UHWA TUESDAY NIGHT POWER!
(Scene opens in the Gund Arena for Tuesday Night Power. Pyros explode from all around the arena as "Fixxxer" by Metallica plays throughout the arena and the crowd waves signs in the crowd like "Pike fears POWERade" and "Bring back Aries." The pyro goes dead as we go to the commentators...Christopher Curtis and Brent Vans.)
Curtis: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to UHWA TUESDAY NIGHT POWER! I am Christopher Curtis...
Vans: And I am the voice of the UHWA...Brent Vans.
Curtis: Well Brent, tonight we are set for the tag team title tournament. It's sort of a mini tournament, in the fact that it will be a one night affair.
Vans: That's right, three preliminary matches will take place tonight, and then the three teams who win those matches will come back a second time and fight it out in a three way dance. This three way dance is very odd in that it is elimination...Texas Tornado style.
Curtis: That's right all three teams will be in the ring at the same time, all six men. A team is eliminated when both members are pinned, but if one is pinned then the other can go on, so very realistically, it could get down to a one on one match to determine the tag teams champions.
Vans: But that's later, we still have to get there.
Curtis: That's right. Our first match is between Scotty Williams & "Vicious" Dave Armstrong as they take on Sin & Sacrifice.
Vans: In my mind, the perennial undercard of the UHWA right now are these four men. Whichever team can make it to the tag team titles will be well on their way to breaking that term.
Curtis: Next up is Dusty teaming with Black Jack Bowers against Chris Pike and TED.
Vans: That will be a match. My prediction is that High Society will walk out tag team champions here tonight.
Curtis: Then finally we feature Thomas & Edward Gillette against a new team of Ryan McCade and "The Virus" Matthew Engel.
Vans: I like the Gillette's, but McCade and Engel really intrigue me to no end. I think that match will be interesting as well.
Curtis: Will we are ready for tonight's action, let's send it to Hadrian Lopez for the call.
THE HARDCORE REVOLUTION VS. SIN & SACRIFICE
Lopez: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a tag team match...with the winners moving on to receive a chance at the UHWA Tag Team Championship. Introducing first...
("Southside" by Moby and Gwen Stefani pumps over the PA and Scotty makes his way to the ring, flanked by his tag partner VDA and Richie the Geek. )
Lopez: To be accompanied to the ring by Richie the Geek. At a total combined weight of 459 pounds...SCOTTY WILLIAMS...VICIOUS DAVE ARMSTRONG...THE HARDCORE...REVOLUTION!!!
(All three men climb in the ring and Richie shows off the two men as they climb the ringropes and raise their hands in the air. Richie climbs to the outside and the Revolution wait for their opponents.)
Lopez: And their opponents...
("Black Hole Sun"by Soundgarden plays as the lights dim and fire
surrounds the entrance ramp.Sacrifice comes walking down the ramp wearing a black tank top and black tights with tribal marks on both of the legs and black boots. Melody follows him wearing a black bikini top and a black thong covered by a short skirt.She walks up next to Sacrifice and they kiss before they walk down the ramp into the ring.)
Lopez: First, being accompanied to the ring by Melody...from Albany, Georgia...weighing in at 259 pounds...SACRIFICE!!!
(Sacrifice climbs into the ring, as "Black Holed Sun" fades out. The lights dim as a white spotlight hits center stage and Sin steps out into it. Some organ music hits as he raises his arms up into the air and swiftly bings them back down which is the cue for the lights to come back on with an explosion of flame pyro as "Poison" by Alice Cooper hits. He then methodically strolls to the ring. )
Lopez: And his tag team partner from Your Worst Nightmare...weighing in at 274 pounds...SIN!!!!
(Sin climbs in the ring, and stares at Sacrifice, before moving to the corner and allowing the match to begin. Sacrifice and Williams starts up, and Williams starts off with a side headlock on Sacrifice. Sacrifice turns into the pressure and executes an atomic drop. Sacrifice runs into the ropes and comes back with a clothesline. Sacrifice then tags in Sin and Sin climbs to the top rope. Sin jumps up, and then drops an elbow right across Scotty Williams.)
Curtis: WHOA! Sin & Sacrifice are going all out here, I wonder if Scotty and VDA are just...what the???
Vans: Look at this, VDA and Richie the Geek are leaving the arena side, they're ditching Scotty!
(Sin looks over to see tha tag partner gone, and then shrugs his shoulders. He picks up Scotty, and drills him with The Blood Sky! Sin then picks up Scotty again, and drills him with the Deadliest Sin, going for the pinfall...
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DING DING DING!
Lopez: Here are your winners...SIN AND SACRIFICE!
Curtis: In what may go down as the shortest match in UHWA history, Sin & Sacrifice have advanced to the tag team title match. And VDA left his partner, what's up with that?
Vans: I don't know, but I think The Hardcore Revolution is over.
(Sin and Sacrifice celebrate in the ring, when suddenly the lights go down.)
Curtis: Huh?
Vans: What is that?
(A red pentagram shines up on the UHWA video screen, and a maniacal laugh is heard. The lights come back up, and suddenly standing in the middle of the ring is Destiny.)
Curtis: That's DESTINY! HE'S HERE!
Vans: Who? What?
(Sin and Sacrifice see this, and Sacrifice immediately dives after Destiny, who ducks a clothesline. Sin hightails it out of the ring, not caring about Destiny. Sacrifice is backed into the corner with right hands, and then Destiny loads up Sacrifice on the top rope, and nails him with The Overture. Destiny stands over Sacrifice, and raises his hands high into the air as "Mudshovel" by Stained plays.)
Curtis: Oh man! Sacrifice has been nailed with that top rope brainbuster, that may have injured the guy.
Vans: He may very well be unable to compete for the tournament final, that would leave Sin on his own!
Curtis: We'll have to see what transpires...
CHRIS PIKE & TED VS. DUSTY & BLACK JACK BOWERS
Curtis: Well our next match features your pick to win the titles, High Society.
Vans: Well, regardless of whether or not they win, let's hope that this next match is a little more entertaining then the last one.
Lopez: Ladies and gentlemen the following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall...with the winners advancing to the tag team title match later tonight. Introducing first...
("Ain't that a Kick in the Head" by Dean Martin plays over the PA as TED and Chris Pike walk to the ring, dressed in their High Society attire, and flanked by Gemma, Heyleigh and Super Cutie.)
Lopez: Introducing first Team #1...to be accompanied to the ring by Gemma, Heyleigh and Super Cutie...at a total combined weight of 467 pounds...TED...and the AOWF Undisputed Champion...CHRIS PIKE...HIGH SOCIETY!!!!
(The lights do down and the five people get in the ring. TED grabs Gemma and pretends to be biting her in their pose, as Heyliegh throws her business cards out to the crowd. Super Cutie jumps up and down flashing a peace sign, as Pike drops down to one knee, the Undisputed Title over his shoulder, and holds his bottle of saki high into the air.)
Curtis: I wonder what this whole thing about Saki is.
Vans: Like I said, new sponsor equals new poses.
(The lights come back up and "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne plays over the PA system. Black Jack Bowers and Dusty come marching out, flanked by Natalie.)
Lopez: And their opponents...to be accompanied to the ring by Natalie...at a total combined weight of 572 pounds...DUSTY AND BLACK JACK BOWERS!!!
(The two men climb into the ring and salute the crowd, much to the crowd's delight. They remove their cowboy hats and Dusty climbs to the outside, leaving Bowers in the ring. Pike and TED perform a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors for who goes first, and Pike wins. TED stomps his foot in feigned disappointment, before going to his corner. The bell rings, and Pike and Bowers circle each other before locking up in the middle of the ring. Bowers easily overpowers Pike and takes hold of him in a wristlock. Bowers reels Pike in and drops him face first with a single arm DDT, holding onto the armbar. Bowers picks up Pike again and turns over the wrstlock, causing Pike to scream in some degree of pain. Pike is whipped into the ropes by Bowers, who catches him with a reverse knife edge chop coming back. Bowers then picks up Pike and slams him to the mat. Bowers runs off the ropes, and tries to drop the elbow, but misses. Pike quickly snaps up to his feet and lays in boots to Bowers. Pike picks up Bowers and whips him into the ropes. Pike leapfrogs over Bowers, and turns around, catching Bowers with a beautiful dropkick as Bowers comes back.)
Curtis: Pike knows he cannot out power a man who has a 70 pound weight advantage over him.
Vans: That's why Pike is the Undisputed Champion. Look at that title over on the ring announcer's table. It's beautiful, it's shiny...it's...
Curtis: Gone?
Vans: Huh? What the?
(Bowers slowly gets to his feet as Pike makes the tag to TED. Pike holds Bowers for TED, who catches Bowers with a savate kick to the face. TED grabs Bowers and executes a few forearms to the forehead of Bowers, before whipping him into the corner. TED follows in with a spinning heel kick to the jaw of Bowers. TED goes over to his corner and tags in Pike, who climbs to the top rope. TED sets up Bowers, and executes a monkey flip which sends Bowers high into the air. Pike catches Bowers in midair off of the top rope and nails Bowers with a sit down powerbomb from the top rope, going for the cover.
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Curtis: Oh man Pike is really feeling confident here.
Vans: TED doesn't look too happy about it though.
(TED yells at Pike, who tells him everything is alright. Pike then turns around and is nailed by a bionic elbow from the risen Black Jack Bowers. Bowers nails a few knife edges chops and whips Pike into the ropes, nailing him with a big boot on the way back. Bowers goes to the side of Pike, and drops a falling headbutt on him. Bowers grabs Pike and tags in Dusty. Dusty grabs Pike and sets him up on the top turnbuckle, and hooks him up for a back suplex from the top. Dusty lifts up Pike, and Bowers takes hold of Pikes head, running forward, allowing enough room for Dusty to backsuplex Pike while at the same time Bowers delivers a reverse neckbreaker. Dusty rolls over and goes for the cover...
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SHOULDER UP!)
Curtis: Pike showing some resiliance there. But apparently he did not have the match as well in order as he had thought.
(Dusty picks up Pike, who fights back with right hands. Pike grabs Dusty by the hair and biels him over his shoulder. Pike then mounts Dusty and nails him with even more right hands to the face. Pike grabs Dusty and chucks him to the outside. Bowers comes out of his corner, but the ref stops him. As Bowers fights to get to Dusty, Pike points to the top rope, and then sets up Dusty for a bottom rope guillotine. TED climbs to the top rope, and just as Pike lifts Dusty for the move, TED comes down with a somersualt leg drop against Dusty's neck, causing Dusty's head to go crashing down across the bottom of the mat. TED lands hard on his rear, and starts jumping up and down, holding his posterior in pain. Pike grabs Dusty just as the ref comes over, and covers him.
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Vans: What? How the hell did Dusty kick out of that move?
Curtis: If anything, Dusty has proven that only the strongest of moves will put him down for the count.
(Pike looks at Dusty, and spits on him. He then looks over at Bowers and spits at him. Bowers climbs into the ring, but the ref stops him. Pike goes over and finds TED, who is still hurting from the High Stakes to the outside. Pike tags in TED, who looks a bit dejected that Pike would tag him in. TED though climbs in and hooks on the tarantula, which causes Dusty to scream in pain. Pike then spins around and delivers a spinning discus punch to the midsection of Dusty, while Bowers distracts the ref.)
Vans: This is tandem teamwork here. Look at them, like a well oiled Machine. They have no issues between them.
Curtis: Sounds almost too perfect if you ask me.
(The ref goes over, and asks TED if there was a tag, which TED nods his head. TED then goes for the cover...
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SHOULDER UP!
TED stares in amazement, and then nods at Gemma, who gets onto ringside. Gemma distracts the ref, and Bowers tries to get his attention, which turns his attention towards Bowers. TED tags in Pike and Pike takes a sip of saki from Cutie. TED holds Dusty, and then Pike rears back and tries the saki spit...but Dusty moves out of the way and Pike nails TED square in the eyes with the alcohol. Dusty then grabs Pike as TED is blinded and rolls to the outside, and executes a Pecos Valley Driver on him from out of nowhere, as Pike was too concerned with what happened to TED. Bowers stops distracting the ref, and Dusty slowly drags himself over to the corner. Pike slowly tries to get to his feet, to tag in TED, but TED is still hurting from the alcohol on the floor. In Pike's confusion, Dusty gets to his feet near his corner and heads back to Pike, grabbing him by the hair. He nails Pike with a few right hands, dropping him with a bodyslam. Dusty then tags in Bowers, who climbs in the ring as Dusty ascends the top rope. Bowers sets up Pike for a powerbomb, the 52 Card Pickup, and Dusty sets himself up. Bowers nails the powerbomb and Dusty nails a guillotine leg drop across the throat of Pike at the same time. And Bowers goes for the pinfall...
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DING DING DING!
Lopez: Here are your winners...BLACK JACK BOWERS AND DUSTY!!!
Vans: I DON'T BELIEVE IT! THOSE TWO HICKS BEAT HIGH SOCIETY!
Curtis: Bowers and Dusty really fought off a lot of odds, and Pike is trying to come to his senses right now.
(Pike gets to his feet and TED storms into the ring as Bowers and Pike leave. TED rubs his eyes, and yells at Pike for spitting saki in his face. Pike complains to TED for not helping him in the ring. Pike points at TED's chest, at which point TED slaps Pike. Pike pushes TED, and TED pushes back, and as they lunge for one another, Gemma and Heyleigh hold back TED and Cutie holds back Pike. They try desperately, but the two men try and exchange fists.)
Curtis: WHOA! Looks like there's quite a few problems here.
Vans: These two have to fight for the world title next week, we may be seeing the end of High Society here. But here comes the peacemaker.
(Finally, Psychoduck comes running down and puts himself between TED and Pike, calming the two men down. Pike and TED glare at each other, as TED leaves the ring ahead of Pike, not a word said. Gemma and Heyleigh follow TED, and Psychoduck follows him shortly. Pike stamps his foot infrustration at the loss as TED and co make there way to the back. Pike then tells Cutie to get his Undisputed Title, but the belt is not on the Timekeeper's Table. Pike mouths desperately "Where's My Belt?" When from out of nowhere Project X of the W4F emerges from the backstage area with the belt over his shoulder.)
Curtis: WHAT THE?
Vans: He's not supposed to be here!
P-X: Hey Pike, looking for this.
(Project-X holds up the Undisputed Title, which Pike snarls at P-X for having.)
P-X: I heard you talking last week about how you had paid your dues and stuff. How you are "The Golden Boy" of the AOWF. I watched this and had to laugh and I made sure that I got on a plane to be here tonight to show you what a REAL opponent looks like. I am the next man in line to get a shot at your championship at Clash of the Titans and I wanted to make sure you got a good look at me holding the Undisputed championship here because after Clash of the Titans you are going to be seeing me with this championship a lot more! I am bringing the gold back home to the W4F! You claim to have paid your dues but you have not paid them until you have faced me! You also claim to be the "Golden Boy" but at Clash of the Titans that gold is going to be tarnished with blood! If you want your title back you are going to have to come up here and take it off of me!
(Pike goes running up after P-X, but Pike is stopped halfway up the ramp by Rod Tidwell, Project X's tag team partner. Tidwell exchanges punches with Pike, but Pike gets the upper hand, until P-X nails him from behind with the Undisputed Title. P-X stands over the fallen Chris Pike, and drops the Undisputed Title onto Pike. P-X looks like he is going to do something else, but Psychoduck comes from the back, sending Tidwell and Project X scrambling through the crowd, Project X and Tidwell laughing all the way. Psychoduck leans down and checks on Pike.)
Curtis: Project X sending a message to Chris Pike before there big match!
Vans: This is almost unbearable to watch!
(Backstage, we see TED with his bags. TED walks with a single minded purpose towards a limo, and ignores Gemma and Heyleigh. TED opens the door angrily.)
TED: Look, I'll deal with Pike later. Right now I need to know, are you coming or not!
(Gemma and Heyleigh stare angrily at TED, but eventually get in the limo. TED climbs in after them, and the driver drives off.)
THE GILLETTES VS. RYAN MCCADE & THE VIRUS
Lopez: The following is our final tag team contest...with the winners advancing to the title tournament finals. Introducing first...
("Over the Mountain" by Ozzy Osbourne plays over the PA and "Lord" Thomas Gillette & "Duke" Edward Gillette come walking out to ringside, flanked by their brother.)
Lopez: To be accompanied to the ring by "Gentleman" Jim Gillette...from Stratford-upon-Avon, England. Weighing in at a total combined weight of 545 pounds..."DUKE" EDWARD & "LORD" THOMAS GILLETTE.
(The Gillette's climb in the ring, and Jim takes a seat by ringside. "Over the Mountain" fades out.)
Lopez: And their opponents...
("Your World" by Professional Murder Music hits over the PA-system. Cheers start to build through the arena as the house lights meld into a dark green color.)
Lopez: Introducing first...from Battle Creek, Michigan and weighing in at 212 pounds...
(McCade pushes through the curtains, a cold look on his face, hair flowing just to the tip of his shoulders. Dressed in a black, leather vest, dark cargo pants, and a pair of dark sunglasses he raises his hand to the fans. Cheers follow the gesture...as he looks around the arena w/ a look of uncertainity on his face...he strolls down to ringside..Blue pyros start to erupt in time to his walk...)
Lopez: RYAN MCCADE!!!!!
(McCade reaches ringside, accompanied by cheers, and handing his vest and sunglasses over to the ring girl...he takes a moment to look up at the crowd and... McCade smirks and slides in as a few green and golden pyro's shoot off in the entry way. He looks around the arena with his right fist clenched in the air...as his music begins to fade out.
The lights in the arena go out, "This Love" by PanTera hits, red and silver lights begin flashing around the arena. Matthew Engel comes out and walks along to the music, before throwing his arms up in the air, throwing a cash sign with his hands. He makes his way down the ring, picking out people to shake hands with who seem can roll with him when it comes to money, but ignroes any common folk. )
Lopez: And his tag team partner...from Oxford, Ohio...weighing in at 229 pounds...THE VIRUS...MATTHEW ENGEL!!!
(He slides beneath the bottom rope into the middle of the ring. He begins to warm-up for his upcoming match.)
Curtis: Two high flyers ready to duke it out with a couple of powerhouses.
Vans: Due to that travesty of justice, I think the Gillette's will win this whole thing.
Curtis: I don't know if they want your picks, your pretty bad on them.
Vans: Just you wait.
(Thomas and McCade start off. Thomas lifts his hand high above McCade's head, taunting him to reach it as the match starts. McCade actually grabs the hand, but then reels in Thomas and kick him in the gut. McCade lays in right hands, before whipping Thomas into the ropes and catching him with a high leg clothesline. Thomas holds his jaw in surprise as McCade smirks.)
Vans: I guess Thomas thought McCade would have ring rust.
Curtis: Well, perhaps so. McCade though is a professional and likely has little ring rust.
(Thomas and McCade hook up, and Thomas turns McCade into a wristlock. McCade flips out of it, and counters with an armdrag. Thomas jumps back to his feet but is met with a shot to the side by McCade. McCade locks in a wristlock, and tags in Engel. The Virus climbs to the middle rope, as McCade holds onto the hold, and The Virus jumps down with a fistdrop to Thomas. The Virus then whips Thomas into the ropes, and catche shim with a hard dropkick. Matthew Engel picks up Thomas and whips him into the ropes, and catches him with a Greco-Roman throw just as quickly. Matthew bounces off the ropes and nails a quick leg drop. Engel then goes for the cover...
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Curtis: Engel and McCade are showing some great tag team skills here.
Vans: A very good sign, I suppose.
(Engel tags in McCade and the two of them whip Thomas into the ropes, catching him with a double arm drag takeover as he comes back. McCade then picks up Thomas and whips him into the corner, sets him up, and nails him with the Arizona Burn! McCade grabs Thomas and sets him up for The Mantis Driver near the ropes, but Edward comes barreling down the apron and clotheslines McCade to the mat. Thomas takes command and grabs McCade's injured knee, and props the leg onto the bottom rope, jumping up and sitting down on the leg, causing McCade to cry out in pain.)
Vans: There we go, The Gillette's found McCade's weakspot.
(Thomas makes a tag to Edward, and Edward and Thomas set up McCade for a double wishbone leg splitter, naling it. Edward then drags McCade to the middle of the ring, and begins to drop elbows onto McCade's knee. Edward then locks in a setp over toehold, causing McCade to squeal out in pain. Edward release the hold and goes over to Thomas, tagging him in. Thomas and Edward whip McCade into the ropes, but McCade makes a blind tag to The Virus. McCade ducks down and takes out Edward with a running spear, sending them both sprawling out onto the floor. The Virus jumps in and goes after Thomas, hooking him up and nailing Thomas, who was the weakened brother, with The Depression. Engel wastes no time in jumping up to the top rope and nailing him with The Cash Splash...going for the cover as he does...
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DING DING DING!
Lopez: Here are your winners...RYAN MCCADE AND THE VIRUS!
(The Virus celebrates, oblivious to the fact that Ryan McCade is fighting Edward on the outside. McCade nails Edward into the guard rail, and then turns around, getting nailed with a Gentleman's Kick by Jim. Jim and Edward grab Thomas as Matthew sees it and the Gillette's head to the back, smiling.)
Curtis: Those crafty Gillette's win the war again...and this time it may cost McCade and Engel the tag belts.
Vans: That title match is next...
SIN & SACRIFICE VS. RYAN MCCADE & THE VIRUS VS. DUSTY & BLACK JACK BOWERS
Curtis: Well ladies and gentlemen, we can tell you that The Virus is in the ring, and McCade is just no getting back into the ring after being leveled with that Gentleman's Kick.
Vans: And unfortunately for him, Sin's tag partner really was gone...thanks to Destiny. So Sin's already one man down.
Lopez: The following contest is for the UHWA TAG TEAM TITLES!!! Will the participants please enter the ring!
(McCade comes into the ring, and stands next to Engel. Dusty and Bowers come out to the ring, and Sin comes waltzing down. The bell rings, and all the men go at it.)
Curtis: Remember...Texas Tornado elimination rules here. A team is eliminated when all of its members are gone. Last team with a member left wins.
(Dusty goes after Sin, as McCade continues to work the kinks out of his knee and The Virus goes after Bowers. Dusty whips Sin into the ropes, and catches him with a high boot to the face. Dusty then bounces off the ropes and executes a massive legdrop across Sin's throat. Dusty climbs to the top rope and waits for Sin to get to his feet. Unfortunately The Virus whips Bowers into the ropes, and Dusty straddles the top rope. Sin gets to his feet and goes after Dusty, grabbing him, and nailing him with a superplex from the top rope. Meanwhile Bowers counters a Virus attempt a suplex, with a suplex of his own. Bowers looks over at McCade, and charges at him, only to be met to a rope assisted boot to the face from McCade. McCade jumps to the top rope and waits for Bowers to come closer. McCade jumps down for a Bombs Away, but Bowers counters with a spinebuster. Bowers turns around to see Sin going for the cover, and makes the save on Sin. Bowers kicks Sin into the gut, and sets him up, nailing him with the 52 Card Pickup!)
Vans: Black Jack Bowers has cleaned house here.
Curtis: This is truly much like the old Black Jack.
(Jack looks to go for the cover, but The Virus catches him from behind with a jumping forearm shot. Dusty instead gets to his feet and crawls over for the cover on Sin...
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Lopez: SIN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Curtis: We are down to two teams!
Vans: Big chance for either one.
(McCade gets to his feet and goes over to Dusty, nailing him with right hands and backing him into the corner. The Virus does the same to Bowers. McCade and The Virus attempt to whip Dusty and Bowers into one another, but Bowers reverses The Virus, and Dusty executes a scissors kick to the face of The Virus as he is released from McCade. Dusty and Bowers then go over to McCade to eliminate him. The Virus gets to his feet though and clotheslines Dusty to the outside, taking himself with him. Bowers sets up McCade on the top rope, and then nails McCade with the Stud Slam from the top rope! Bowers hits hard himself, and is very woozy. The Virus jumps into the ring, and runs to the opposite ropes. He bounces off comes back, leaping over the top rope, doing a somersault in midair, and delivering a legdrop across the throat of Dusty to the outside. Meanwhile in the ring...Bowers covers McCade...
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Lopez: RYAN MCCADE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Vans: Now The Virus is all alone!
Curtis: Don't pick Dusty & Bowers, you'll jinx them.
Vans: Aw shut up Curtis...
(Bowers gets to his feet, and looks around for Dusty. But suddenly from out of nowhere, Chris Pike comes running down and kicks Bowers in the back. Pike grabs Bowers in an Argentine Backbreaker, spins around, and delivers the Spinning Pikey Buster 02 out of nowhere. Pike then runs to the back just as fast as he had run out.)
Curtis: Well that's not fair!
Vans: Finally...justice is served!!!
(The Virus climbs in the ring and covers Bowers...
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Lopez: BLACK JACK BOWERS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
(The Virus gets to his feet, and heads back to the outside, going for Dusty. Dusty meets him though, and counters with a right hand, and then whips The Virus into the stairs. Dusty sends The Virus into the ring and then signals for the Pecos Valley Driver.He sets up The Virus, but Engel counters, and rolls up Dusty with a crucifix pin...
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DING DING DING!
Lopez: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS...AND THE NEW UHWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...RYAN MCCADE...AND MATTHEW ENGEL!!!!
Curtis: Can you believe this!
Vans: This is truly a stunning upset in my book.
(The Virus holds the tag belts high as his music plays in the background. Bowers and Dusty roll to the outside, dejected, but accepting the defeat.
Backstage...a limo arrives and Psychoduck is seemingly waiting for it. From out of the limo comes TED briefly.)
Duck: TED, I'm glad you came back so we can set this whole thing with Pike straight.
TED: I didn't come back for that DUCK! I came back for you to give Pike a message for me.
Duck: And what's that preytell?
TED: That at Clash of the Titans...I WILL BE...the UHWA World Champion! Do that for your old friend will ya? Now see ya later.
(TED climbs back in the limo, as Duck tries to stop him but stops himself. The limo drives off, leaving Duck seething as Pike comes up from behind him.)
Pike: What was that about?
Duck: Don't mind it.
Pike: No I will mind it. Listen Duck, I heard what TED said, and you can give him this message when you get back to "THE HOUSE!" Tell him that nothing will stop the Golden Boy of the AOWF from retaining his Undisputed Title AND winning the UHWA World Title, all in the same night. Tell him that...kay old buddy.
(Pike doesn't wait for an answer, and instead climbs in another limo, as Psychoduck tries to stop him. Pike though drives off. Psychoduck screams out dammit, and stares at the two limos as they drove off. Then suddenly from behind, a masked man nails Psychoduck from behind with a ball bat. Psychoduck falls over instantly, and the man nails Duck a couple more times. The man then leaves a note on Duck and runs off, laughing. The camera bends down, and reads the note as saying in big blac bold letters...YOU!!!. On this scene the camera fades to black and the UHWA logo flashes...as the scene closes.)
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Next week...
UHWA CLASH OF THE TITANS!!!!!
Chris Pike vs. TED-UHWA World Title Match
Wally Attict (c) vs. Dusty- AOWF TV Title Match
Moke Doshky (c) vs. "Gentleman" Jim Gillette
UHWA North American Title Match
"The Virus" Matthew Engel & Ryan McCade (c)
vs.
"Lord" Thomas Gillette & "Duke" Edward Gillette
UHWA Tag Team Title Match
Psychoduck vs. "Black" Jack Bowers- UHWA KOGM Title Match
Barbed Wire Rules
Chris Pike (c) vs. Project-X- AOWF Undisputed Title Match
TED vs. Sin
Sacrifice vs. Destiny
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It's a long card next week, but I have a few things to note. One, RP's are due on WEDNESDAY by 6 PM, this allows me an additional day to write things since there are more matches then not. Yes I can write them all, but Chris (Chamelion) is helping me write the Undisputed Title Match. Secondly, RP Deadline for the UDC and AOWF TV Title Matches are different from the other matches, they will be due on the 16th, which is Monday. I will make them due on the 16th by 6PM. So look at it in this way...
RP's & Strats for AOWF Title Matches are due by 6 PM on MONDAY of next week, that gives you less time to RP so really hammer those matches if you are in them. Note that I will ONLY accept Move strats for the Title Matches, no angle building things in this one unless you okay it with Ben or Chris first.
Strats for all the other matches are due by 6 PM on TUESDAY of next week. Also a note on strats, move strats will remain pretty much as they are described to me, though I may simplify them if I need to condense something, but they will pretty much be the same thing. Angel strats however, I reserve the right to change if I see fit. Any strats sent in after the deadline will be used IF I can find room for them. If not, then sorry, but them's the breaks.
RP's for all other matches are due by 6 PM on WEDNESDAY of next week. This is a week to RP for all of the UHWA Title Matches, and 5 days to RP for the UDC and TV Title Matches (though you could've already started...Jack ; ) )
Anyway, that's the whole picture for Clash of the Titans. I will try my darndest to write the whole card, but I will write the core of the UDC Title Match first. Send any move strats you want used to me, heck send any move strats to me and any that apply to the ending I'll send to Chris. Hopefully I will have finished the UDC core match by Tuesday. I can't write an ending on the AOWF TV Title Match till I get the votes, but those who know that got an e-mail on that.
Yeah, that's pretty much all the news and notes I have.