Lopez: From Austin, Texas...BLACK JACK BOWERS!

(Bowers climbs in the ring and drops his hat. He gives his wrist to the ref, who ties up Bowers. The bell rings and we are under way.)

Curtis: Remember the only way to win this match is by pinfall or submission. But both men are tied together with that bullrope.

(Sacrifice and Bowers lock up and Sacrifice locks Bowers in a wristlock. Bowers winces in pain for a moment, before whipping Sacrifice off of him. He grabs the bullrope and winds Sacrifice back in, catching him with a clothesline as he comes back.)

Vans: Like I said Chris...this kind of match favors Black Jack Bowers more than it does Sacrifice.

(Bowers picks up Sacrifice and slams him to the canvas. He then sets up and drops an elbow of Sacrifice's chest. Bowers sits Sacrifice up and begins to choke him out with the bullrope.)

Curtis: I don't think Sacrifice had this match in mind when he signed the dotted line.

Vans: Well that's the thing with the KOGM Title...you never know what to expect.

(Bowers lets go of the bullrope and picks up Sacrifice again. Bowers kicks him in the gut and sets up for the 52 Card Pickup. Sacrifice counters the move with a back body drop. Sacrifice then bounces offthe ropes and delivers a trifecta of elbow drops to the chest of Bowers. Sacrifice goes for the quick cover.

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Sacrifice picks up Bowers and slams him to the mat. He signals for the end and climbs to the top rope. He reels Bowers in closer with the bullrope...and then executes a splash from the top rope onto Bowers. He again goes for the cover...

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Sacrifice looks on surprised...and then signals for his finisher. He signals for it but Bowers nails him with a few shots to the face. Bowers scoops up Sacrifice and places him on his shoulders. Bowers then drives Sacrifice down with The Stud Slam! Bowers rolls him over and goes for the cover.

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DING DING DING!

Lopez: Here is your winner...BLACK JACK BOWERS!

Curtis: A quick first match there...but exciting nonetheless.

Vans: Black Jack Bowers now awaits the winner of Sin and Psychoduck next week. What a match that will be.

(Scene cuts to backstage where Duncan Aries and Nocturnal John are talking.)

John: Listen, don't let those guys get to you. You're better than Gillette.

Duncan: Why are you telling me things I already know?

John: Good point...your tag team partner was supposed to be here tonight for backup...but I don't see him.

Duncan: John...why did you have to get me a tag partner I am capable of handling myself.

John: I know that, but not against factions of three or more. I'm a help to you, but not even I can stand against those odds.

Duncan: I think you underestimate me.

John: Maybe, but just listen to me on this.

Duncan: I hope you know what you are talking about.

(Duncan and John leave the scene and we cut back to the next match.)

SIN VS. SCOTTY WILLIAMS

Lopez: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is schduled for one fall...introducing first.

("Southside" by Moby and Gwen Stefani pumps over the PA and Scotty makes his way to the ring, flanked by his tag partner VDA and Richie the Geek. )

Lopez: From Chicago, Illinois...weighing in at 220 pounds...SCOTTY WILLIAMS!!

Curtis: Scotty Williams lost last week to Dusty in a close match.

Vans: Scotty was robbed...that's what it was...I only hope Dusty gets what's coming to him from Pike tonight.

(Williams holds his hands high into the air as "Southside" fades out.)

(The lights dim as a white spotlight hits center stage and Sin steps out into it. Some organ music hits as he raises his arms up into the air and swiftly bings them back down which is the cue for the lights to come back on with an explosion of flame pyro as "Poison" by Alice Cooper hits. He then methodically strolls to the ring. )

Lopez: From your Worst Nightmare...weighing in at 274 pounds...SIN!!!

Curtis: Sin last week took out "The Franchise" Scott Lee...and may have put Lee on the shelf for a good long while.

Vans: Too bad he didn't fare as well against Pike last week.

("Poison" fades out and we are underway.)

Vans: Wait a minute...why did the lights just go down again?

(The lights go down...and on the UHWA-tron...red words are spoken aloud by a dark voice.)

Voice: "And so...low unto you all...a prophecy shall come to pass...and He'll Heart shall pulse with the evil of it..."

(The lights come back up and in the middle of the ring, Sin and Scotty Williams lie flat out cold. The ref stares at everything, and looks at the combatants.)

Curtis: What the? So what are we having a draw?

Vans: NO LOOK!

(Richie the Geek gets in the ring and flips over Sin. He drags Scotty over to Sin and places his hand of Sin's chest. The ref reluctantly goes for the count...

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DING DING DING

Lopez: Here is your winner...SCOTTY WILLIAMS

Vans: Scotty Williams has won one of the most hardfought matches that I think I have ever seen.

Curtis: What the hell are you talking about Brent? Whoever that voice is gave him that win.

Vans: That's the second week in a row that this guy has shown up. Who or what he is is anybody's guess.

(We cut again to backstage where Jason Robards is waiting by the entryway. Scotty Williams and VDA walk towards him, and don't look at him, but Robards stops them.)

Robards: What the hell was that?

Williams: What do you mean boss?

Robards: That little stunt you just pulled, getting a win like that.

Armstrong: I don't know what you are talking about.

Robards: The both of you know damn well what I am talking about. Now you listen to me. Either one of you pull a stunt like that again...and the both of you are gone got it?

Williams: Whatever old man.

(Williams and Armstrong push past Robards...leaving him seething with anger at the last comment. The scene goes back to the ring for our next match.)

DUNCAN ARIES vs. "GENTLEMAN" JIM GILLETTE

Lopez: The following contest is scheduled for one fall introducing first...

(Duncan's voice is heard over the PA)

Duncan: Did you love? Were you loved? Did you grow up? Did you do as you said you would? Were you strong? Were you sung? Not anymore...Never again...Not in your wildest dreams...

(Duncan emerges with Nocturnal John at his side as his voice trails off on the video screen. "Points of Authority" by Linkin Park blares as Ducan looks at the crowd who give him a mixed reaction. )

Lopez: Being accompanied to the ring by Nocturnal John...from San Diego, California...weighing in at 240 pounds...THE SPADE...DUNCAN ARIES!

(He smirks a bit as he enters the ring and takes off his jacket. He lays it down on the mat and kicks it away as he shadow boxes getting ready for the match.)

Lopez: And his opponent...

("Sweet Dreams" by Eurythmics plays over the PA system as a blue strobelight begins to flash. The Gentleman comes out to a chorus of boos, and snobbishly throws up his nose at people as he walks to the ring. )

Lopez: From Stratford-upon-Avon, England...weighing in at 212 pounds...GENTLEMAN...JIM GILLETTE!

Curtis: Oh man...this is not good.

Vans: Looks like Jim's brothers are accompanying him to ringside...that is really going to be a downer for Duncan's chances in this match.

Curtis: They have no business at ringside. Why are they here to begin with?

Vans: Maybe to stop Nocturnal John from interfering.

Curtis: I will not dignify that with a response.

(He gets in the ring and readjusts his gloves while doing some last minute stretching. )

(The bell rings and we are under way. Duncan and Gillette hook up in the middle of the ring and Duncan hooks on a hammer lock. Gillette reverses the move into a hammer lock of his own, and smiles as he has Duncan wince in pain once. Duncan reverse a third time, hooks the hammer lock in and dumps him over with a hammerlock suplex. He bridges for the pin...

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Vans: Whew...Gillette was almost caught with his pants down.

Curtis: Don't you mean 'trousers'?

Vans: HEY! I'm supposed to be the funny man here.

(Duncan gets back up and catches Gillette with a stiff kick to the side. He locks Gillette in a side headlock, to which Gillette turns into the pressure and whips him into the ropes. Gillette leaps over Duncan, and falls onto his back as he lands to try for a monkey flip. Duncan stops and holds Gillette's legs up, as he stares at the crowd, a smirk on his face. He balls up the fist and nails Gillette squarely in the lower extremities.)

Curtis: OOOOOH.....That'll ruin your evening.

Vans: Oh man that has got to suck if you're a Gillette fan. No more little Gentleman.

(Duncan picks up Gillette and whips him into the corner. Duncan goes in with a clothesline, but Gillette gets the foot up, nailing Duncan in the face. Gillette breathes for a moment, before nailing Duncan a couple times in the face with his right hand. He whips Duncan into the other corner and runs in, executing a monkey flip out of the corner. He then goes over and slaps on a blatant choke hold, which he releases after a four count. Gillette then goes back to the choke for another four seconds. Gillette picks up Duncan and hooks him up, nailing him with a snap suplex. Gillette sets him up in the middle of the ring...and climbs to the top rope. Gillette tries a frogsplash, but Duncan gets the knees up. As Gillette lies prone on the mat, Duncan gets to his feet and ascends the top turnbuckle. He nails The Phantom Moon...and goes for the cover...

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Vans: Wow...there we go Chris. Gillette has something after all.

Curtis: Well...that is certainly a major kickout there by the Gentleman.

(Duncan looks at the ref cockeyed, before picking up Gillette. Duncan whips Gillette into the ropes and bounces off the other ropes to try and clothesline him. Thomas Gillette from the outside trips up Duncan, to which Duncan tries to go after him. The ref stops Duncan...and Thomas goads at John, who stands at attention, trying to contain his temper. Duncan gets back in the ring, only to be met by a right hand from Gillette...a right hand that had brass knuckles on it.)

Curtis: What the! Gillette is going to steal this one.

Vans: Hey...them's the breaks.

(Gillette goes for the quick cover...

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Gillette gets up, thinking he has won, but the ref tells him differently. He growls at Duncan, who starts to stir. Gillette signals for the Gentleman's Kick, and winds up for it. As soon as Duncan gets up and turns around, Gillette tries the move, but Duncan catches him. Duncan reels him in and scoops him up, before nailing him with The Culmination! Duncan goes for the cover...

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DING DING DING!

Lopez: Here is your winner...DUNCAN ARIES!

(Duncan gets up to celebrate. But he is met by the Gillette brothers. Duncan tries to fight the both of them. But Edward gets him and nails him from behind. Nocturnal John gets in the ring and goes after Edward, and back him into the corner with right hands. John turns around to help Duncan who is working on Thomas...but John is met by Jim Gillette...who nails him with a steel chair shot. Duncan goes after Jim, but Edward cuts him off with a scissors kick out of the corner.)

Curtis: This is sick!

Vans: The Gillette's are getting their just revenge.

(Thomas and Edward pick up Duncan, and hold him up for Jim. Jim winds up and nails Duncan with the Gentleman's Kick. Jim directs Thomas to pick up Nocturnal John and set him up. Thomas does so and nails Nocturnal John with the Coronation. While this goes on...Edward locks Duncan in the Union Jack as the ref's try to regain some order. Finally Jim makes Edward break the hold as "Sweet Dreams" by Eurythmics plays over the PA and the Gillette's head to the back.)

(Scene cuts to backstage, with Robards in his office, going over some last minute things. In comes Laura Worthington, an envelope in her hand.)

Worthington: Mr. Robards?

Robards: Yes Laura.

Worthington: This letter came for you from some Japanese company. I can't read the name.

Robards: Probably just some damn advertiser wanting to advertise. Put it on the stack I'll get to it later. Thank you Laura.

Worthington: You're welcome.

(Laura does as she is told and the scene goes back to ringside.)

Curtis: Well we are set for the semifinals of the world title tournament. Any thing you'd like to say before we get there?

Vans: Let's just get this over with...I'm ready to go.

TED VS. MOKE DOSHKEY

Lopez: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a semifinal match in the UHWA World Title Tournament...introducing first...

(The arena lights dim down into darkness, as

a crimson smoke billows out on the entrance. An

instrumental version of Vampire by Bif Naked starts

up, as a light glows through the smoke, and shoots up

to the rafters where we see TED, slowly descending to

the floor with his drama mask on his face. Gemma and

Heyleigh are at his side, both have their arms around

his neck, and he has his arms supporting each of

them].

baby get ready - i'm coming for you,

i'm a vampire!

i want you - nothing you can do,

i'm a vampire!

watch me do my dance for you,

i want you - nothing you can do,

baby get ready - i'm coming for you,

i'm a vampire!

[As they land on the floor, the music cuts into a rock

instrumental. TED slowly sweeps his arm in front of

himself and motions as if he is mysteriously making

the smoke move. He then leans Gemma over, as if he

was to start biting her neck, smiling at the crowd as

he does so. Heyleigh laughs slightly psychotically

over acting distracting the crowd, whilst Gemma is

taking the time to sneakily unhook TED from the lines

that lowered them to the floor. Heyleigh walks around

the top of the stage throwing Sex Therapy business

cards out to crowd whilst this is going on, to further

add to the distraction of Gemma untying the strings.

As Gemma finishes, she kneels down at the side of TED.

Heyleigh joins her and kneels at the other side of

TED. TED poses in the middle, The song kicks back in

as they pose.]

come to my world, child of the night,

come out of your darkness and into my light,

looking for you all of your life,

don't be afraid - it'll be all right...)

Lopez: Being accompanied to the ring by Gemma and Heyleigh...from Birmingham, England...weighing in at 217 pounds...THE ETERNALLY DAMNED!!!

[The trio finish posing, and makes their way down to

the ring. TED slides under the bottom rope and runs to

the turnbuckle, jumping up on it and pulling his cloak

off, masterfully throwing it to one side, and landing

it perfectly in Heyleighs arms.]

god grant you serenity,

you bring out the best in me,

let mee take you higher,

guess what... i'm a vampire!

[TED hops back down into the ring, then moves over to

the ropes. Sitting on the turnbuckle awaiting the

start of the match. Heyleigh and Gemma walk around

the outside of the ring.]

Lopez: And his opponent...

("Get Yourself Connected" by Stereo MCs comes on the PA. Moke Doshky comes out to a loud chorus of boos. He ignores the fans and walks to the ring.)

Lopez: To be accompanied to the ring by The Fantastic Andy Strickland...from Bonn, Germany...weighing in at 275 pounds...THE WORLD'S STRONGEST MAN...MOKE DOSHKEY!!!

("Get Yourself Connected" fades out and the bell rings.)

Curtis: These two are the same size vertically...but Moke is much more stronger than TED.

Vans: TED is going to have to use hit and run tactics to make this match work in his favor.

(TED starts off by staring over Moke, trying to size him up. And Moke smiles as he holds his hand up, trying to get a test of strength in. TED nods his head and methodically strolls in...but a few steps away from Moke he dives under Moke's legs and comes out the back side. TED nails a dropkick to the back of Moke's knees, causing them to buckle a bit. TED then goes after the leg and lifts it up, driving it to the mat. Moke starts to get up and TED darts out of harm's way.)

Vans: There's that hit and run I was talking about. Moke is going to have a hard catching TED.

Curtis: But in my mind TED is going to have to come up with some way to beat Moke other than the Lifetaker. With the power of Moke's neck...one has to wonder if TED can even hook on the move.

(Moke snarls at TED and chases after him. TED runs out of the way, and as Moke chases him TED looks like he will dive out of the ring through the second and third ropes feet first. However TED swings back around with his feet, and catches Moke with a stiff dropkick to the chest that stuns Moke. TED then runs down and nails a chopblock on Moke, again working on the knees. TED flips Moke over and locks on an Indian Deathlock. TED only holds the move for a few seconds, before releasing it and heading to the outside and grabbing a steel chair from the outside. He heads to the inside and drops the steel chair. He grabs Moke, who still holds his knee in pain, and moves him to the corner. TED sets up Moke in the tree of woe. TED then sets up the chair right behind Moke's head. TED climbs to the top rope and grabs Moke's head. TED slams the head backwards, causing it to smack the chair hard. TED then lands on the canvas, gets to his feet, takes two steps back, and nails another dropkick to Moke's head, causing it to hit the chair again. Moke slumps down to the canvas. TED picks up Moke and rolls him over for the cover...

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Vans: What the...

Curtis: Moke Doshkey showing a little bit of tenacity here by kick out of that move.

(TED drags Moke to the middle of the ring, and nails a somersault leg drop across the neck of Doshkey. TED then senses that he is ready for a power move, as he kicks Moke in the gut and sets him up for a powerbomb. Moke easily counters, starting a backbody drop, but Moke holds onto TED, causing TED to be on Moke's back with his head towards the ground. Moke takes a couple steps back and then drills TED with a Kryptonite Krunch.)

Curtis: That'll change this whole match around.

Vans: Come on TED!

(Moke shakes out the cobwebs and holds his neck in pain. Moke picks up TED and whips him into the ropes. Moke then follows in with a big avalanche, crushing TED in the corner. Moke grabs TED by the trapezes muscles and holds him high in the air, before turning around and throwing him down onto the ground. Moke then goes over and picks up TED. Whipping him into the ropes, Moke catches TED on the way back, and drapes him over his shoulder. Moke signals the crowd, and then drives TED down with a Fire Thunder Driver. Moke goes for the cover...

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Moke then whips TED into the corner, and follow in with another avalanche. Moke grabs TED by the collar of his ring attire and holds him close to his face. Moke talks trash to TED, before drilling him with a bionic elbow. Moke then grabs TED and signals for a powerslam. Moke whips TED into the ropes, but TED reverses. TED ducks under Moke's attempted clothesline, and comes back with another dropkick to the knee, which stops Moke in his tracks.)

Curtis: This is sound strategy by TED. He goes to the knee to stop Moke's power attack, all the while setting him up for The Lifetaker.

Vans: Look at the pain on Moke's face with this move.

Curtis: The ref can't count to five in these matches, absolutely no dq. Moke could be choked out, but there is a lot of pressure on the neck.

(Suddenly, The Fantastic Andy Strickland comes over and nails TED with a potted plant, causing TED to release the hold, and fall over half conscious. Moke manages to free himself from the hangman...and coughs tremendously while trying to regain breath. Andy Strickland jumps up and down...before Gemma comes over from behind and shocks him with her cattle prod.)

Vans: HAHAHA! High Society rules...

Curtis: I thought he was active before...look at the way Strickland is convulsing on the floor.

(Gemma revives TED and sends him into the ring. But Moke is waiting. Moke sets up TED and hooks him in the Mokey Squash. TED screams in pain, and looks to start fading away. The ref starts to count him down, while Heyleigh reaches under the ring for something.)

Vans: TED is down for one here...

Curtis: What does...YOUVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

Vans: Two what the...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

(Heyleigh shouts out TED's name as the arm goes up a third time, and holds up TED's therapeautic inflatable sheep. TED's eyes grow wide, and his arm stays up. Moke tries to squeeze harder, but suddenly releases the hold as he stares down at TED. Moke nearly throws up from what was happening. He sees the inflatable sheep and goes after Heyleigh, but TED stops him. TED nails him with a double dragon screw leg whip to silence the knees, and then sets up the steel chair in the middle of the ring. TED picks up Moke and sets him with his back across the chair. TED then climbs to the top rope and nails the High Stakes across the steel chair, causing Moke's neck to be dropped painfully. TED then goes over and hooks on The Lifetaker. Moke screams in pain for a moment, before tapping out.)

DING DING DING!

Lopez: Here is your winner...THE ETERNNALY DAMNED!!!

Curtis: What a wild match!

Vans: Potted plants and inflatable sheep...you've gotta love it.

(TED goes over to Moke who slowly gets to his feet, offering his hand for shaking. Moke refuses to do so. TED forcefully grabs Moke's hand and shakes it, and then pushes him towards the back. Moke looks back at TED, and then heads for the back. Then TED grabs Gemma's cattle prod and shocks Moke from behind...dropping him cold.)

Vans: HAHAHAHA!!! TED RULES TONIGHT!

Curtis: That was entirely uncalled for.

Vans: Well regardless, we are one spot away from a an all High Society final. My question to you is...can Chris Pike beat Dusty? I say he can.

Curtis: Well Dusty looked impressive last week, he can bust out of his shell with a win over Chris Pike here tonight. Let's send it to Hadrian Lopez one more time for the main event.

CHRIS PIKE VS. DUSTY

Lopez: The following contest is our MAIN EVENT...scheduled for one fall...and it is a semifinal match in the UHWA World Title Tournament. Introducing first...

('The Theme to The Dating Game' hits as Chris Pike and Super Cutie emerge from the back, holding a bottle of POWERade. Pike is wearing elbow pads, kneepads and a clear plastic faceguard. Pike pauses on the ramp, looking over the crowd intensely. He holds out his hand, and Cutie places the POWERade in his grasp. Pike looks at the POWERade, unscrews the cap, throws his head back and enjoys a long drink. He then looks at the camera and goes "AAAHHHH". He pauses again, savoring the taste, and then marches down the ramp. )

Lopez: Being accompanied to the ring by Super Cutie...from Hershey Pennsylvania...weighing in at 250 pounds...CHRIS PIKE!!!

(Cutie holds up the second rope and presses down on the first rope with her foot, and Pike climbs through. They stand in the center of the ring, and Pike drinks some more POWERade while staring wide eyed at the crowd at the crowd and barking orders to Cutie, who nods her head excitedly. The lights dim. A large POWERade "P" logo is lowered from the rafter, shooting light blue sparks. Pike kneels down, holding the POWERade in one hand and a clenched fist in the other. Cutie stands behind him, giving a peace sign and juping up and down excitedly. A large POWERade "P" logo is lowered from the rafter, shooting light blue sparks. The display lasts for maybe 15 seconds, then the lights go up and Pike awaits the start of the match.)

Curtis: Wow...what an entrance.

Vans: Broguth to you by POWERade...Muscle is Freedom...so when do I get paid for saying that?

Curtis: Can you believe his protective gear.

Vans: Million dollar face equals most protected face in the world.

Curtis: A million bucks isn't worth what it used to be...

Vans: HEY! What did I tell you about jokes?

Lopez: And his opponent...

(Forever" by Kid Rock plays over the PA and cheers come up from the crowd. From behind the curtain, outcomes the handsome Dusty and his girlfriend Natalie. Dusty has on a black cowboy hat plus his wrestling attire.)

Lopez: To be accompanied to the ring by Natalie...from San Antonio, Texas...weighing in at 252 pounds...DUSTY!

(He leads Natalie to the ring and holds the rope for her. They both get in the ring and salute the crowd, much to the crowd's delight, before Dusty holds the ropes for Natalie to go to the outside and stand in his corner. )

(The bell rings and we are under way. Dusty and Pike circle each other and lock up. Pike catches Dusty with a headbutt, using the faceguard as a protective shield. Dusty staggers back, and Pike uses the advantage to punch Dusty into the corner. Pike sets up Dusty and begins drilling shoulders into the ribs of Dusty. Pike whips Dusty into the corner and nails him with a running clothesline. Pike then sets up Dusty and nails him with a massive DDT. Pike rolls him over and goes for the quick cover...

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Vans: Pike going for the early kill I love it!

Curtis: The early kill only works when you get the kill Brent.

Vans: ...Quiet You.

(Pike grabs Dusty and whips him into the ropes again. Pike catches Dusty with a knee to the gut, which doubles over the texan. Pike then goes to the middle rope and nails a fistdrop right across the forhead of Dusty. Pike then sets up Dusty for a northern lights suplex, and nails it. Pike holds the bridge for a cover...

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Pike slaps his fist on the mat in frustration, and then lays in the boots to Dusty. Pike bounces off the ropes and drills an elbow drop into Dusty.)

Curtis: This match has been all Chris Pike.

Vans: Did you expect anything less?

(Pike then climbs to the top rope and readjusts his facemask. Pike signals to the crowd and nails a top rope somersault headbutt, with the facemask nailing Dusty right in the head. Pike smiles and covers Dusty nonchalantly...

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Thrrr...NO!)

Vans: WHAT!?

Curtis: I don't think Pike can believe it!

(Pike goes over to argue with the ref. Pike shoves the ref, who shoves him right back, and into the arms of Dusty who rolls him up...

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Pike gets up and tries a high leg clothesline, but Dusty catches him, nailing him with a modified back suplex. Dusty pops back up quickly, and picks up Pike. Dusty lifts the faceguard and lays in right hands into the forehead of Chris Pike. Dusty rips off the faceguard, and then puts it on his own face. He double underhooks Pike...and nails him with five or six headbutts. Dusty removes the face guard and drops Pike to the ground. Dusty then climbs to the top rope and nails a fistdrop of his own...going for the cover...

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Dusty looks at Pike, and signals for the end. Dusty goes to the middle rope and waits for Pike to get to his feet. Dusty then nails Pike with The RoundUp. Dusty doesn't go for the cover though...He picks up Pike and sets him up, drilling him with the Pecos Valley Driver. This time Dusty goes for the pin...

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Curtis: Pike kicked out of Dusty's finisher.

Vans: And now Dusty is making the same mistake Pike did!

(As Dusty argues with the ref, Super Cutie slips Pike a glass of saki. Pike takes a sip and gets to his feet. As soon as Dusty turns around, Pike nails him with the Aleutian Stream, substituting the POWERade for Saki. Dusty screams...blinded, as Pike hooks him in an Argentine Backbreaker. Pike lifts and spins around three times, before dropping Dusty with the Spinning Pikey Buster 02! Pike goes for the cover!!!

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DING DING DING!

Lopez: Here is your winner...CHRIS PIKE!

(Super Cutie jumps in the ring and celebrates with Pike. Pike grabs a bottle of POWERade, and begins to pose with it, before he shakes his head. He unscrews the lid and dumps the whole of the contents onto Dusty. Pike then takes the bottle of Saki, and poses with it.)

Vans: We have an all High Society final for the world title...

Curtis: The semifinals are complete...and we also have the two men competing for the North American Title. We are out for tonight...for everyone here...good night everyone.

(Scene flashes back to Robard's office, as he gets ready to leave. He sees the letter that Worthington gave him earlier. Robard's shakes his head and throws the letter in the trash. The camera focuses in onto the letter...and reads the forwarding address as the Kano Saki Corporation. It is with that that the UHWA logo flashes...and the scene closes.)

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