10/9/02

UHWA TUESDAY NIGHT POWER!!!

(Our scene opens once again with Jason Robards sitting in his office, there is a knock on the door, and Robards looks up to see Greg Halston and Bryan Mitchell staring down at him. They are The Authority, the bodyguards of Jason Keldman.)
Robards: What do you want?
Mitchell: Keldman sent us here tonight. He wants you to make this match for Oktoberfest.
Robards: What sort of match?
Halston: Oh...you'll find out.
(Halston laughs as Mitchell closes the door. The scene then goes over to the America West Arena where "Fixxxer" by Metallica plays throughout the arena as pyros explode throughout as well. The UHWA-tron flashes with the UHWA logo and the camera goes to our commentators, Brent Vans and Christopher Curtis.)
Curtis: Hello everyone and welcome to the UHWA's belated version of Tuesday Night Power! We are live here in Phoenix, Arizona for a jampacked card. Two titles are on the line tonight. I am your host Christopher Curtis...
Vans: And I am your host with all of the talent, Brent Vans.
Curtis: Your "talent" didn't help you in picking matches the past two weeks.
Vans: Silence fool!
Curtis: Anyway the KOGM Title is on the line as Psychoduck defend against The Virus & Dusty.
Vans: Can anyone beat Psychoduck? Answer is...NO! 
Curtis: Also the North American Title is on the line as the redhot Destiny squares off with "Gentleman" Jim Gillette.
Vans: That match I may not be able to call, as both men are coming off of big wins. 
Curtis: Plus according to what we just heard from the Authority, something is going down this weekend! In addition we have three great matches, and let's get to the first one.
THE NOMAD VS. DUKE EDWARD
Lopez: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall introducing first
("Over the Mountain" by Ozzy Osbourne plays over the PA and The Duke comes out to the ring. He wears his ring attire under a sparkling blue robe.)
Lopez: From Stratford-upon-Avon England, weighing in at 260 poundsDUKE EDWARD GILLETTE!!!
(Edward climbs into the ring, and raises his arms in preemptive victory. His music fades out and he takes off his robe.)
Lopez: And his opponent
("Angry Chair" by Alice in Chains plays over the PA, and The Nomad emerges from the entryway. Wearing his ring attire alone, The Nomad quietly walks to the ring, with not a word or gesture.)
Lopez: From Santa Fe, New Mexicoweighing in at 229 poundsTHE NOMAD!NICHOLAS GHOULD!!!
(He climbs into the ring, and scans the arena briefly, before moving to his corner, and crouching down, contemplating the match to come. The bell rings and The Nomad gets to his feet. Ghould and Gillette circle each other and lock up in the middle of the ring, as Gillette pushes Ghould to the corner. Gillette begins laying in reverse knife edge chops across the chest of Nomad, bringing WHOOOO'S from the crowd. Gillette grabs The Nomad and whips him into the corner, and then follows him in with a massive clothesline. He hooks up The Nomad out of the corner, and nails a bulldog out of the corner before going for the pinfall.
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Kickout!)
Curtis: Edward going for the quick win there.
Vans: Yepjust wait a few minutes and he'll have it.
(Edward picks up Nicholas, but Nicholas counters with a hit to the gut. Nicholas grabs Edward and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a back body drop out of nowhere. Edward gets to his feet and then Nicholas follows up with a clothesline. Edward gets up, and Nicholas follows up with another clothesline. Nicholas picks up Edward by the hair and nails him with a snap suplex. Edward slowly gets to his feet and is met by a cross-body-block from Nicholas Ghould, who goes for the pinfall!
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Lopez: HERE IS YOUR WINNERTHE NOMAD NICHOLAS GHOULD!!!!
Vans: WHAT THE HELL?!?
Curtis: Nicholas Ghould pulled that win out of nowhere. But look at this!
(From the back the other two Gillettes come rushing down to beat up on Ghould. Edward stares in shock at Ghould, and then gets up and nails him from behind. Thomas and Jim get to the ring, and swarm Nicholas, but amazingly from the back comes Trey Lorenzo with a crowbar. He chases off the three Gillettes and holds them at bay, as Ghould stares in disbelief. Trey looks back at Nicholas, and the two come to some sort of understanding.)
Curtis: Certainly a nice show of unitybetween those two, and I don't think we've heard the last of this situation.
Vans: Well, we've got to go to a commercial breakstay tuned.
***
Admist toils of chaos...one man dares to defy the heir to the future.
He has defined his own path...
While straying from the path of his predecessors...
Now the Heir shall attempt to right the wrong...
And make him pay...
The Heir to the Future...Darren Ridel...
Faces the Epitome of Perfection...Matt Attict..

NOA 4: Untouchable
Live from the Cox Arena in San Diego, California
***

Curtis: We are back, but for some odd reason, Sacrifice, VDA, Sin and Moke Doshkey have been ordered to ringside.
Vans: These are the four men in our next matchups...what's going on here?
(Suddenly "Breathe" by The Prodigy plays and The Authority comes out to ringside. They both climb in the ring and stare down the four men, before grabbing a mic.)
Halston: First of all...Moke, the only reason you got called down here was because of the fact you were booked to face a loser. But right now, that match is canceled. So you've got the night off.
(Moke glares at Halston, before heading to the back.)
Mitchell: Now, as for you three. Maybe you aren't clueing in, or maybe it's because you're stupid. But in either case, your boss, Mr. Keldman, wants you to know something.
Halston: As of right now the three of you are on notice of job probation, and at Oktoberfest, we're gonna weed out the losers.
Mitchell: Next week, there will be a triple threat match between the three of you, and whoever wins gets to definitely keep their job. But, the two losers then at Oktoberfest have got to team up and face us. And if the two of you lose, then you're out of a job.
Halston: See y'all at Oktoberfest.
(Halston and Mitchell throw down the mics and smile at the three men, who just glare back. The Authority leaves the ring, and then we go to commercial break.)
***
Two teams of old shall rekindle their fued...
There blood rivalry shall occur once again for one night only...
And determine once and for all...who is the greatest tag team
in PWA history?
The Dragon & Moke Doshkey team up once again to form
Might & Magic...
The Brothers Grimm will put their pride on the line...
All in one night...
NoA 4: Untouchable
Live from the Cox Arena in San Diego, California
***

(We open back up to find Michael Swarts standing by with Commissioner Robards.)
Swarts: Well Mr. Robards, what do you think about tonight thus far?
Robards: Well, I will tell you this much, I am not certain about the fairness about the steel cage match tonight. I made that match a steel cage match because I want this issue resvoled. But after hearing the promos this week, I'm not certain that it's completely fair with those three valets on the outside. Therefore, as of right now I am saying that Jennelle, Natalie, and Mia are hereby barred from ringside.
Swarts: Wow...well ladies and gentlemen you heard it. Let's get back to the ring for more action.
JIM GILLETTE VS. DESTINY
Lopez: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is schduled for one fall...and it is for the UHWA North American Championship...introducing first...the challnger...
(The lights go down, and a red pentagram is projected on the entryway. A chant of "Nunc Mortem Ventiam" goes up from the background. The chant eventually fades out and there is a loud explosion, and smoke surrounds the pentagram as Destiny emerges from under the entryway through the pentagram, Demona in his arms. "Mudshovel" by Staind begins to play as Destiny walks out of the pentagram and poses for the crowd. He walks to the ring with Demona trailing behind him. )
Lopez: To be accompanied to the ring by Demona Occultica...From Parts Unknown...weighing in at 266 pounds...DESTINY!!!
(Demona goes to the corner and Destiny climbs in the ring. Destiny poses for the crowd again, as a pentagram ignites behind him. Eventually "Mudshovel" by Staind goes away and the flaming pentagram rises to the heavens. )
Lopez: And his opponent...
("Sweet Dreams" by Eurythmics plays over the PA system as a blue strobelight begins to flash. The Gentleman comes out to a chorus of boos, and snobbishly throws up his nose at people as he walks to the ring. )
Lopez: From Stratford-upon-Avon England...weighing in at 212 pounds...the UHWA North American Champion...GENTLEMAN...JIM GILLETTE!
(He gets in the ring and readjusts his gloves while doing some last minute stretching. The bell is about to ring to signify the start of the match when "Born With Nothing, Die With Everything" by Papa Roach plays over the PA system and Psychoduck walks out.)
Curtis: What is this about?
Vans: This must be the backup Jim was talking about earlier.
(Destiny eyes Psychoduck, and then is assaulted by Jim Gillette early on as the bell rings. Jim nails Destiny with right hands galore, followed up with European uppercuts that force the big man into the corner. Jim then releases reverse knife edge chops across the chest. Jim pulls Destiny out of the corner and hooks him up, nailing him with a snap suplex. He climbs to his feet and then drops back down with his knee across Destiny's throat, three times in succession. Gillette then goes for the cover...
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Kickout!)
Curtis: Jim Gillette certainly trying to take advantage of the distraction caused by Psychoduck.
Vans: Well, the only thing I can say is that Demona has been taken care of by Psychoduck.
(Jim picks up Destiny and whips him into the ropes. Jim goes for a back body drop, but Destiny counters by dropping Jim's face into his knee. Jim backs into the ropes, and Destiny clotheslines Jim to the outside. Demona looks to attack Jim, but Psychoduck stares at her and she quivers off as Jim gets back in the ring. Destiny catches him when he stands up with a smash to the back. Destiny then scoops up Jim and slams him to the canvas. Destiny climbs to the middle rope and the drives his knee into the chest of Jim Gillette. Destiny then whips Jim into the corner and sets him up, nailing him with The Overture1 Destiny then goes for the cover...
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SHOULDER UP!)
Curtis: Jim just kicked out of one of Destiny's strongest moves...
Vans: Great work Jim! KEEP IT UP!
(Destiny looks at the ref, and then looks at Demona. Destiny whips Jim into the ropes and Demona tries to trip up Jim. Psychoduck sees this and then goes to stop Demona. Duck chases Demona around the ring as Destiny picks up Jim for The Dirge. Destiny pauses for a second, and then all of a sudden Jim Gillette counters and fights out of the Dirge, and nails a school boy rollup...and holds the tights...
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DING DING DING!
Lopez: Here is your winner and still UHWA North American Champion...GENTLEMAN JIM GILLETTE!!!
(Jim Gillette rushes out of the ring and Psychoduck follows, they leave Destiny sitting in the middle of the ring, seething with anger.)
Curtis: Gillette held the tights!
Vans: Hey, you take it anyway you can get it! And this is an omen that Duck will retain his title.
(Psychoduck raises Jim's hand in victory as the scene cuts to a commercial break.)
***
The anguish of a lost daughter...
The ascension of a new star...
The fury of a blood fued...
All for the glory of the Trans-Atlantic Title...
Thunderwolf defends the JWA Trans Atlantic Title
Against The Machine...
NoA 4: Unotuchable
Live from the Cox Arena in San Diego, California
***

PSYCHODUCK VS. THE VIRUS VS. DUSTY
(The steel cage has lowered, and we are ready to begin the match.)
Lopez: Ladis and gentlemen the following contest is our main event...and is a triple threat match for the UHWA KOGM Title...to be fought inside the steel cage! Introducing first...Challenger #1...
("Forever" by Kid Rock plays over the PA as Dusty comes to the ring alone. Dusty salutes the crowd...and heads to the ring.)
Lopez: From San Antonion, Texas...weighing in at 252 pounds...the AOWF Television Champion...DUSTY!!!
(Dusty gets in the steel cage and waves to the crowd, before moving to his corner as his music fades out.)
Lopez: Challenger #2...
(The lights in the arena go out, "This Love" by PanTera hits, red and silver lights begin flashing around the arena. The Virus comes out and walks along to the music, before throwing his arms up in the air, throwing a cash sign with his hands. He makes his way down the ring, picking out people to shake hands with who seem can roll with him when it comes to money, but ignroes any common folk. )
Lopez: From Oxford, Ohio...weighing in at 229 pounds...co-holder of the UHWA Tag Team Championship...THE VIRUS...MATTHEW ENGEL!!!
(The Virus walks into the cage with a mixed reaction from the crowd. His music fades out as he stares down Dusty from the other end of the ring.)
Lopez: And finally...
(Born With nothing, Die With Everything by
Papa Roach quietly plays through out the arena. As
the music slowly get louder, small explosions go off
on the stage as a sheet of ivy drops down, covering
the entrance way. The music hits full volume, and one
more huge explosion goes off. Silence. Suddenly,
through the ivy.. a sword rips through. The ivy
splits in two and falls to the sides, the Music bursts
back into action again and out steps Psychoduck,
wearing his dragon knight style costume. )
Lopez: From the Pond...weighing in at 247 pounds...the UHWA KOGM Champion...PSYCHODUCK!!!
(Psychoduck reaches the ring and leaves his sword with the ringside attendant. From out of his tights he pulls a metal rod and then jumps into the ring. He stares down The Virus and Dusty and the bell rings and the door is locked. Dusty immediately starts off, going after The Virus with right hands, and Psychoduck hangs back. Dusty back The Virus into the corner and then whips him into the corner, following him in with a clothesline. Virus slumps down to a sitting position as Dusty backs away, and then Psychoduck runs in and drives his knee into the face of The Virus. He looks back at Dusty, who nods his head.)
Curtis: Looks like there's some kind of collusion brewing here.
Vans: Heh...I love it. Psychoduck is gonna win for sure if all he has to worry about is that hick.
(Psychoduck and Dusty each pick up The Virus and whip him into the ropes, catching him with a double spinebuster on the way back. The pick up Virus again and Psychoduck whips him into the ropes, delivering a back body drop. But in midair, Dusty catches Virus and drives him to the mat with a Samoan Drop. Dusty gets up and celebrates the move, but Psychoduck comes from behind and nails him in the back of the head with his metal rod. He sets up Dusty, and nails him with an exploder suplex into the steel cage, causing Dusty to hit the steel extremly hard.)
Vans: The hick is out of this match...but it looks like despite that Psychoduck is not done.
Curtis: Most certainly not.
(Psychoduck picks up Dusty and begins to slam his head into the steel cage repeatedly, until he has busted him open. Psychoduck smiles and turns around, only to be met by a Virus right hand. The Virus begins pounding away on Psychoduck, and then whips him into the corner. Virus sees Psychoduck's metal rod, and goes to nail him with it, before Dusty comes up from behind and nails Virus in the head with his cowboy boot!)
Curtis: That must be a steel toed boot!
Vans: OUCH! I don't think I've ever seen anyone in my life busted open by a piece of leather.
(Dusty removes his belt from around his jeans and wraps it around the throat of The Virus, and begins to choke the life out of him. Dusty holds the belt with one hand and begins to drop right hands into the open wound of The Virus. He then releases the hold and grabs his belt, wrapping it around his fist. He goes over to Psychoduck, and signals to the crowd that he will hit him with the belt, before Psychoduck kicks him low. Psychoduck grabs his metal rod and fiddles with it a minute, turning it into a pair of nunchucks. He then wraps the nunchucks around Dusty's neck and executes a devastating neckbreaker! Psychoduck then goes over and begins to climb up the cage and gets halfway there before The Virus stops him with a punch to the back. The Virus climbs to meet him and sets him up, and then nails him with The Depression off the middle of the cage!)
Curtis: My God what a move!
Vans: Come on Duck Get up! GET UP!
(The Virus slowly gets to his feet and begins to climb to the top of the cage. He looks outside, but then stops and turns back into the ring.)
Curtis: This is a huge mistake here!
(The Virus yells to the crowd and tries the Cash Splash from the top rope, only to find Psychoduck's knees up in the middle of the ring.)
Vans: HAHA! That idiot Virus tried a stupid move and now he's paid for it.
(Psychoduck slowly gets to his feet and notices Dusty and Virus still down. He then begins to climb up to the top of the cage and then looks back down, to find Virus and Dusty stirring.)
Vans: Psychoduck...don't be stupid!
(Virus and Dusty start heading for the door as Psychoduck looks at the crowd. He braces himself, and then dives back into the ring, executing a shooting star dropkick, nailing both Virus and Dusty. All three men lie out, bloodied and beaten.)
Curtis: This has been a bloodbath here tonight!
Vans: Psychoduck can still win!
(Psychoduck slowly gets to his feet, and heads for the cage to climb up. Slowly, The Virus does the same and goes for the opposite wall, as Dusty begins to crawl towards the door. Psychoduck and Virus are neck in neck, and Dusty is almost to the door. Psychoduck and Virus both let go of the cage and collapse to the floor at the same time, as Dusty tumbles out of the door at almost the same time.)
DING DING DING!
Lopez: Ladies and gentlemen...the winner of this match...
Curtis: Who? WHO WON!
Vans: This is really close, but I think Psychoduck may have won that one.
Curtis: Let's take a look on instant replay.
(Psychoduck and Virus are shown to be hitting the floor at the exact same time, while Dusty is shown to tumble out a split second later. Several referees come out to verify with one another...and finally the bell rings again...)
Lopez: Ladies and gentlemen...the referee has told me that both Psychoduck and The Virus hit the floor at the same time. The refree has also conveyed the decision of Commissioner Robards. He rules that the KOGM title will be suspended for one week...and that The Virus and Psychoduck will compete for the title next week in a match where stipulations are to be announced. This match...is a draw!!!
Curtis: Psychoduck will not be happy when he comes to!
Vans: Neither am I right now!
Curtis: Nevertheless we are done here! For Brent Vans I am Christopher Curtis...signing off...
(The scene closes on the bloodied figures of The Virus and Psychoduck, and the UHWA logo.)
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NEXT WEEK ON POWER
Tuesday October 15th

MAIN EVENT!!!
Non-Title Match
TED vs. Silverback

KOGM Title Match: Stipulations to be determined
Psychoduck vs. The Virus

Triple Threat Match with the winner securing his job
Sin vs. Sacrifice vs. "Vicious" Dave Armstrong

#1 Contenders Match to the Tag Team Titles
"Lord" Thomas Gillette & "Duke" Edward Gillette vs. "The Nomad" Nicholas Ghould & Trey Lorenzo

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Sorry for the late card...stuff happens I suppose. It's not as good as I'd like it to be...Hopefully the RP'ing stays good.


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