(Our scene opens in the office of one Jason Keldman. Keldman sits at his desk, smiling, and Commissioner Robards sits behind him.)

Keldman: Greetings faithful UHWA fans. I am your President, Jason Keldman.

First allow me to extend my congratulations to all of the UHWA athletes for making the first five weeks of the UHWA a stunning success. I knew that when I bought the UHWA namesake, I would expect nothing less than success.

Next allow me to address certain things that have happened within the AOWF recently. Specifically, let me talk to an old..."friend".

Hello Mr. Sommers. Yes I know you are watching this. Feeling good about yourself aren't you Mr. Sommers, well allow me to shatter your bubble. If it weren't for me, then you never would be in the position you are in right now. I told you that if you stood in my way of taking over the PWA, that I would be the deathknell of the PWA.

You see, it was my influence that made ADC drop the PWA. And at my urging, I told them to pick you up instead. You see Mr. Sommers, while W4F Productions may be it's own company, the arena you use is owned by ADC. The office space...ADC. And who exactly runs ADC programming...

You guessed it...the Keldman...Communications...Corporation. Also owner and subsidiary of the PWA. So before I continue, let me tell you I made you what you are, that is all there is to it.

But now I have a proposition for you Mr. Sommers. Is the W4F really the dominant force in the AOWF, or isn't it. There's really one way to find out. I propose at NoA 4 that you step into the ring one more time...with my dear Commissioner Mr. Robards. Mr. Robards, is there anything you'd like to add.

Robards: Yes. Chamelion, it is nothing personal. Matter of fact I'd like to step back in the ring one last time. Understand though that if you in anyway insult the UHWA or what it stands for, you will incur my anger. I suggest you accept the match.

After all, what harm can there be in losing to an old man like me, eh Chamelion.

Keldman: Now Mr. Sommers, don't be surprised to be feeling the pinch of my Authority, sometime in the near future. And you have a real nice day now...

(The scene flashes back to the Staples Center in Los Angeles, where pyros explode all around the arena. The fans yell out, as 20,000 plus are here for the huge event. Signs like "BRING BACK CUTIE" and "Will wrestle 4 Food" dot the arena landscape. We go to the commentators booth, where Brent Vans and Chritsopher Curtis are seated.)

Curtis: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another edition of Tuesday Night Power. And Brent, how about the match that President Keldman layed out for NoA 4.

Vans: The challenge has been issued. We'll have to see how the "devious" President of the W4F deals with it. Let's see if he has the guts to accept the match.

Curtis: Well nevertheless tonight we have a jampacked lineup. In our opening match, Destiny and The Virus will meet to determine the #1 Contender to the North American Title.

Vans: That's gonna be a match I am really looking forward to. As much as The Virus likes to boast, I got to give the edge to Destiny.

Curtis: Also tonight Trey Lorenzo makes his debut against "Lord" Thomas Gillette.

Vans: Trey Who? Thomas has got this one in the bag.

Curtis: Then the KOGM title is on the line, as Psychoduck takes on "Vicious" Dave Armstrong in a Singapore Cane Match.

Vans: Please tell me what's Vicious about VDA? Psychoduck hands down.

Curtis: And finally in our main event Black Jack Bowers will face Moke Doshkey with the winner getting a world title shot at Oktoberfest.

Vans: Moke all the way man. I gotta go with the former North American Champion.

( "Aint that a kick in the head" by Dean Martin suddenly blasts out through the PA system. The crowd begin to boo, and show their disaproval of High Society before they even show their faces. The music reaches the first chorus, before TED and Duck finally walk through the curtain. Duck has his KOGM title on his shoulder, TED has the UHWA World Title around his waist. Without their valets, and without stopping for pictures, the two men make their way to the ring. They both slide under the bottom rope, and make their way to the center. A stage hand slides a mic to Duck, who picks it up and begins to speak.)

Duck: Well, I warned you all. Every last one of you. I said, that at the pay-per-view... EVERY member of High Society would have a belt... and look, we have!

(A fews confused boos from the crowd)

Duck: Ok, maybe not every member on that night. But every member right now. You see, Pike is no longer an active roster member here in the UHWA. He's flown the coop, so to speak. Sure, me and TED... we'll keep in touch with him, but you poor fans... sadly, you may well be forever deprived of seeing the white hot megastar in this ring.

(The crowd cheers... then return to their chorus of boos as Duck prepares to speak again)

Duck: Yeah yeah, I know you're all upset.. but please, calm yourselves. We were prepared for you all to be heart broken, and if you all reach under your seats, you'll find some kleenex to wipe your eyes with. Just try not to blow too loud, superstars trying to talk here.

(The boos get a little louder)

Duck: Now, while you all get yourselves together, let me explain Pikes departure. See, after that match with Project X.. well, during it to be precise. Pike started to suffer some pain in his lowerback. Being the man he is though, he still competed in the main event just for YOU FANS... he gave his all and put on an, I'm sure you'll agree, thrilling match with TED. Sadly, that made his back worse... after some serious talks with hs doctor, Pike has been told he'll have to stop wrestling for a few months. Could be 4, could be 6, could be more... we're unsure. But as of right now, Pike is in an undisclosed location getting the medical treatment a star like him deserves. So for now, its just me and TED running this show... and as you can see by the gold around his waist, and on my shoulder, we really ARE running this show.

(The crowd boos keeping getting increasingly louder, as Duck passes the mic to TED)

TED: Now now people. Don't be sour. Just cause I proved, not once not twice, but three times last night, that I am the greatest wrestler in the UHWA... you don't need to upset. You should respect your champion... or rather, champions. IF you cant respect our talent... cant respect the showmanship that was my entrance at the pay per view... then at least respect the fact that not only, did we predict all this would happen. But we made damn sure that this fed got attention while we did it. At NoA4, this fed will get even more attention... and its thanks to us. Not Dusty and his TV title, not any other two bit piece of crap on this roster. It's thanks to US! Deal with it.

(The crowds boos get louder)

TED: Shut up a minute. Look. We're out here, for a very important reason. See, while we've already taken the UHWA to new heights. While we've made sure that two titles have class. We're not done improving this place yet. No no. Far from it. See, over the last few weeks. Keldman has been getting little messages from the Kiku-Masamune President. Kiku-Masamune, being one of the finest Sakes available on this continent, and at an affordable price... anyway... These messages, were not friendly. Not at all. The president is a good friend of mine, Ducks, and indeed Pikes' and he has visions much like ours, and... ah well.. I don't want to spoil it for you. I'll let him finish off. Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together, for the President of the Kiku-Masamune Sake Corporation...

(Before TED can finish what he was saying, Gemma comes running through the entrance way, amidst cheers from the male fans, she runs straight to the ring, climbs in and whispers something in TEDs ear)

TED: Ah shit, you gotta me kiddin me... um ok. Ladie, Gentleman... and the other 5000 pieces of crap in attendance... it seems we're having a little technical issue, or something. We'll just go sort it out, and be right back. So for now, its on with your regular programming.

(TED drops the mic, and climbs out of the ring. Duck climbs out, and helps Gemma out too, and the three then head backstage as the crowd ask questions amongst theirselves, and boo)

Vans: What was that all about?

Curtis: Big announcement? Well, hopefully we'll get some info on that later, as well as on Chris Pike's condition.

DESTINY VS. THE VIRUS

Lopez: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with the winner receiving a shot at the UHWA North American Championship next week on Power. Introducing first...

Lopez: To be accompanied to the ring by Demona Occultica...from Parts Unknown...weighing in at 266 pounds...DESTINY!!!!

(Demona goes to the corner and Destiny climbs in the ring. Destiny poses for the crowd again, as a pentagram ignites behind him. Eventually "Mudshovel" by Staind goes away and the flaming pentagram rises to the heavens.)

Lopez: And his opponent...

(The lights in the arena go out, "This Love" by PanTera hits, red and silver lights begin flashing around the arena. The Virus comes out and walks along to the music, before throwing his arms up in the air, throwing a cash sign with his hands. )

Lopez: From Oxford, Ohio...weighing in at 229 pounds...co-holder of the UHWA Tag Team Championship...THE VIRUS...MATTHEW ENGEL!!!

(He makes his way down the ring, picking out people to shake hands with who seem can roll with him when it comes to money, but ignroes any common folk. He slides beneath the bottom rope into the middle of the ring. He begins to warm-up for his upcoming match, awaiting the arrival of his opponent. )

Vans: Like I said, this is going to be good.

Curtis: For once, I can agree with you.

(The bell rings and we are underway. The Virus starts out by talking trash to Destiny, and smiling cockily at him. Destiny just stares at The Virus, who eventually pushes him. Destiny smiles a bit and chuckles, before quickly gathering a serious look and unleashing a flurry of right hands. Destiny whips The Virus into the corner and follows him in with an avalanche. Destiny then grabs The Virus by the neck and chokes him in the corner, and breaks the hold as the ref tells him to. Destiny then unloads four or five elbows into the chest of The Virus, causing him to lose his breath. Destiny whips The Virus into the other corner and tries to run into him, but Virus gets the feet up, and catches Destiny in the jaw. Virus then climbs to the top rope, and comes off with a clothesline that takes down Destiny.)

Curtis: Fast paced action here in the early going.

Vans: Destiny went to the well once to often, and he paid for it.

(Virus picks up Destiny and nails him with forearms to the face. Virus whips Destiny into the ropes and catches him with a perfect dropkick on the way back. Virus ascends to the top rope and waits for Destiny to get up, and then Virus catches Destiny with a missile dropkick to the chest. Virus then goes for the cover.

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Shoulder Up!)

Curtis: Close one by The Virus.

Vans: Not close enough though.

(Virus picks up Destiny again and bounces off the ropes, catching him with a spinning heel kick which stuns the big man. Virus runs off the ropes again and tries a clothesline, sending Destiny staggering backwards. Destiny quickly goes over the top rope, landing on his feet. Virus sees this, and bounces off the ropes. He performs a handspring manuever and leaps over the top rope with a moonsault on the way back, but Destiny catches him in midair. Destiny then runs with The Virus on his shoulder, and smacks The Virus's face straight into the ringpost. Destiny grabs The Virus and sets him up, piledriving him straight onto the concrete below.)

Curtis: Good lord! Virus may have a concussion there.

Vans: Well he certainly is a little bloody from that ringpost shot.

(Destiny grabs The Virus and throws him back into the ropes. Destiny climbs back in after him. Destiny picks up the bleeding Virus and scoop slams him down onto the canvas. He then performs a standing legdrop and drops down across the throat of The Virus. Destiny goes for the cover...

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Curtis: Looks like Destiny was a little surprised on that one.

Vans: So am I. That looked like three to me!

(Destiny looks at the ref for a moment, and then picks up Virus. He whips The Virus into the ropes, but Virus counters him on the way back with a sunset flip, taking him over for a count...

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Kickout!

Destiny quickly kicks out and kicks Virus in the gut. He sets up Virus and then drills him with a gutwrench powerbomb. Destiny then goes for the cover...

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Curtis: Two quick pinfall attempts by both of these men.

Vans: Yeah, well, the match is still going on right? That's all I care about, it's been a really good one.

(Destiny and Virus each get up and The Virus tries a kick to the gut. Destiny catches the boot, but The Virus nails an enzugiri straight to the head. Destiny collapses, and so does The Virus. Several seconds elapse before Destiny amazingly gets to his feet first followed shortly by The Virus. On the ring apron all of a sudden, Demona Occultica jumps up. The ref goes over to silence her and as he does Virus gets a rollup on Destiny!)

Curtis: HEY REF TURN AROUND!

Vans: No don't. It's not necessary!

(The ref finally turns around and goes over to count for The Virus...

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The Virus argues with the ref, and then looks outside. He reaches over the top rope and grabs Demona by the hair. Demona screams and flails her legs about, but positions her self so that she drops down and causes The Virus's throat to straddle the top rope. Virus staggers back, turns around and walks right into Destiny, who picks him up in the firemen's carry and then drills him with The Dirge. Destiny quickly goes for the cover...

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DING DING DING!

Lopez: Here is your winner...DESTINY!!!

Curtis: Wow, what an upset!

Vans: I told you! I told you that The Virus would lose.

(Destiny stands over the Virus, and looks like he is going to attack him some more, when from the back comes Ryan McCade carrying a steel chair. Destiny and Demona depart from the ring, and then head to the back. As Ryan checks on The Virus, from out of the crowd comes "Duke" Edward Gillette. Edward clips Ryan McCade in the knee, causing him to fall over in pain. Before Virus can catch him, Edward runs to the back, laughing all the way.)

Curtis: WHAT THE! That was despicable!

Vans: Yep, I loved every minute of it.

Curtis: You would...wait folks I think Laura Worthington is backstage to talk with High Society.

(Our cameras cut backstage, Laura Worthington is outside a changing room, with Ducks logo on it.)

Worthington: Well, Brent, Chris... I'm backstage to try and get some clues on where Pike is, and what exactly the announcement was that the Saku-Masawhatchamacallit corporations president was going to make. Maybe even why he never showed up.

(Laura knocks on the door, and walks straight in... Duck, TED and the girls are all discussing something. Duck is talking to Gemma)

Duck: Look, if he wants Super Cutie.. give him Super Cutie..

Gemma: But she's gone with Pike!

Duck: So improvise! Go buy a sailor scout suit or something...

Gemma: But...

Duck: But nothing... just do it, now!

Gemma: grrrrr.

(Gemma shoves her way past Laura and leaves the room. Laura approaches Duck)

Worthington: Excuse me, Psychoduck...

Duck: who are you?

Worthington: Laura Worthington..

Duck: ahh. Right right.. the reporter. Um, so I suppose you want to know about my match with Dave right. Well, as usual, I'll just go walk down the aisle, climb in the ring... pull off some sick looking moves... retain my title, and walk away, go home happy.

Worthington: Actually, no... I was wondering about Pike, and this Sake president.

Duck: and my match right... and how I won the title?

Worthington: um, not really.

Duck: are you sure? I mean.. um.. I can find the time, if you need.

Worthington: um... so TED, can you tell me anything about Pike?

(TED stops talking to Heyleigh and Jennelle, and walks over to Laura... Duck walks to the girls, muttering to himself on the way)

TED: SO you don't want to talk about my title either? My amazing entrance... my thrilling 3 victories in one night?

Worthington: ... Jennelle?

TED: no, wait, wait... sorry. So what you want to know?

Worthington: First and foremost, where exactly is Pike?

TED: Like we said earlier, Laura, he's in an undisclosed location.. we don't even know. He told us he'd keep in touch, so as soon as he feels ring ready again.. we'll be sure to tell you.

Worthington: I see. And what about this Sake guy? What was his big announcement, that seems to of been cancelled?

TED: Being a little premature there, Laura. Yes, we've hit a bump in the road regarding his BIG announcement. But trust us, by the end of the night.. you'll be getting all of your info.

Worthington: Well, we're all eager to know... Brent, Chris... I throw it back over to you.

TREY LORENZO VS. LORD THOMAS GILLETTE

Lopez: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall...

Lopez: To be accompanied to the ring by the UHWA North American Champion "Gentleman" Jim Gillette...from Stratford-upon-Avon England, weighing in at 285 pounds..."LORD" THOMAS GILLETTE!!!

("Over the Mountain" fades out as Thomas removes his robe and places it on the outside.)

Lopez: And his opponent...

("Aerials" by System of a Down plays over the PA as Trey Lorenzo makes his way to the ring, dressed with a black trenchcoat over his ring attire, and wearing black shades. A strobelight goes off as Trey fires up the crowd, and runs down to the ring.)

Lopez: From Nome Alaska...weighing in at 213 pounds...TREY LORENZO!!!

(He dives in under the bottom rope and stays on his stomach for a moment, surveying the crowd, before getting to his feet and climbing to the middle rope. He salutes the crowd then does a backflip back into the ring, wear he removes his sunglasses and trench coat.)

Curtis: What a debut this should be for Trey Lorenzo.

Vans: LOW BUDGET FILLER MATCH!!!

Curtis: HEY! Cut that out...

Vans: You're right...maybe Thomas will let the Lorenzo guy get in one offensive move.

(The bell rings and we are underway. Thomas Gillette presents his face cockily for Trey to blast him with the first punch. Trey smiles at him, and shakes his head no. Thomas stares at him angrily, and unloads a right hand, which Lorenzo easily blocks. Lorenzo counters with a flurry of right hands and feet to the gut, backing Thomas into the ropes. Trey bounces off the opposite ropes and dives at Thomas as he comes off the ropes and catches Thomas with a forearm shot. Trey jumps up to the top rope with his back facing Thomas, and then tries a moonsault. Thomas catches Trey in midair, and then delivers a snakeyes across the top turnbuckle on Lorenzo. Thomas grabs Trey and whips him into the ropes and catches him with a clothesline. Thomas then goes for the cover...

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Curtis: This looks to be another quick starting match.

Vans: Yeah but now Thomas will slow everything down.

(Thomas picks up Lorenzo and places him over his shoulder. kThomas then delivers a shoulderbreaker...)

Vans: It's over...so much for slowing down. Here comes The Coronation...

(Thomas quickly grabs Lorenzo and sets him up for the move, but Lorenzo fights out of it and somehow executes a backbody drop, sending Thomas down hard to the mat. Lorenzo gets his second wind and runs to the outside, where he sets up Thomas. Trey measures Thomas, jumps to the top rope, and nails the Arctic Wrath on Gillette...going for the pinfall quickly...

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DING DING DING!

Lopez: Here is your winner...TREY LORENZO!!!

Vans: WHAT? GYP! GYP! GYP!

Curtis: Another huge upset here tonight!!!

(Trey celebrates, but then from backstage out comes Edward Gillette and Jim Gillette jumps in the ring. Together the two Gillette brothers begin beating down Trey Lorenzo, who tries valiantly to fight back.Trey starts to get the advantage, but Thomas gets up and nails him from behind. The three men beat down Trey, and get him on the ground. They look to hurt him some more, but from the back comes "The Nomad" Nicholas Ghould, who carries a tire iron. Jim takes cover on the outside and Edward tries to go after The Nomad, but The Nomad silently delivers the tire iron to the gut and then straight to the back of the head, sending Edward outside. Thomas turns tail and runs as well. The Nomad stares silently at them, and then looks at Trey Lorenzo, who gets to his feet and stares back at him with a blank look on his face. The Nomad stares back, nods his head, and goes running outside through the crowd.)

Curtis: WOW! What was that about...

Vans: I don't know, I guess losers tend to flock together.

(We go backstage, where Michael Swarts is standing by with Commissioner Robards.)

Swarts: Well Commssioner, earlier tonight we heard the challenge that your boss, Jason Keldman, made for you against The Chamelion. Any other thoughts concerning that.

Robards: No...not really other than this. I hope he accepts that match, and is willing to defend the honor of his federation kinda like I am willing to do with mine.

Swarts: Fair enough...now I understand you have an announcement of your own to make.

Robards: Yes I do. It is my pleasure to announce at Oktoberfest, the UHWA will be receiving an AOWF Intercontinental Title Shot. Now after much consideration, I have made my decision at to who will be receiving the title shot.

Swarts: Well who?

Robards: Though I personally don't like the man...it will be The Virus Matthew Engel!

Swarts: THE VIRUS! Wow, that is an announcement.

Robards: Glad you like it...

Swarts: One final question...what about this major announcement that High Society has and how it concerns the UHWA?

Robards: I'm not certain...but if it's anything like I think it is...then let me tell you that they're going to be the ones surprised tonight.

(Robards walks off, and leaves Swarts in a stunned state.)

PSYCHODUCK VS. VDA

Lopez: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall...and it is for the UHWA KING OF THE GIMMICK MATCH TITLE! Introducing first....the challenger...

(War Pigs" by Black Sabbath pumps over the PA and VDA makes his way to the ring, flanked by Richie the Geek.)

Lopez: To be accompanied to the ring Richie the Geek...from Baltimore, Maryland...weighing in at 239 pounds...VDA..."VICIOUS" DAVE ARMSTRONG!!!

(Both men climb in the ring and Richie shows VDA off as he climbs the ringropes and raises his hands in the air. Richie then climb to the outside and VDA waits for his opponent.)

Lopez: And his opponent...

(Born With nothing, Die With Everything by

Papa Roach quietly plays through out the arena. As

the music slowly get louder, small explosions go off

on the stage as a sheet of ivy drops down, covering

the entrance way. The music hits full volume, and one

more huge explosion goes off. Silence. Suddenly,

through the ivy.. a sword rips through. The ivy

splits in two and falls to the sides, the Music bursts

back into action again and out steps Psychoduck,

wearing his dragon knight style costume. He reaches

back behind the entrance way and helps Jennelle out,

still dresed in a single piece of ivory, that barely

covers her... Jennelle also carries the KOGM Title

over her shoulder. They pose and then make

their way down to the ringside.)

Lopez: To be accompanied to the ring by Jennelle...from The Pond...weighing in at 247 pounds...the KING OF THE GIMMICK MATCHES...PSYCHODUCK!!!

(Keeping a close eye on their

surroundings. As they reach the ring, Jennelle walks

around it, and Psychoduck slips underneath the bottom

rope runs up a turnbuckle and poses. He hops back

down, removes the sharp pieces of armour and gives

them, and the sword to Jennelle. She holds on to them

for the match. Duck waits in his corner for his match

to start.)

Vans: I never get tired of seeing that entrance...

Curtis: You want to see Jennelle don't you...

Vans: I never thought ANYONE could make an outfit better than the see through blouse with no bra, but this one takes the cake!

Curtis: Oy vey...

(The bell rings and VDA and Psychoduck circle each other before hooking up. Psychoduck pushes VDA into the corner and then backs away, smiling slyly al the while. VDA takes offense to this, and rushes at Duck...but Duck sidesteps and VDA hits hard into the turnbuckle. Duck then grabs the Singapore Cane he has been given, and nails VDA squarely in the back of the head. VDA slumps down onto the ground, and then Duck nails him a couple more times with the singapore cane before dropping it. He then reaches into his tights and grabs Bruce Lee like nunchucks.)

Vans: Bruce Lee is back! "ENTER THE DUCK!"

Curtis: Again I repeat...Oy vey...

Curtis: Looks like Psychoduck is really going to end this quick.

Vans: He wants to get on with the big announcement...

(Psychoduck climbs to the top rope and sets up for a Fowl Fly, but VDA somehow gets to his feet and runs into the top rope, causing Duck to straddle it. VDA sets up Duck on the top rope...and then nails him with the Armstrong Cutter from the top rope! VDA goes for the cover...

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Curtis: We almost had our THIRD major upset this week!

Vans: Oh come on the day VDA beats Psychoduck is the day I dress like...like Jennelle over there.

Curtis: PLEASE GOD BRENT! NEVER SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN!!!!

Vans: What... (mimics Fat Bastard) I'M DEAD SEXY...

Curtis: Ladies and gentlemen I'd like you to be the first to know that as of right now, I am declaring myself abstinent from sex, for that image has been emblazened in my mind forever.

(VDA gets up, slamming his fist on the ground. He goes over and grabs Psychoduck's cane, and waits for Duck to get to his feet. He smashes Duck over the head with the cane, but Duck motions for him to do it again. VDA smashes the cane five more times against the skull of Duck, and as Psychoduck struggles to get to his feet, VDA prepares for one more mighty swing. But Duck somehow blocks the cane and kicks VDA in the gut. Duck beats on Dave with a barrage of punches, before picking him up and hoisting him onto the top of the turnbuckle, so as that Dave is face towards the center of the ring. Duck places the cane across Daves back, and under both of Daves arms. Duck turns his back to Dave, grabs both sides of the cane with his hands. Duck carfully backs up, so as that he is on the second rope. He then extends his arms up, so that Daves stomach is resting against the back of Ducks skull. Duck then leans forwards, and falls to the mat, still holding the cane and thus bringing Dave driving down hard, face first, ino the mattress. The cane shatters over Daves back as the force rips through it.)

Curtis: MY GOD! What a manuever by the champion.

Vans: Did you expect anything less?

(Psychoduck arrogantly places one foot on the chest of VDA, as the ref counts...

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Vans: WHAT!? THAT WAS THREE! THAT WAS THREE!!!!

Curtis: Simply an amazing show of effort by VDA here.

(Psychoduck stares down in amazement at VDA, who struggles to get to his feet. Duck then goes over and grabs VDA's cane. He walks back over to Dave, and swings the cane down hard on to his head. Dave convulses for a second, before Duck hits him again. With Dave lying almost motionless, Duck places the cane across Daves throat. Duck takes two steps back, one step forward, and then jumps. Coming down, hard and stamping on both ends of the cane, causing it to crash hard across Daves throat.)

Curtis: This match has gone on long enough, somebody stop this!!!

Vans: No don't stop it we're getting to the good part.

(Psychoduck goes down to pin VDA, but Richie the Geek climbs up onto the apron. Psychoduck goes over to Richie, and starts talking trash to him. Unbeknownst to Duck, VDA rolls to the outside. Psychoduck grabs Richie by the hair, and pulls him hard into the ring. He motions for Jennelle to enter the ring, and she does. Psychoduck grabs Richie and holds him for Jennelle, who slaps him around a couple of times, before kicking him low. Psychoduck then sets up Richie the Geek and drills him with The Migration!)

Curtis: This is sickening! He's beaten up a helpless man...

Vans: I don't know if there's anything helpless about Richie...

(Richie rolls to the outside and Jennelle climbs out of the ring. Duck arrogantly raises his hands in victory, turns around...and is laid out by VDA with the laptop of Richie the Geek! VDA screams out in bloodlust, and runs to the outside. VDA grabs a table from under the ring and throws it into the ring. He sets it up and places Psychoduck on top of it. He then climbs to the top rope, and nails the Vicious Strike through the table!!!!!)

Curtis: THIS COULD BE IT! WE MAY HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!

Vans: NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!

(VDA slowly rolls over for the cover on the semi-conscious Psychoduck...

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Curtis: How in the hell did Psychoduck kick out of that?

Vans: Let me tell you how. Cause he's not about to have his title reign ended by some kind of fool like VDA!

(VDA slowly gets to his feet, and stares at the ref in disbelief. He goes over and picks up Psychoduck, who somehow manages to lowblow him. Psychoduck sets up VDA, and drills him with the Migration...going for the pinfall...

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DING DING DING!

Lopez: HERE IS YOUR WINNER...And STILL UHWA KING OF THE GIMMICK MATCHES...PSYCHODUCK!!!

Curtis: Man what a match. VDA gave it everything he had but in the end, it wasn't enough.

Vans: Whatever. Psychoduck has the whole thing in control the whole time.

Curtis: What match were you watching?

Vans: Oh...I was watching the same match you were. But you're just blind.

(Our cameras cut backstage, to the view of a door. a plaque is on the door, that reads "special guest" The camera stays focused on it for a few seconds, before Gemma walks onto the scene, dressed in a Super Cutie-like sailor scout uniform. She knocks on the door, awaits a response, and walks in. As she shuts the door behind her, we fade out, and come back to our live feed. )

BLACK JACK BOWERS VS. MOKE DOSHKEY

Lopez: The following contest is scheduled for one fall...and is our MAIN EVENT...with the winner receiving a world title shot at Oktoberfest. Introducing first...

Lopez: From Austin, Texas...weighing in at 320 pounds...BLACK JACK BOWERS!!!

(Jack climbs into the ring and raises his cowbell with a yell again, before he takes off his cowboy hat and places his cowbell and rope in the corner as Crazy Train fades. )

Lopez: And his opponent...

("Get Yourself Connected" by Stereo MCs comes on the PA. Moke Doshky comes out to a loud chorus of boos. He ignores the fans and walks to the ring.)

Lopez: To be accompanied to the ring by the Fantastic Andy Strickland...from Bonn, Germany...weighing in at 270 pounds...THE WORLD'S STRONGEST MAN...MOKE DOSHKEY!!!!

("Get Yourself Connected" fades out and Moke and Bowers stare down each other as the bell rings. Suddenly, from out of nowhere, "Ain't that a kick in the head" by Dean Martin plays and TED and Psychoduck come running down to ringside. Each of them carry their cattle prods. They get in the ring and both of them manage to shock both Bowers and Moke with the cattle prods, and drop them to the ground.)

Curtis: WHAT THE HELL...WHAT ABOUT THAT MATCH!?

Vans: Looks like the match has been canceled...

(Duck and TED stare around at the crowd, proud of their accomplishment, before Duck grabs a mic and begins to speak.)

Duck: Well, another eventful night here in the UHWA... but now, the time has arrived for the most eventful thing EVER in this federations history. Ladies and Gentleman, I give you the president of the Kiku-Masamune Sake Corporation...

(Duck points towards the entrance, and out walks Gemma, still dressed as a sailor scout. She looks a little upset. Shortly after her, a japanese man, and his western world looking companion walk out onto the entrance ramp. The none-Japanese guy has a microphone.)

Non-Japanese Guy: Psychoduck, I am the presidents interprator... and it seems we have some bad news. It seems, that our deal has to be put on hold.

(The president whispers something into his interprators ear)

Interpreter: On hold, until the return of Chris Pike.

Duck: Whoa whoa... whoa! Hold up a minute. Why do we need Chris Pike for this deal to go through?

(The interprator whispers in the presidents ear, who whispers something back)

Interpreter: It's not Chris Pike that we need, but Super Cutie. We need a Japanese model to help promote the product in Japan, if we are to attract a Japanese audience to this federation... we will need to attract them with what they want to see.

Duck: But you have Gemma! She's kinda Japanese-y looking. She got that stupid sailor suit and everything!

(The president whispers in his interprators ear again)

Interpreter: Mr Duck, the president wishes to inform you that he does understand a little English, and he is not happy that you think of his countrys beloved educational wear as "stupid"

Duck: But it is stupid! They're in school... not the bleedin' navy!

(Jennelle slides into the ring, and takes the mic off of Duck)

Jennelle: Idiot... excuse me, Mr President... Duck is a little upset at the thought of this deal turning sour, and the departure of his friend. He just wants you to reconsider the cancellation of the deal. We understand that you will be without a figure head for advertising the UHWA in Japan. However, we believe that if we do go ahead as intended... with the talent you would bring to replace the lesser talent here, you would still get your viewership from Japan.

(The interprator talks to the president. The president nods, and then shakes his head.)

Interpreter: The president is sorry, but when he agreed to the deal, Super Cutie was part of it... no Cutie... no deal.

(The president whispers something in his interprators ear)

Interpreter: However, he will keep his deal on hold. IF Pike returns within 6 months, then the deal will go through as planned at that date. But if there is no Pike in 6 months, there is no deal, and we'll take our business elsewhere.

(The president and his interprator leave to the backstage area. Jennelle drops the mic, and walks over to Duck, who looks a little pissed off. Suddenly "Would?" by Alice in Chains plays over the PA and from the back comes Jason Robards...who looks pissed off as well.)

Robards: High Society...ya know I'm pretty sick and tired of your antics around here. You think you run this join, will I've got a little note for ya. Last time I checked...I was the power around here, not you two.

Duck: Really? Last time I checked...OLD MAN...I thought you were too busy sipping down Jack Daniels and Geritol to care about this federation.

Robards: Is that so? Well let me let you in on a little secret. Chris Pike or no...as long as I'm around...THERE IS NO CHANCE IN HELL OF YOU EVER SELLING THE UHWA!

(The crowd cheers loudly, and Duck and TED look around angrily.)

Robards: And as far as my power goes. You're both about to find out how far that goes.

First Mr. King of the Gimmick Matches, let me tell you something about next week. You see you WERE scheduled to defend that title against Dusty. But instead...as of right now...you will be facing both Dusty AND The Virus in a triple threat steel cage match!!!!

And your match with The Virus goes on as planned for the 15th.

And as far as you go TED-dy boy...you think you can prevent yourself from defending that world title by just stopping the #1 contenders match? UH UH! It don't work that way!

Since I don't know who would have won that match, then I have no choice then to declare both of those men #1 contenders. Therefore, you will defend your world title against both Moke Doshkey and Black Jack Bowers at Oktoberfest.

BUT...it gets better. You see, we have a tradition at Oktoberfest. We have a special match called Battlecade, where two rings are set up side-by-side, and they are both surrounded by a steel cage! The only way to win...pinfall or submission on ALL four individuals in the match.

You heard me, all four. That means you have to pin or make all four of them submit. That means that they stick around in the cage even after you've beaten them.

What's that/ You say there's only three of you? Well let me tell you what...there's going to be a fourth man in that match, a fourth man whom at this point shall remain a mystery.

And I hope the both of you now have a respect for my authority. And I hope you will both get acquainted with my motto, and the motto of the UHWA...READY...SET...BLEED!!!

("Would?" plays again as Psychoduck and TED stare in amazement at Robards as he leaves, and they both look pissed off. The scene fades to the UHWA logo, and closes on that note.)

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That's all. RP for next week...and get ready for a great card on the 15th...