(We begin backstage, where we see a long limousine pull up backstage. Next to the limo we see Commissioner Jason Robards awaiting the man in the limo. From out of the limo emerges Jason Keldman, a woman in toe, and The Authority behind him.)

Keldman: Ah Mr. Robards, it's nice to see you again.

Robards: Yes...what brings you here?

Keldman: I just wanted to drop by and say that you have been a very good job with running the place in my absence, and I suspect that it will continue. Tonight is a very important night, make certain EVERYONE knows that I am expecting the UHWA to become the dominant force in the AOWF. It starts tonight with Chris Pike and Dusty walking out with their respective titles.

Robards: Where do you go after that?

Keldman: We shall see, I am currently in the works of a deal to bring even greater preistige to the UHWA by next year, where all will be settled.

Robards: Any messages you wish to pass along?

Keldman: None, other than what I have said.

Robards: One more thing Mr. Keldman. This Japanese saki company keeps calling me, what should I do?

Keldman: I'm sure you'll figure something out Mr. Robards, you always did have a knack for that sort of thing. Now...you have a real nice day now Mr. Robards.

(With that, Keldman climbs back in his limo and drives off leaving Robards standing there. The scene fades back to the arenaway, where "Awake" by Godsmack plays at massive levels. Pyros explode all over the arena and entryway, and the UHWA logo flashes on the UHWA-tron. We then go to our ringside commentators, for tonight's action.)

Curtis: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN WELCOME TO THE FIRST EVER UHWA SUPERCARD!!!! We are live from Houston Texas in the lovely Compaq Center, where tonight, six titles are on the line, including ALL of the UHWA gold. Hello everyone I am Christopher Curtis...

Vans: And I am the ever omni-present force in your living rooms, Brent Vans.

Curtis: Well Brent tonight we have quite a lineup, as I said six title are on the line, including two AOWF Titles.

Vans: That's right. First Dusty will challenge the JWA's Wally Attict for the AOWF Television Title. Then of course the golden boy himself Chris Pike will put his Undisputed Title on the line against the W4F's Project X. But of course Chris, that isn't Pike's only match tonight.

Curtis: That's right, as Chris Pike will be back in tonight's main event to determine the first new world champion of the new incarnation of the UHWA. But of course, TED has another match tonight.

Vans: I hardly consider TED's match vs. Pike's match to be fair. Pike has got to face one of the baddest men in all of the AOWF in Project X. And TED...Ted's got Sin.

Curtis: So?

Vans: Never mind.

Curtis: Well be that as it may, in other title matches, Moke Doshky will defend his North American Championship against "Gentleman" Jim Gillette.

Vans: Speaking of the Gillette's, Thomas & Edward Gillette will go for the tag team titles as they challenge The Virus and Ryan McCade.

Curtis: And the first ever King of the Gimmick Match will be decided...as Psychoduck will face off with Black Jack Bowers.

Vans: Well it should all be good, including this next match.

Curtis: That's right, the mysterious Destiny will do battle will Sacrifice in our opening contest. Let's send it to ring announcer Hadrian Lopez for the introductions.

DESTINY VS. SACRIFICE

Lopez: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is our opening match here at the UHWA's Clash of the Titans...introducing first...

surrounds the entrance ramp.Sacrifice comes walking down the ramp wearing a black tank top and black tights with tribal marks on both of the legs and black boots. Melody follows him wearing a black bikini top and a black thong covered by a short skirt. She walks up next to Sacrifice and they kiss before they walk down the ramp into the ring.)

Lopez: To be accompanied to the ring by Melody...from Albany, Georgia...weighing in at 295 pounds...SACRIFICE!!!

(Sacrifice climbs into the ring to a mixed reaction. There are a few wolf calls heard for Melody as she strolls to ringside. "Black Hole Sun" fades out.)

Lopez: And his opponent...

(The lights go down, and a red pentagram is projected on the entryway. A chant of "Nunc Mortem Ventiam" goes up from the background. The chant eventually fades out and there is a loud explosion, and smoke surrounds the pentagram as Destiny emerges from under the entryway through the pentagram, Demona in his arms. "Mudshovel" by Staind begins to play as Destiny walks out of the pentagram and poses for the crowd. He walks to the ring with Demona trailing behind him. )

Lopez: To be accompanied to the ring by Demona Occultica...From Parts Unknown...weighing in at 266 pounds...DESTINY!!!

(Demona goes to the corner and Destiny climbs in the ring. Destiny poses for the crowd again, as a pentagram ignites behind him. Eventually "Mudshovel" by Staind goes away and the flaming pentagram rises to the heavens. )

Curtis: Wow...what an entrance!

Vans: Let's see if that entrance equates to talent though.

(The bell rings and we are under way. Sacrifice eyeballs Destiny, who stares at him emotionless. Sacrifice eventually takes a running dive at Destiny, who just moves out of the way, causing Sacrifice to smack his face on the middle turnbuckle. Sacrifice turns around and nails Destiny with several right hands, but not a one of them has any affect. Destiny smiles, and grabs Sacrifice by the neck, and throws him out of the ring with the greatest of ease.)

Curtis: WHOA! So much for no talent.

Vans: Well...maybe.

(Sacrifice dives back into the ring and Destiny hooks up with him. Destiny scoops him up, and nails him with a pendulum backbreaker out of nowhere. Destiny then picks up Sacrifice and whips him into the ropes. He catches him, spins around three times and delivers a sitting powerbomb out of the running attack by Sacrifice. Destiny does not go for the pin, but instead picks up Sacrifice. Destiny sets him up in the corner, and whips him across the ring. Destiny goes charging after him, but Sacrifice catches him with the boot to the face, sending him back a little bit. Sacrifice runs at Destiny and manages to knock him down with a clothesline. Sacrifice bounces off the ropes and tries an elbow drop, but Destiny is quick to his feet. Sacrifice holds his arm in pain, as Destiny grabs him and whips him into the ropes. He then catches Sacrifice with a tilt-a-whirl slam on the way back, going for the cover...

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Curtis: Close fall there by Destiny.

Vans: This guy is showing me something here.

(Destiny signals for the end and picks up Sacrifice, only to get caught in a small package

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Destiny breaks out of the small package and drills Sacrifice with a clothesline. Destin then scoops up Sacrifice and nails him with the Dirge...going for the pinfall.

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DING DING DING!

Lopez: Here is your winner...DESTINY!!!

Curtis: Destiny with a real easy win there.

Vans: Let's hope this isn't a sign of lackluster things to come.

(We go backstage, to find Jason Robards talking with a particular person on the phone.)

Robards: Yes...that's great. Yeah...it'll be good to see him again. Okay...bye bye.

(Laura Worthington walks in.)

Worthington: Who was that?

Robards: I may not like the guy, but I just made a deal to bring a UHWA original back to the fold.

Worthington: Who?

Robards: Oh...you'll see.

TED VS. SIN

Lopez: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall...introducing first...

(The lights dim as a white spotlight hits center stage and

Sin steps out into it. Some organ music hits as he raises his arms up

into the air and swiftly bings them back down which is the cue for

the lights to come back on with an explosion of flame pyro

as "Poison" by Alice Cooper hits. He then methodically strolls to the

ring. )

Lopez: From Your Worst Nightmare...weighing in at 274 pounds...SIN!!!

("Poison" stops playing as Sin gets in the ring. He salutes the crowd, to a small chorus of boos and a large you suck chant.)

Lopez: And his opponent...

( [The arena lights dim down into darkness, as

a crimson smoke billows out on the entrance. An

instrumental version of Vampire by Bif Naked starts

up, as a light glows through the smoke, and shoots up

to the rafters where we see TED, slowly descending to

the floor. Gemma and Heyleigh are at his side, both have their arms around

his neck, and he has his arms supporting each of

them].

baby get ready - i'm coming for you,

i'm a vampire!

i want you - nothing you can do,

i'm a vampire!

watch me do my dance for you,

i want you - nothing you can do,

baby get ready - i'm coming for you,

i'm a vampire!

[As they land on the floor, the music cuts into a rock

instrumental. TED slowly sweeps his arm in front of

himself and motions as if he is mysteriously making

the smoke move. He then leans Gemma over, as if he

was to start biting her neck, smiling at the crowd as

he does so. Heyleigh laughs slightly psychotically

over acting distracting the crowd, whilst Gemma is

taking the time to sneakily unhook TED from the lines

that lowered them to the floor. Heyleigh walks around

the top of the stage throwing Sex Therapy business

cards out to crowd whilst this is going on, to further

add to the distraction of Gemma untying the strings.

As Gemma finishes, she kneels down at the side of TED.

Heyleigh joins her and kneels at the other side of

TED. TED poses in the middle, The song kicks back in

as they pose.]

come to my world, child of the night,

come out of your darkness and into my light,

looking for you all of your life,

don't be afraid - it'll be all right...)

Lopez: To be accompanied to the ring by Gemma and Heyleigh...from Birmingham, England...weighing in at 217 pounds...THE ETERNALLY DAMNED!!!

( [The trio finish posing, and makes their way down to

the ring. TED slides under the bottom rope and runs to

the turnbuckle, jumping up on it and pulling his trench coat

off, masterfully throwing it to one side, and landing

it perfectly in Heyleighs arms.]

god grant you serenity,

you bring out the best in me,

let mee take you higher,

guess what... i'm a vampire!

[TED hops back down into the ring, then moves over to

the ropes. Sitting on the turnbuckle awaiting the

start of the match. Heyleigh and Gemma walk around

the outside of the ring.] )

Curtis: TED is certainly a master of show.

Vans: Wait till later, I hear he has something that will knock your socks off.

(The bell rings and TED jumps down from the top rope and circles Sin. The two of them lock up, and TED immediately starts throwing headbutts at Sin. TED then starts throwing closed right hands in Sin's forehead. TED knocks Sin down with one big right hand, picks him up and whips him into the corner. TED runs in after him, jumps up and hooks Sin's head. He then bounces off the top rope to the outside, driving Sin's throat across the top rope.)

Curtis: TED is wasting no time in getting this match under way.

Vans: He wants to get this over with so he can rest for his match with Chris Pike later, you know that will be a doozy of a match.

Curtis: Oh man...TED is not only trying to end this early, he's trying to send a message to Chris Pike.

Vans: Sin normally gets at least one move in, but this guy has gotten nothing in tonight.

Curtis: Sin's nose may have been broken on that last move, it is bleeding VERY badly.

(TED picks up Sin and slaps him in the face a couple of times. TED then points at his face and sticks out his chin, trying to coax Sin into hitting him. TED then kicks Sin in the gut and throws him in the ring. TED follows him, and runs into the ropes. He then jumps over sin and somersaults over him. He bounces off the other ropes, and does a cartwheel over Sin's bloody face.)

Curtis: What arrogance from TED!

Vans: Hey, when you're on top...

(TED then signals for the end and goes to the outside. He reaches under the ring and grabs a table, and places it into the ring. TED sets up the table and convinently puts Sin onto the table. TED climbs to the top rope, and then nails the Creature of Flight through the table! He then goes for a very lackluster cover...

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DING DING DING!

Lopez: Here is your winner...TED!

Curtis: TED with a very impressive win here tonight.

Vans: Yes very impressive, and I hope for his sake that it carries with him to later.

CHRIS PIKE VS. PROJECT X

Curtis: Were now ready for a match that has alot of emotional attachment. This is, in respect, the very last Undisputed title match in the history of the AOWF.

Vans: Even though the Undisputed championship will be united with the AOWF World title soon, the question is; which man will be champion?

Curtis: Pikes success here speaks volumes for the young kids talent, but Project X is a veteran that you cannot take lightly.

Vans: This will be a barnburner, to put it lightly. Lets go to the ring.

Lopez: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the AOWF Undisputed Championship! Introducing first, the challenger, hailing from Parts Unknown.. And representing the W4F.. Here is PROJECT X!!

(The Dating Game Theme hits, and Chris Pike comes out.)

Lopez: And his opponent, from Hershey PA, weighing in at 250lbs... The Undisputed Champion; CHRIS PIKE!!

(Pike walks out onto the stage, the fans torn between cheering and booing because hes the home guy. Super Cutie stands with him, and the two walk to the ring.)

Curtis: Theres the bell, and were under way!

Curtis: Smart move, too early for the pin.

Vans: Pikes doesnt want to lose the advantage!

(Chris Pike tries a roundhouse but Project X catches the leg, turns into his body between Marcus' legs and slams him down to the mat in a half Samoan drop, rolls him over and slaps on an ankle lock.)

Vans: Unusual tactic for Project X, and he pays for it because Pikes close to the ropes. The ref makes him break the hold.

(Project X gets up and backs off. Chris Pike is standing up next to the ropes now as Project X charges in. Chris Pike ducks and lifts Project X over the rope, but Project X winds up on the side apron on his feet. Chris Pike moving quickly jumps up, hits Project X square in the chest with both feet, pushes off, hits the mat in a roll and hops up. Meanwhile Project X crashes to the floor. Chris Pike waits for Project X to get to his feet and runs to the ropes. It looks like Project X is ready for him but Chris Pike grabs hold of the top and second rope, swings himself through them and back to the ring. Project X grabs vacant air. Chris Pike grabs hold of the top rope with both hands and catapults himself over and hits a suicide cross body block. Chris Pike straddles Project X and starts to punch him in the head. With the fifth punch he lifts his fist up high, looks at it and then takes the punch. Project X manages to stop it with his palm, grabs hold of his shoulders and pulls him in for a headbutt. This knocks Chris Pike off and to the floor. Project X gets up garbs Chris Pike and tosses him into the ring.)

Curtis: I would have thought that Project X might have been more comfortable out of the ring.

Vans: You can't win the title unless you're in the ring.

Curtis: No, but you can inflict a heck of alot of damage!

(Chris Pike is up by the time Project X gets in the ring. Chris Pike runs and jumps for a huricanrana, Project X isn't going down, he falls back for a flapjack on the ropes, but Chris Pike grabs the ropes with his arms stretched out to stop the impact. Project X then grabs hold of Chris Pike' legs and yanks him out of his grip so Chris Pike hits the mat face first. Project X rolls him over for a pin but only gets a one count. Project X picks him up by the neck, gets him in a lock and signals for The Probe, Chris Pike manages to swing his feet out in front of him and pull Project X down for a small package. He gets a two count before Project X kicks out. They are up and they circle each other. Project X charges in and levels Chris Pike with a huge clothesline and sends him tumbling to the floor. Project X hops down out of the ring as Chris Pike stands and he starts to chase Chris Pike around the ring. Chris Pike slides into the ring and runs to the other side off the ropes. As Project X slides into the ring, Chris Pike come at him with a baseball slide to the face. Project X tumbles to the floor and rubs his jaw.)

Vans: In and out, in and out ...

Curtis: Cant these guys stay in the ring?

(Chris Pike steps back, waiting for Project X to get back in. The two men lock up in the middle of the ring. Project X with an arm bar, Chris Pike flips over his arm putting a reverse arm bar on Project X, Project X with an elbow to Chris Pike head, turns, grabs Chris Pike by the shoulders, rears his head back for another head butt, Chris Pike ducks, swings around behind Project X, slaps on a full nelson but gets a heel between the legs for his effort. Project X follows up with a swinging neck-breaker. Project X puts on a clover leaf which the ref asks Chris Pike' if he taps out. Chris Pike is shaking his head no. Chris Pike turns his body over to one side and kicks out of the hold. Project X takes Chris Pike be the wrist and whips into a corner. Chris Pike hits hard. Project X runs in for a shoulder block, Chris Pike drops down to the mat and pushes off the ring-post with his feet between the legs of Project X. He hops up and when Project X turns to face him the young Chris Pike shocks the world by getting Project X up into position for the Spinning Pikey Buster!!)

Curtis: Amazing! Hes got em!!

Vans: WAIT! NO!

(Project X, bigger, heavier, struggles and breaks free and lands on his feet behind Chris Pike... Chris Pike turns, surprised, and Project X strikes and catches Chris Pike by the throat and without pre-amble, lifts him up and hits the Probe! Project X is quick to cover.)

Curtis: 1!!!

Vans: 2!!!!

The Crowd: 3!!!!!

DING! DING! DING!!!!!

Curtis: I dont believe it.

Vans: I CANT Believe it!

Lopez: The winner of this match... and NEW AOWF UNDISPUTED CHAMPION... PROJECT X!!!!

(Project X stumbles against the ropes, as much in shock as anyone is. The ref hands him the Undisputed championship and Project X shakes his head in disbelief. The fans are booing horribly, but as Chris Pike sits up, shaking his head.. Project X steps forward and offers his hand. Pike looks at him, takes the preferred hand and Project X helps him up. Project X then raises Chris Pikes hand to the crowd, which erupts into cheers. Pike allows a wan smile to cross his face before he exits the ring, and Project X celebrates in the center of the ring with his new Undisputed Championship.)

Curtis: I wondered about Project Xs motives.. but when it comes to the Undisputed title, theres alot of respect between the competitors.

Vans: They may do everything to win, but once the battle is over, exhaustion allows for nothing else. Well, kind of a fitting end to the Undisputed Title.. a full 360 degree turn around..

Curtis: Lets move on, shall we?

PSYCHODUCK VS. BLACK JACK BOWERS

Curtis: Ladies and gentlemen prepare yourself for a venerable bloodbath.

Vans: This is certainly not going to be for the weak at heart. As you can see the ring ropes have already been replaced with barbed wire, and the King of the Gimmick Match is ready to be determined.

Lopez: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall...and it is for to crown the UHWA KING OF THE GIMMICK MATCH! This match...is a Barbed Wire Match!!! Introducing first...

("Born With nothing, Die With Everything" by

Papa Roach quietly plays through out the arena. As

the music slowly get louder, small explosions go off

on the stage as a sheet of ivy drops down, covering

the entrance way. The music hits full volume, and one

more huge explosion goes off. Silence. Suddenly,

through the ivy.. a sword rips through. The ivy

splits in two and falls to the sides, the Music bursts

back into action again and out steps Psychoduck,

wearing his dragon knight style costume. He reaches

back behind the entrance way and helps Jennelle out,

still dresed in a single piece of ivory, that barely

covers her... They pose and then make their way down

to the ringside. Keeping a close eye on their

surroundings.)

Lopez: To be accompanied to the ring by Jennelle...from The Pond...weighing in at 247 pounds...PSYCHODUCK!!!!

(As they reach the ring, Jennelle walks

around it, and Psychoduck slips underneath the bottom

rope runs up a turnbuckle and poses. He hops back

down, removes the sharp pieces of armour and gives

them, and the sword to Jennelle. She holds on to them

for the match. Duck waits in his corner for his match

to start.)

Lopez: And his opponent...

("Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne hits the PA as Black Jack Bowers makes his way out with a chorus of cheers. He raises his cowbell into the air and yells to the crowd at the entranceway, before walking to the ring. )

Lopez: From Austin Texas...weighing in at 320 pounds...BLACK JACK BOWERS!!!

(Jack climbs into the ring and raises his cowbell with a yell again, before he takes off his cowboy hat and places his cowbell and rope in the corner as Crazy Train fades. The bell rings and Psychoduck and Bowers circle on another, as we prepare to begin. Bowers and Duck hook up, and Bowers easily takes control, slapping on a reverse headlock. Psychoduck slams his elbow into Bowers gut, and fights out of it. Psychoduck whips Bowers into the ropes, but Bowers comes back with a shoulder tackle that takes down Psychoduck. Bowers nails Duck in the back as he gets to his feet, and then tosses him into the outside.)

Vans: Look at Psychoduck, he doesn't seem concerned with the barbed wire ropes cutting him open when he landed outside the ring.

Curtis: Bowers simlarly didn't mind bouncing into those barbed wire ropes. This is going to be brutal if they can withstand that kind of pain.

(Psychoduck climbs back into the ring, and again charges after Bowers, but instead this time goes around and hooks on a waistlock. Duck tries to lift Bowers with a German suplex, and is barely able to get him over and drop him. Bowers quickly gets to his feet, and Psychoduck runs at him with a clothesline, staggering him. Psychoduck again backs up and runs at Bowers, coming close to knocking him down. Psychoduck takes one more run at it, leaping into the air and taking Bowers down with a flying clothesline. Psychoduck then begins to lay in right hands in the temple of Black Jack Bowers. Psychoduck runs back and then runs forward, dropping an elbow onto Bowers chest.)

Curtis: On second thought, it looks like Psychoduck is a little hsitant to use the barbed wire.

Vans: He knows that he can take the pain if necessary, but he doesn't need to bounce off of the ropes every single time.

(Psychoduck picks up Bowers and nails him with a waistlock belly to belly suplex. Psychoduck then gets up and drops a standing leg drop across the throat of Black Jack Bowers. Psychoduck picks up Bowers, but out of nowhere Bowers starts blasting Duck with right hands. Bowers grabs Duck's head and pushes him backwards, causing him to land in the middle of the ring. Black Jack Bowers then grabs Duck by the throat, and lifts him high into the air, before he throws him back down into the middle of the ring. Bowers looks around, and finds his cowbell in the corner. He grabs it and the rope that goes with it. He takes off the bell, and loops the rope around Psychoduck. Tying it in a knot. Bowers grabs Duck and points to the crowd, before taking Duck and throwing him over the top rope to the outside. Bowers then pulls on the rope, causing Duck to be hanging.)

Vans: Black Jack Bowers is hanging Psychoduck! Somebody stop him!

Curtis: Black Jack definitely wants wo tin this match, and is trying to do everything to do it.

Curtis: OH MY GOD!

Vans: Looks like the ring crew won't have much to do.

(Psychoduck stares at Bowers, who struggles to get to his feet. Duck reaches into his pants an pulls out his clear nunchucks. He holds them in the air, to a huge roar of appreciation from the fans. Duck makes his way out of the ring to the fallen Black Jack. Duck rolls him off of the barbed wire. He then picks up the barbed wire and starts wrapping it around one of the handles. As he messes around with that, Black Jack gets to his feet. He turns Duck around so they are facing each other and starts to lay into him with right hands. With Duck staggering, Bowers winds up for a big punch, but takes too much time. As he swings at Duck, Duck side steps the blow, before smashing Bowers over the cranium with the barbed nunchuck. With Bowers dazed, Duck hits him again, full force, causing Bowers to drop to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Duck hits him twice more for good measure, leaving Black Jack bloodied, before getting back in the ring and playing to the crowd.)

Curtis: This match has turned into a bloodbath, quite easily!

Vans: Pyshcoduck is not going to stop at anything to win this title here tonight.

(Psychoduck heads back outside to go after Bowers, Psychoduck throws Bowers back into the ring, and follows in after him. Psychoduck picks up Bowers and executes a vertical suplex, quick release style. Psychoduck then goes for a cover...

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Curtis: Even after all of that, Psychoduck still can't beat Jack Bowers.

(Psychoduck picks up Bowers, who suddenly unleashes a flurry of right hands. Bowers drops Duck with a clothesline, followed by another, followed by another clothesline. Bowers screams to the crowd, and runs to the outside. Bowers reaches under the ring and grabs a piece of plywood, that just happens to be wrapped in barbed wire! Bowers throws the wood into the ring and climbs in. Psychoduck gets to his feet however, and drills Bowers in the back with the barbed wire nunchucks he has. but Black Jack looks unphazed, Duck pulls off the barbed wire, and hits him again and again but BlackJack just stares at Duck. Duck doesnt know what to do, he pulls his nunchucks back and swings them as hard as he can at Black Jack, they hit his head and one of the handles breaks into 3 pieces. Duck cant believe it. As Black Jack goes to hit Duck, Duck backs up towards the turnbuckle, with his hands together, seemingly pleading to Black Jack. Its no use, Bowers pulls back and then throws a punch. But Duck sidesteps, catches the arm, steps behind Bowers, grabs Bowers other arm in a double underhook. Duck then Bends his knees, before rising up and lifting Bowers in the arm, Duck releases one of his arms from the underhook, he wraps it around Bowers neck, turns 90 degrees, Duck releases his second arm from the underhook as he uses his right arm to drive Bowers down, onto the barbedwire ropes. Bowers rips through all the ropes, and hits the mat hard, his body half in and half out of the ring. Duck then goes for the pin.

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Curtis: Black Jack Bowers just kicked out of the Migration!!!!

Vans: Look at this ring, it looks like a warzone!

(Psychoduck stares in disbelief at Bowers, and then he signals for the end once more. He moves towards the plywood, and sets Bowers up for another Migration. Bowers counters and lifts Psychoduck high into the air, driving him down with the Stud Slam onto the plywood and barbed wire. Bowers goes for the cover...

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Vans: Now Psychoduck is showing his tenacity!

(Bowers slaps the mat hard, and picks up Psychoduck again. He moves Duck towards the ring and sets him up between the bottom and middle rope of the ring. Bowers grabs Psychoduck's legs and executes a catapault, with Psychoduck's throat cradling against the middle rope, and then bouncing back down onto the bottom rope. Bowers then goes for the cover on Psychoduck...

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Bowers slaps the mat in frustration. The crowd starts to really rally behind Bowers. Bowers picks up Psychoduck, and sets him up for the 52 Card Pickup...but Psychoduck counters the powerbomb with a reverse neckbreaker on the way down. Psychoduck climbs to the top rope in a hurry, and then executes the Fowl Fly from the top, going for the cover...

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DING DING DING!

Lopez: Here is your winner...and the NEW King of the Gimmick Match...PSYCHODUCK!!!

Curtis: What a match between these two!

Vans: Psychoduck, like I always said, is the most hardcore man in the UHWA, and thus the most hardcore man in the AOWF!

(Psychoduck grabs his title belt, climbs to the top rope and poses with it. He then places the belt around his waist, eyes Bowers still laying in the middle of the ring, and comes crashing down with a Fowl Fly into the ribs of Bowers, with the title belt delivering a huge blow. The air quickly escapes from Bowers lungs, as Psychoduck stands over him, and slaps him in the face, before heading to the back.)

Curtis: That was entirely uncalled for. And the fans really don't like the sound of that.

Vans: Aw who cares, Psychoduck has gold, and that is all that matters.

(Backstage, Dusty is seen walking in the hallway, and he accidentally bumps into TED, causing TED to spill coffee over Dusty.)

Dusty: Better be careful there TED.

TED: ME! Why you little...

(TED looks like he is going to nail Dusty, but then gains control of himself, and walks off.)

THE VIRUS & RYAN MCCADE VS. THOMAS & EDWARD GILLETTE

Lopez: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall...and it is for the UHWA Tag Team Championship...Introducing first...

Lopez: The Challengers...from Stratford-upon-Avon England...at a total combined weight of 545 pounds...DUKE EDWARD AND LORD THOMAS GILLETTE!!!

(The Gillettes climb into the ring and raise their arms in front of the crowd, before taking off their robes and throwing them to the outside.)

Lopez: And their opponents...

(The lights in the arena go out, "This Love" by PanTera hits, red and silver lights begin flashing around the arena. The Virus comes out and walks along to the music, before throwing his arms up in the air, throwing a cash sign with his hands. At this sign, "This Love" stops and "Your World" by Professional Murder Music plays over the PA, as dark green pyros go off in the entranceway, and Ryan McCade comes to the ring. The two men shake hands in the entryway, and walk to the ring...)

Lopez: At a total combined weight of 451 pounds...They are the UHWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...RYAN MCCADE AND THE VIRUS...MATTHEW ENGEL!!!

(The Virus and Ryan McCade climb in the ring and salute the crowd, only to be backjumped by Edward and Thomas. Thomas goes after McCade and begins to beat him down in the corner, as Edward clotheslines The Virus over the top rope. The ref calls for the bell, and we are underway.)

Curtis: The Gillettes trying to get the early advantage over McCade and Virus.

Vans: They want this match over with in a hurry.

(Thomas grabs McCade and immediately goes to work on his injured knee, stomping away at the join. Thomas grabs the leg and drops his elbow onto the knee, not wasting any time. As soon as Edward climbs into the ring, Edward and Thomas grab McCade's legs, and execute a double wishbone leg splitter. Edward then grabs McCade, picks him up, and from behind lifts McCade and executes a shinbreaker. Edward, grabs McCade, drags him to the middle of the ring, and hooks on a figure 4 leglock.)

Vans: This is it right here, short match, short title reign for Virus and McCade.

Curtis: McCade is screaming in pain, but he isn't tapping.

(Ryan slowly drags himself towards his corner, stretches out and tags in The Virus, who stomps away at Edward and releases the hold. McCade rolls to the outside, holding his knee in pain. Virus whips Edward into the ropes, and executes a back body drop on Edward. Virus then grabs Edward, hooks him up, and nails him with a snap suplex. Virus ascends to the top rope, waits for Edward to get up, and nails him with a missile dropkick, before going for the cover.

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Curtis: Now The Virus is going for quick wins.

Vans: It's gonna take a lot more than that to beat The Gillettes.

(Virus grabs Edward and whips him into the corner, and misses the blind tag between he and Thomas. Edward ducks under a Virus clothesline, and Virus turns around to be nailed by the big boot of Thomas. Thomas grabs The Virus and executes an inverted atomic drop on the man. Thomas picks up The Virus and whips him into the ropes, and catches him with a reverse knife edge chop, causing The Virus to shink back down onto the mat. Thomas bounces off the ropes once and nails an elbow drop. He then does the same thing twice more...before going for the cover...

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Curtis: Thomas showing some nice chain wrestling skills here.

Vans: It's gonna be the Gillete's night, when they walk out with the tag titles and the North American Title.

(Thomas goes over and tags in Edward, and the two men whip The Virus into the ropes, and execute a double spinebuster as Virus comes back. Edward and Thomas then both bounce off the ropes, and Edward drops a leg across Virus' throat while Thomas drops a body splash across The Virus' stomach. Edward then goes for the cover.

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Edward grabs The Virus and whips him into the corner, and follows him in with a running clothesline. Edward picks up The Virus and slams him to the ground. Edward then climbs to the middle rope and drives his fist across The Virus' forehead as he comes down. Edward then goes for the cover...

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Vans: What? That should have been it!

Curtis: The Virus is showing great tenacity by continuing to kick out here.

(Edward goes over and tags in Thomas. Thomas sets up The Virus and nails him with a shoulderbreaker. Thomas then grabs The Virus and signals for the end, going for The Coronation. The Virus however fights out of it and executes a reverse neckbreaker on Thomas as he fights out of the crufcifix position. The Virus drags himself over to his corner, as does Thomas. Thomas tags in Edward, and the Virus tags in the rejuvenated Ryan McCade.)

Vans: McCade can't be of any use!

Curtis: Look again Brent!

(Edward tries a chop block, but McCade sees it coming and dodges it. McCade flips Edward around and starts throwing left and right hands at him. Thomas tries to come in from behind, but The Virus runs out of the corner and clotheslines Thomas out of the ring. McCade sets up Edward on the top rope, and nails him with the Arizona Burn! McCade then scoops up Edward, and drills him with The Mantis Driver! He then goes for the cover...

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DING DING DING!

Lopez: Here are your winners and STILL UHWA Tag Team Champions...RYAN MCCADE AND THE VIRUS!!!

(The Virus and McCade celebrate, as Thomas comforts his fallen brother.)

Curtis: Despite McCade's knee injury, He and The Virus remain tag team champions.

Vans: Luck...nothing but pure luck. I still don't think this fued is over with.

DUSTY VS. WALLY ATTICT

Curtis: Well ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the AOWF Television Title Match...and this promises to be a doozy...

Lopez: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the AOWF Television Title...introducing first the challenger...

("Forever" by Kid Rock plays over the PA and cheers come up from the crowd. From behind the curtain, outcomes the handsome Dusty and his girlfriend Natalie. Dusty has on a black cowboy hat plus his wrestling attire.)

Lopez: Representing the UHWA and being accompanied to the ring by Natalie...from San Antonio, Texas...weighing in at 252 pounds...DUSTY!!!

(He leads Natalie to the ring and holds the rope for her. They both get in the ring and salute the crowd, much to the crowd's delight, before Dusty holds the ropes for Natalie to go to the outside and stand in his corner.)

Lopez: And his opponent...

Lopez: Representing the JWA...he is the AOWF Television Champion...WALLY ATTICT!!!

(He reaches the bottom of the ramp and slides into the ring. He stretches against the ropes and awaits the match to begin. The bell rings, and Wally and Dusty hook up in the middle of the ring. Wally hooks on a wristlock and winds up Dusty's arm. Wally then goes over and drives his arm into the tricep of Dusty. Wally whips Dusty into the ropes, and executes an armdrag over, continuing to work on the arm. He floats in with the armdrag, and hooks on an armbar. Dusty kicks out of the move and whips Wally into the ropes. Dusty executes a back body drop on Wally Attict, sending him sailing high into the air and landing with a thud. Dusty grabs Attict and nails him with a scoop slam. Dusty bounces off the ropes and tries a legdrop, but Attict moves out of the way. Attict grabs Dusty and whips him into the ropes. Wally ducks down for a back body drop, but Dusty catches him with knee lift. Dusty then backs up, and executes a scissors kick to the chest of Attict.)

Curtis: Nice series of moves between these two.

Vans: Dusty had better win this match, the UHWA is counting on him. Especially after Pike lost his title tonight.

(Dusty picks up Wally and whips him into the corner, and follows in with a running clothesline. Dusty then grabs Wally and executes an overhead belly to belly suplex, going for the cover afterward

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Dusty grabs Wally, but Wally counters with a thumb to the eye. Wally whips Dusty into the ropes and nails him with a dropkick. Wally stops a moment, and seemingly talks to himself, before going after Dusty and backing him into the corner. Wally lays in four or five reverse kinfe edge chops into Dusty, and then backs him out of the corner, setting him up. Wally lifts Dusty into the air, holds him there for a few seconds, before dropping him down to the mat with a spike brainbuster. Wally celebrates the great move, but gets dertermined look on his face fast as he covers Dusty...

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Curtis: That momentary lapse in concentration may have cost Wally Attict there...

Vans: That's a rookie mistake Wally may live to regret.

(Wally picks up Dusty and slams him to the ground. Wally then somsersaults in midair and drops a leg across Dusty's throat as he comes down. Wally signals for the end and climbs to the top rope. Attict tries a splash from the top rope, but Dusty is able to get his knees up. Attict doubles over in pain as Dusty gets to his feet. Dusty grabs Wally and prepares to whip him into the ropes, but instead brings him back for a short arm kneelift. Dusty then drops Wally with a DDT. Dusty goes for the cover quickly...

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Dusty grabs Wally and whips him into the corner, catching him with a powerslam on his way back. Dusty then climbs to the top rope and signals for the Roundup. Wally gets to his feet, and Dusty tries the move, but Dusty misses as Wally moves out of the way.)

Curtis: Costly mistake by Dusty!

Vans: Wally Attict is wasting no time in capitalizing

(Wally whips Dusty into the ropes and on the way back uses a flapjack toss to get them in the air. While they're in the air, he grabs their legs and throws his shoulder into the knees, bringing him down to the mat very hard.)

Curtis: SUPER SPINEBUSTER!!! This one may be over!

Vans: Kick out Dusty!

(Wally goes for the cover, and nonchalantly hooks the leg...

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Wally stares in amazement at the ref, and argues that it was three. He backs the ref into the corner, and from behind Dusty gets to his feet. Dusty scoops up Wally from behind and then drops him with the Pecos Valley Driver! Dusty goes for the cover...

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DING DING DING!

Lopez: Here is your winner...AND THE NEW AWOF TELEVISION CHAMPION...DUSTY!!!!

(The crowd explodes as Dusty jumps in victory and Natalie enters his arms. The ref presents Dusty the AOWF TV Title, and as "Forever" by Kid Rock plays in the background, Dusty holds the title in celebration. Wally rolls out of the ring, sulking, and walks to the back, and a few fans slap him on the back for a job well done.)

Vans: YES! We still have AOWF GOLD!!!

Curtis: A fantastic match between those two, and I think we'll see things from Wally Attict in the future!

(Suddenly, from backstage, out comes TED. TED rushes into the ring and nails Dusty from behind while Dusty is on the middle rope. TED sets up Dusty, and drills him with a crucifix powerbomb from the middle rope. TED then drags Dusty over into position, and nails the High Stakes on Dusty. TED salutes the crowd, which gives a few boos as well as cheers, before TED heads to the back!)

Curtis: What the hell was that about!

Vans: Well, I'm back to normal. Dusty spilled TED's coffee, an important part of TED's training regiment.

Curtis: Give me a break.

MOKE DOSHKEY VS. "GENTLEMAN" JIM GILLETTE

Lopez: The following contest is scheduled for one fall...and it is for the UHWA North American Championship! Introducing first the challenger...

Lopez: From Stratford-upon-Avon England...weighing in at 212 pounds...GENTLEMAN JIM GILLETTE!!!

(He gets in the ring and readjusts his gloves while doing some last minute stretching. )

Lopez: And his opponent...

("Get Yourself Connected" by Stereo MCs comes on the PA. Moke Doshky comes out to a loud chorus of boos. He ignores the fans and walks to the ring.)

Lopez: To be accompanied to the ring by the Fantastic Andy Strickland...from Bonn Germany...weighing in at 275 pounds...he is the UHWA North American Champion...THE WORLD'S STRONGEST MAN...MOKE DOSHKEY!!!

("Get Yourself Connected" fades out as Moke climbs into the ring and hands his belt to the ref. The bell rings and we are underway. Jim Gillette starts off by bouncing around the ring, a determined look on his face. Moke runs after Jim, and Jim ducks under him. Moke tries again and Jim ducks again. Moke tries once more to run after Jim, but this time Jim stops him with a knife egde chop. And continues to lay the chops in. Moke backsup, hurt a little from the chops. Jim whips Moke into the corner and follows him in, executing a monkey flip out of the corner. Moke Doshkey gets up quickly, only to be met by a Jim Gillette dropkick, which sends Moke to the outside.)

Curtis: Jim is really trying hard to end it quickly, using his speed to overcome Moke.

Vans: As great as Gillette is, I gotta go with Moke's power and eperience though.

Curtis: Weren't you preditcing Gillette to win earlier?

Vans: Errr...no?

(Jim goes running to the outside, diving over the top rope and trying a plancha on Moke, who has no gotten to his feet. Moke catches Jim in midair though, and then rams Jim's spine into the ringpost. Moke lays in some boots to Jim Gillette, before whipping him into the guardrail at ringside. Moke throws Gillette back into the ring and follows him in, going for the cover as he does...

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Vans: Close one for Moke Doshkey!

Curtis: Your pick almost went up in smoke.

Vans: I told you, my pick is Moke Doshky!

Curtis: Riiiight.

(Moke grabs Jim and whips him hard into the corner. Moke then grabs Jim again and whips him into the ropes, nailing him with a powerslam. He then gives the sign to the fans for the Mokey Squash! Moke picks up Gillette, but Gillette counters with a small package.

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Moke powers out and gets up, drilling Jim with a clothesline as Jim tries to get to his feet. Moke motions for Andy Strickland to get up and nail Jim with his trusty potted plant Moke whips Jim to the ropes, but Jim reverses, and And blindly nails Moke with the potted plant. Jim takes advantage, winds up, and drills Moke Doshkey with the Gentleman's Kick, going for the pinfall!

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DING DING DING!!!

Lopez: Here is your winner...AND THE NEW UHWA North American Champion...GENTLEMAN JIM GILLETTE!!!

Curtis: I can't believe it!

Vans: I told you Jim Gillette would win!

(Sweet Dreams plays and Jim grabs his belt and hightails it out of there, celebrating as he goes. Moke stands in the middle of the ring, fuming at himself.)

MAIN EVENT! TED VS. CHRIS PIKE

Curtis: Well ladies and gentlemen, this is going to be one of the greatest matches I think we have seen in a good long while.

Vans: Despite the fact that Chris Pike lost the Undisputed Title tonight...I like his chances against TED. Then again TED may very well surprise me and walk out with it. The real winners are you and I Chris, cause we get to see a great match.

Curtis: With that being said, let's go to Hadrian Lopez for the final introductions.

Lopez: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...the following contest is scheduled for one fall...and it is for the UHWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!

[As the melody reaches its halfway stage, through the entrance way come two men, they blow out the fourteen of the sixteen candles, and keep one each. They run to the right side of the stage, each do a buranhi flip, before simultaneously backflipping. AS they land on the ground, they drop to their knees and blow out the candles. At that precise second a HUGE pyro expludes centre stage, and through the entrance way steps Bif Naked, with her band in tow. The band run to where the two guys were standing, where we can now see the bands instruments. They take but a second to get ready, before belting out "Vampire" By Bif Naked.]

"baby get ready - i'm coming for you,

i'm a vampire!

i want you - nothing you can do,

i'm a vampire!

watch me do my dance for you,

i want you - nothing you can do,

baby get ready - i'm coming for you,

i'm a vampire!"

[Bif raises her hand into the air, and another Pyro explodes in the rafters of the arena. The band start playing a hardcore rock instrumental version of the tune. As the smoke clears from the rafters, we see TED, Heyleigh and Gemma being lowered to the ground. Heyleigh and Gemma have their arms wrapped around TEDs neck, making sure they dont fall. They group touch down on the floor, and Bif gets back into her song]

"come to my world, child of the night,

come out of your darkness and into my light,

looking for you all of your life,

don't be afraid - it'll be all right..."

[TED leans over Gemmas neck, and pretends to bite her, as She sneakily unhooks the wires that lowered them. Meanwhile, Heyleigh throws out Sex Therapy business cards, to cause a distraction. As Gemma finishes, the group pose]

"god grant you serenity,

you bring out the best in me"

[Bif steps back towards TED, TED grabs her from behind and fakes biting her neck]

"let mee take you higher,

guess what... i'm a vampire!")

Lopez: To be accompanied to the ring by Gemma and Heyleigh...from Brimingham England...weighing in at 217 pounds...THE ETERNALLY DAMNED!!!

"baby get ready - i'm coming for you,

i'm a vampire!

i want you - nothing you can do,

i'm a vampire!"

[TED whips off his leather coat, and throws it masterfully into the arms of Heyleigh. TED then steps up onto the top turnbuckle, and looks back at Bif.]

i want you - nothing you can do,

baby get ready - i'm coming for you,

i'm a vampire!"

[With those final words, TED backflips off the top turnbuckle, takes a single hop backwards so hes dead center in the ring. He then drops to one knee and punches the mat. As he does so, on the entrance way a string of pyros go off, and Bif gets hoisted up very quickly to the rafters. As she reaches them, another huge Pyro goes off, and she disappears. The arena lights dim down around the entranceway again, as we await the arrival of Pike])

Curtis: Wow...Bif Naked ladies and gentlemen...

Vans: What an entrance!

Lopez: And his opponent...

(The lights go dark, as a drum roll is heard throughout the arena. Finally, there are successive explosions coming down the entryway, lighting it up, followed by one massive pyro explosion at the end. At that cue, "The theme from the Dating Game" plays over the PA and Chris Pike comes to the ring...followed by Super Cutie. Pike takes a sip of Saki, as Cutie jumps up and down with a peace sign, and Pike let's out a very audible AHHHH as he comes to the ring...)

Lopez: To be accompanied to the ring by Super Cutie...from Hershey Pennsylvania...weighing in at 250 pounds...CHRIS PIKE!!!!

(Pike dives under the bottom rope, and golden pyros shoot off from all four ringposts, and Pike salutes the crowd around him. Pike stops as the pyros stop and his music fades. He then approaches TED.)

Curtis: We are underway...and you can almost cut the tension with a knife...

Vans: This is going to be great...you fans are in for a real treat!

(The bell rings...and TED and Pike meet in the middle of the ring. Pike says something to TED, and TED says something back. Pike and TED each rear back ready to fire the first blow and...

As Pike's fist comes forward, it flattens out so that it looks like paper, and TED morphs his hand so it looks like a pair of scissors. Pike shrugs his shoulder's and lays down on the mat and TED covers him...The ref reluctantly counts...

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DING DING DING!

Lopez: Ummm...here is your winner...and the New UHWA World Heavyweight Champion...The...Eternally Damned???

(TED jumps up and down, and Pike shakes his hand as the ref hands him the title belt. Psychoduck comes running out from the back, to celebrate with TED and Pike, and the fans begin to boo unmcercifully.)

Curtis: Wha...what the hell was that!!!???

Vans: That...that was great! I knew they had to have a plan...No way High Society would fight each other.

Curtis: They screwed us all. All the hype...and it was completely worthless. Those sons of bitches screwed us all!!!!

(TED continues to celebrate, when suddenly, "Back in Black" by AC/DC begins to play. From backstage comes Commissioner Jason Robards, a falsely funny look on his face.)

Robards: Clever...you guys are real clever aren't you?

(High Society nods their heads.)

Robards: Well, no matter how clever you think you are, you still are gonna have to fight tonight!!!

(TED looks on a little worried, and grabs a mic.)

TED: Didn't you see my entrance?! That was exhausting, and now you want me to wrestle too! That's unfair!!!

Robards: Spare me ya Gothic Clown Reject...not only are you going to have to wrestle tonight...but that World Title you just won is going to be on the line...not only that...but you have to face a former UHWA World Champion.

Curtis: Uh oh...I think I know who he means...

Robards: Meet your first challenger...BLACK JACK BOWERS!!!!

(Bowers comes running from backstage, bandaged up from his previous fight. Psychoduck and Pike dive out of the ring and Bowers rushes in, staring down TED, an angry look on his face. Robards motions for the timekeeper to ring the bell, and we are underway.)

Vans: Now wait a minute...this is TED's third match tonight...you've got to be kidding me!!!

Curtis: I don't think this is a joke.

(TED looks around, and offers his hand in friendship to Bowers. Bowers shakes hands with TED, but TED wheels him in and tries a kick to the gut. Bowers stares at TED, angrier than before. TED punches Bowers, who is now trembling with anger. TED punches him again, and it has no affect. Bowers blocks the next punch, and nails TED with one of his own. Bowers levels TED with right hand after right hand, before whipping him into the corner hard. Bowers then climbs to the middle rope, and nails TED with ten punches to the head. Bowers grabs TED and whips him hard into the ropes, and catches him with a bearhug on the way back, locking him in the Full House!!!)

Vans: Heyleigh knows how to counter this move...

Curtis: Oh no, not this again.

(Heyleigh reaches under the ring and pulls out Shannon, the ever inflatable sheep. She holds it in view of TED, and TED gets the...usual reaction. Bowers however, unwavering, simply repositions TED, releases the hold, and knees TED right in the general, as he is at attention, so to speak. TED yowls in pain, and Bowers smiles a jagged tooth grin at the pain on TED's face. He goes to the outside, and grabs the sheep, and holds it high into the air. In one mighty squeeze...Bowers pops the sheep and throws its remains out of the ring. Bowers then goes over and covers TED.

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Curtis: Come on now!

Vans: Hey, all's fair in war and...err...sheep.

(Bowers stares at Psychoduck angrily. But TED comes from behind and nails Bowers from behind. TED whips Bowers into the ropes, and tries a clothesline, but Bowers counters with a clothesline of his own. Bowers sets up TED for the 52 Card Pickup!)

Curtis: BOWERS IS GOING TO WIN THE WORLD TITLE TONIGHT!!!

Vans: Oh no he won't!!!

(All at once, Pike comes from behind and flips Bowers around, spitting saki in his eyes. Bowers is blinded, and walks right into Psychoduck, who nails Bowers with The Migration. Pike picks up Bowers, and drills him with the Spinning Pikey Buster 02'. Duck grabs from Jennelle cattle prod nunchucks, and shocks Bowers a few times, before pointing to TED. TED grabs the world title and wraps it around his waist, and then climbs to the top rope, nailing Bowers with the Creature of Flight! Duck forces the ref to count...

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DING DING DING

Lopez: Here is your winner and STILL UHWA World Heavwyeight Champion...THE ETERNALLY DAMNED!!!!

Curtis: This is scik what they have done to a UHWA Legend!

Vans: Legend shmegend, it don't matter no more. Cause TED is the new legend.

Curtis: Ladies and gentlemen...we are out of time, for Brent Vans I am Christopher Curtis...we'll see you next time...

(High Society stand over the fallen body of Black Jack Bowers as "Vampire" by Bif Naked plays over the PA. The scene goes to blank and the UHWA logo flashes, before the scene closes.)

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Yeah, surprised aren't you. Well, enjoy a couple days off, then get started RP'ing for October 1st.