hooks it in more and more. TED looks like he is going to tap, but all of a sudden he rolls into the manuever, jumps up with a push up like move, goes over Silverback and turns it into a small package!

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DING DING DING!

Lopez: HERE IS YOUR WINNER...TED!!!

(All of a sudden from the back The Virus comes rushing out with Ryan McCade, and they both attack Psychoduck. The Gillettes start a triple team, but The Nomad and Trey Lorenzo start fighting with them as well. All of them fight out through the crowd, leaving TED and Silverback in the ring. At the side of the ring, Silverback is slowly getting to his feet. TED walks over to him, and punches him back down. Silverback uses the rope to pulls himself back up, and tries to fight back. Only to have a punch blocked, TED

wrenches Silverbacks arm, puts his leg behind silverbacks and delivers a clothesline. TED looks the girls, and nods. They slide out of the ring, as TED mounts Silverback and starts laying in with some punches. Gemma goes under the ring, and brings out another table. He slides into the ring, and sets it up near the corner. The girls slide back in with a chair each, they set them up on top of the table, one at each end.)

Curtis: What the hell does TED have planned here?

(TED picks Silverback up by the hair, and drags him to the table.TED places Silverback across the two chairs, and then climbs to the top rope. He pauses at the top, and looks around, before taking flight and deliverng a shooting star press to Silberback, that contorts Silverbacks body as he drives through the table with TED on top of him. As the table breaks, both men lie

motionless in the ring.)

Vans: SILVERBACK IS DEAD! AND SO IS TED!!!

Curtis: No, TED is starting to stir. That is one tough son of a bitch!!!

(TED celebrates with the girls, staggering around on his feet. He holds the world title high into the air...but suddenly "Would?" by Alice in Chains plays and Robards comes out.)

Vans: What the hell does he want?

Robards: Congratulations TED...maybe you do deserve that title after all.

(TED smiles, and then rubs his nose at Robards, who laughs.)

Robards: And for your scintilating match tonight, I've decided to reward you. I'm going to tell you who your mystery opponent at Oktoberfest is.

Curtis: Whoa! This will be big!

Robards: You see...he too is a former world heavyweight champion of the UHWA. As a matter of fact, he held that title more times than anyone else in the history of this federation, new or old.

Vans: Wait...you don't mean...

Curtis: It can't be...

Robards: Ladies and Gentlemen...JIMMY ALLEN!!!!

("The Theme from Killer Instinct" plays throughout the arena and the crowd explodes with noise. TED mouths out who, and then turns around, and is met by the superkick of Jimmy Allen! Jimmy looks down at TED, and then grabs the world title.)

Vans: HEY NO FAIR!

Curtis: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WHAT A MOMENT! JIMMY ALLEN HAS RETURNED...AND NOW OKTOBERFEST HAS A WHOLE NEW MEANING! We're out of time...for Brent Vans...I'm Christopher Curtis...good night everyone!!!

(Jimmy Allen continues to hold the world title high into the air...as the scene fades to the UHWA logo and then fades to black.)

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Well, this is the final Oktoberfest card for those wondering.

Battlecade Match (those involved will get an e-mail about the rules tonight or tomorrow) for the World Title

TED vs. Moke Doshkey vs. Black Jack Bowers vs. Jimmy Allen

AOWF IC Title Match

Thunderwolf vs. Virus vs. Nightstryker

UHWA Hardcore (KOGM) Title Match

Psychoduck vs. Destiny

UHWA North American Title Match

Gentleman Jim Gillette vs. Dusty

Duncan Aries vs. "Dazzling" David DuBouist

UHWA Tag Team Title Match

The Virus & Ryan McCade vs. "The Nomad" Nicholas Ghould & Trey Lorenzo

Greg Halston vs. Jester

Keep RP'ing. If you give me a reason as to why you can't RP, then I will listen. But blowing off a request will make you end up like...yeah.

With the exception of the AOWF IC Title match...strats are due by Tuesday at 6 PM and RP's are due by Wednesday at 6 PM next week. For the IC Title Match...Strats are due by Monday at 6 PM and RP's are due by 6 PM on Tuesday. All times are CST.

That's all from me. Sorry if the card bites this week, I'm just not feeling real well. Hopefully I can get it all settled.

 

 

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