(Scene opens to the Kemper Arena in Kansas City Missouri. The crowd is electric. "Would?" by Alice in Chains hits the PA and from the backstage area comes UHWA Commisioner Jason Robards. He walks out to a standing ovation, much to his surprise. He climbs in the ring, and grabs the mic.)

Robards: Ladies and gentlemen...I'd like to be the first man to welcome you to the reborn UNITED HARDCORE WRESTLING ASSOCIATION!!!! For those who don't know me, I am "Mad" Jason Robards, the first ever UHWA World Champion. It seems only fitting that the first champion of the last era kicks off the tournament to crown the first champion of the new era. And so...by the power vested in me...LET THE VIOLENCE BEGIN! READY...SET...KILL!!!!!!

(The crowd erupts at this and Robards grabs something from under his trenchcoat. The old UHWA Title Belt wrapped around his waist. He raises it high into the air...and the crowd erupts even more. The screen goes blank...and the opening chords of "Freedom Fighter" by Creed plays. Pyros go off throughout the arena as the song reaches climax. Jason Robards leaves the ring, and turns it over to our two commentators...Christopher Curtis and Brent Vans.)

Curtis: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WELCOME TO THE KEMPER ARENA! AND WELCOME TO THE FIRST EVER EDITION OF UHWA TUESDAY NIGHT POWER! I am your host Christopher Curtis alongside Brent Vans...and Brent what a night this is going to be tonight.

Vans: That's right. As we heard at the top of the show...Commisioner Jason Robards has christened the UHWA off on its new maiden voyage. We are back again! And what a better way to kick it all off with the world title tournament.

Curtis: Our first match may very well steal the show of anyone...as The Eternally Damned meets up with Duncan Aries. They have by far been the most vocal of the UHWA stars at this point.

Vans: No doubt, however I like TED's chances cause let's face it...he's high society.

Curtis: Well don't discount the hardcore ability of Duncan, cause remember, Hardcore is the name of the game.

Vans: Yep, probably now's the time to explain that in these matches, there are no countouts, and almost anything goes. Jason Robards had a particular notion of being an Xtreme God during his tenure...and that translates in the UHWA style all of it's own.

Curtis: Our second match pits the most non-hardcore member of the UHWA...with the possible exception of Chris Pike...Gentleman Jim Gilette against former GWA World Champion Moke Doshkey.

Vans: You never know what that crafty Brit could pull out of his clutches. Gentleman Jim Gillette is going to keep Moke Doshkey up on his toes right here tonight, that much I am sure of.

Curtis: Well also tonight the future of the business is at stake as Dusty meets up with Scotty Williams. And you know Scotty will have VDA in his corner.

Vans: That's right The Hardcore Revolution baby. I could see Scotty going all the way through the tournament. I certainly see his ass stomping a mudhole in Dusty tonight.

Curtis: And in tonight's main event, Chris Pike meets up with "The Franchise" Scott Lee. What do you think of that Brent?

Vans: Just one thing, is Chris really going to wear all of that protective gear to the ring. I hope not.

Curtis: Well we will see if he does or not. But right now we are heading towards the ring and our opening contest!

Lopez: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...the following contest is scheduled for one fall...and is a first round match in the UHWA World Title Tournament. Introducing first...

[The arena lights dim down into darkness, as

a crimson smoke billows out on the entrance. An

instrumental version of Vampire by Bif Naked starts

up, as a light glows through the smoke, and shoots up

to the rafters where we see TED, slowly descending to

the floor with his drama mask on his face. Gemma and

Heyleigh are at his side, both have their arms around

his neck, and he has his arms supporting each of

them].

baby get ready - i'm coming for you,

i'm a vampire!

i want you - nothing you can do,

i'm a vampire!

watch me do my dance for you,

i want you - nothing you can do,

baby get ready - i'm coming for you,

i'm a vampire!

[As they land on the floor, the music cuts into a rock

instrumental. TED slowly sweeps his arm in front of

himself and motions as if he is mysteriously making

the smoke move. He then leans Gemma over, as if he

was to start biting her neck, smiling at the crowd as

he does so. Heyleigh laughs slightly psychotically

over acting distracting the crowd, whilst Gemma is

taking the time to sneakily unhook TED from the lines

that lowered them to the floor. Heyleigh walks around

the top of the stage throwing Sex Therapy business

cards out to crowd whilst this is going on, to further

add to the distraction of Gemma untying the strings.

As Gemma finishes, she kneels down at the side of TED.

Heyleigh joins her and kneels at the other side of

TED. TED poses in the middle, The song kicks back in

as they pose.]

come to my world, child of the night,

come out of your darkness and into my light,

looking for you all of your life,

don't be afraid - it'll be all right...

Lopez: To be accompanied to the ring by Gemma and Heyleigh...from Birmingham, England...weighing in at 217 pounds...THE ETERNALLY...DAMNED!!!!

[The trio finish posing, and makes their way down to

the ring. TED slides under the bottom rope and runs to

the turnbuckle, jumping up on it and pulling his cloak

off, masterfully throwing it to one side, and landing

it perfectly in Heyleighs arms.]

god grant you serenity,

you bring out the best in me,

let mee take you higher,

guess what... i'm a vampire!

[TED hops back down into the ring, then moves over to

the ropes. Sitting on the turnbuckle awaiting the

start of the match. Heyleigh and Gemma walk around

the outside of the ring.]

Curtis: What do you think of this guy Brent?

Vans: Hey man, don't mess with the saki. High Society rules...speaking of which.

Curtis: What is this?

("Vampire" by Bif Naked fades out and "Amore" by Dean Martin hits the PA. From out of the back comes Psychoduck, with Jenelle in hand...and Chris Pike with Super Cutie following him, holding bottles of saki. The well-dressed stable mates of TED sit down at ringside, and Super Cutie begins to pour them all saki.)

Curtis: Let's hope that they don't get involved in this match.

Vans: I don't think TED is the kind of guy to involve interference, but then again anything goes.

(Suddenly...Duncan's voice is heard over the PA as "Amore" fades out.)

Curtis: That can only mean one thing.

Lopez: And his opponent...

[Duncan emerges with Nocturnal John at his side as his voice trails off on the video screen. "Points of Authority" by Linkin Park blares as Duncan looks at the crowd who give him a mixed reaction. ]

Lopez: To be accompanied to the ring by Nocturnal John...from San Diego, California...weighing in at 240 pounds...THE SPADE...DUNCAN ARIES!!!

[He smirks a bit as he enters the ring and takes off his jacket. He lays it down on the mat and kicks it away as he shadow boxes getting ready for the match.]

DING DING DING!

(TED and Duncan start circling one another, TED looking a bit self-conscious of his movements. Duncan starts off with a collar and elbow tieup and quickly goes into his street fighting past, nailing right hands to the side of the temple. Duncan whips TED into the ropes and tries a clothesline as he returns. TED ducks the clothesline and bounces off the other ropes, catching Duncan with a running dropkick. Duncan pops back to his feet, but TED is ready for him as he nails Duncan with a flying headscissors. Duncan rolls through and sits on one knee, staring at TED with a somewhat surprised look on his face.)

Curtis: Both men really trying to get a juncture of what the other one is all about here.

Vans: The feeling out process could be crucial in the future of the match.

(Duncan gets to his feet and locks back up with TED. This time TED whips Duncan into the corner and tries a running shoulder block into the gut. Duncan jumps up out of the way, causing TED to hit the ringpost hard. Duncan comes back and grabs TED by the head, backing back into the corner. Duncan runs out of the corner and hits TED with a running bulldog. Duncan then climbs to the outside, and grabs a steel chair.)

Curtis: It isn't taking long for this match to hit the hardcore point.

Vans: Well, the Hardcore part isn't just a slogan you know. This is the UHWA.

(Duncan rolls back into the ring and prepares to hit TED with the chair. TED counters with right hands to the gut, causing Duncan to drop the chair. TED then hooks Duncan in a waistlock, with Duncan's face facing the turnbuckle. TED spins around, holding the waistlock and spinning Duncan with him so that Duncan's back no faces the turnbuckle. TED then executes an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. TED gets up quick and runs after Duncan, dropping a quick leg drop across the throat. TED picks up Duncan and slams him to the ground as he looks for the steel chair. He grabs the chair and sets it up in the middle of the ring. TED picks up Duncan again and connects with a throat chop. TED then hooks Duncan's right arm under him as if he were going for a pumphandle slam. TED then moves his left leg over Duncan's head and delivers an underarm rocker dropper to the steel chair. TED then goes for the cover...

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SHOULDER UP!)

Curtis: My god how did Duncan Aries kick out of that?

Vans: Make certain we don't have crooked refs like anyone else. That should have been three.

Curtis: Amazingly enough that was only the first pinfall attempt to. If this keeps up, this will be a tremendous match.

(TED picks up Duncan and whips him into the ropes. Duncan hooks his arms on the top rope and TED sees this. TED bounces off the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Duncan ducks and send TED over the top rope with a back body drop. Duncan then runs to the otherside of the ring, as TED gets up near the ring's edge. Duncan leaps over the top rope and TED. As he goes over TED, Duncan puts his hands on TED's waist. Duncan manuevers his body so he lands on his feet. Duncan's momentum lifts TED off the ground and Duncan then sends him smacking onto the concrete floor with a powerbomb.)

Curtis: My god what innovative manuevers we are seeing here.

Vans: I don't know how much we can get in the way of pinfall's or anything in this match, if they keep this up.

(Duncan falls to his knees, trying to shake the cobwebs out from the steel chair shot earlier. Duncan picks up TED and whips him into the guardrail. TED smacks the guardrail hard, and winces in obvious pain on his back. Duncan rolls in the ring and grabs the steel chair. Duncan then grabs a 2 x 4 from the ring area. Duncan unfolds the chair and sets the wood on it at about a 50 degree angle. Duncan then grabs TED and bodyslams him in such a way that TED's spine smacks the wood and concrete floor. Duncan grabs the dazed TED and rolls him into the ring. Duncan then climbs onto the apron and slingshots over the top rope, connecting with a legdrop across TED's throat. Duncan then goes for the cover.

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TWO AND A HALF!)

Curtis: Now both men have close falls under their belts.

Vans: That was a little to close there, I think Gemma and Hayleigh were sweating bullets...oh that's a nice image.

Curtis: Focus...

Vans: Oh sorry about that.

Curtis: OH MY GOD! What the hell do you call that!

Vans: That my friend, you call, a finishing manuever. TED has this one in the bag.

(TED rolls Duncan into the ring and goes for the pinfall...

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FOOT ON THE ROPE!!!

TED stares at the ref in disbelief, before calling in Gemma. Gemma drops to her knees and lowers herself so she is on her knees and hands. TED sets Duncan up on the top rope. TED then runs to the other corner, before running towards Duncan and Gemma. TED takes a running leap off of Gemma's back and nails Duncan with a spear from the top rope to the concrete floor. TED tries to steady himself, but winds up falling down hard as well. Both men lie unconscious on the floor. Super Cutie takes this time to grab a glass of saki.)

Curtis: What the hell is this?

Vans: Looks like Cutie's giving TED something to drink.

Cutie: FEEL MY POWAH!

(Cutie dumps the saki onto TED, who almost instantaneously wakes up. TED looks over at Pike and Duck, who are laughing their heads off in between smoking cigars. TED goes over and snatches from Duck a pair of nunchucks. TED then goes over to Duncan and throws the nunchucks in the ring, before rolling Duncan into the ring. TED begins laying in throat chops across the neck of Duncan. TED grabs the nunchucks and chokes Duncan with them, causing Duncan to really scream in pain in between gasps for air. TED then drops the nunchucks and slams Duncan to the mat. TED goes over to the turnbuckle and undoes the top bit of padding. TED then goes over and grabs Duncan, hooking him up, and hitting him with a wheelbarrow suplex into the top turnbuckle. Duncan falls to the ground, and we can tell that he is bleeding from the forehead. TED goes for the cover...

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KICKOUT!)

Vans: Duncan Aries still refuses to quit.

Curtis: Duncan is showing the tenacity of a true champion here tonight.

(TED picks up Duncan, and grabs the nunchucks. Duncan thought amazingly kicks TED in the gut and causes the nunchucks to drop. Duncan grabs them and wraps them around TED's neck. Duncan runs up the top rope, and executes an Acid Drop on TED with the nunchucks around his neck. Duncan rolls TED up for the cover...

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Thrrr...no!

Duncan climbs to the top rope and tries for the Phantom Moon. TED gets up at the right time, and Duncan lands hard on his tailbone. TED goes over really fast and locks on The Lifetaker.)

Vans: LIFETAKER! LIFETAKER! THIS ONE IS OVER!

Curtis: Duncan Aries is writhing in pain. The question is will he submit.

(Duncan starts to drag himself to the ropes, and TED fights desperately to counter that. Duncan finally is able to reach the bottom rope, and the ref forces TED to break the hold. TED looks in amazement at Duncan. TED picks up Duncan, but Aries scoops him up and hits The Culmination out of nowhere. Duncan again goes for the pin.

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THRRR...NO!!!!)

Curtis: TED just kicked out of the Culmination!

Vans: Both men have tried almost everything they have. What else could they do?

(Duncan stares in amazement at TED this time. Finally Duncan drags TED to the middle of the ring and slaps on the House of Riches. TED tries frantically to get to the ropes before Duncan can sinch it on, but TED can't. The ref asks TED if he wants to give, and TED emphatically says no. Duncan reaches back farther on the submission, as Nocturnal John cheers him on on the outside. TED finally is able to position himself so he gets to the ropes, but it is obvious that the hold took a lot out of TED. Duncan goes to the outside and grabs the steel chair again. He grabs TED and rips off TED's drama mask, tossing it to Gemma's feet. Duncan then sets up TED, and piledrives him straight onto the chair. Duncan then balls up his fist and punches away at TED, eventually busting him open.)

Vans: Both men are bloody now, I love it!

Curtis: This is going to be a tough act to follow for the next few matches.

(Duncan then sets up the steel chair and whips TED into the ropes. Duncan then drop toe holds TED right smack into the steel chair. Duncan goes for another cover...

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2 1/2!

Duncan bangs his fist in frustration and calls for The Culmination once more. He gets ready to scoop up TED, but TED jumps onto Duncan's shoulders and locks in a crucifix pin.

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OH SO CLOSE!

Both men get to their feet and TED starts punching at Duncan, running solely on adrenaline. TED dazes Duncan with a left hand and then scoops up the chair. TED levels Duncan with it. TED then heads to the top rope and nails the Creature of Flight from the top rope. He hooks the leg as he covers...

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3!!!)

DING DING DING!

Lopez: Here is your winner...THE ETERNALLY...DAMNED!!!

Curtis: TED just won a hell of a match there.

Vans: Oh man was I impressed by both men here. And you know me, I am a hard man to impress Chris.

(TED struggles to get to his feet as Duncan does the same. While "Vampire" by Bif Naked plays in the background, TED extends his hand towards Duncan, who shakes it reluctantly. TED then heads to the outside, grabs a cigar from his friends who applaud him, and they head to the back while Duncan stands in the ring somewhat dejected.

The camera cuts back stage as we see "The Franchise" Scott Lee

stretching, preparing for his match with Chris Pike. Lee starts

jogging on the spot when out of nowhere comes Sin who levels Scott

Lee with a wrench to the back of the head. Sin hits Lee with the

wrench to the the head a couple of more times and busts him wide

open. Sin then picks a bloody Scott Lee back up and nails him with

The Deadliest Sin as UHWA officials show up and chase off Sin. Sin

runs off with a sick and twisted smile on his face.)

Curtis: Sweet Jesus what was that about.

Vans: What about tonight's main event? Scott Lee was supposed to face Chris Pike.

Curtis: Well hopefully more on this as it develops. Right now back to the ring and our ring announcer, Hadrian Lopez.

"Gentleman" Jim Gillette vs. Moke Doshkey

Lopez: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall...and is a first round match in the UHWA World Title Tournament.

Introducing first...

Lopez: From Stratford-upon-Avon England, weighing in at 212 pounds...GENTLEMAN...JIM GILLETTE!

Curtis: Let me guess...you like this guy.

Vans: Well here is a man with a long pedigree in this business. In my opinion, he has a lot to offer in the way of wrestling.

(He gets in the ring and readjusts his gloves while doing some last minute stretching. "Sweet Dreams" fades out.)

Lopez: And his opponent...

("Get Yourself Connected" by Stereo MCs comes on the PA. Moke Doshky comes out to a loud chorus of boos. He ignores the fans and walks to the ring.)

Lopez: To be accompanied to the ring by the Fantastic Andy Strickland...from Bonn, Germany...weighing in at 275 pounds...THE WORLD'S STRONGEST MAN...MOKE DOSHKEY!!!

Vans: Look at Andy Strickland...is this guy a character or what!

Curtis: Is that a potted plant he's carrying to the ring?

("Get Yourself Connected" fades out as Moke stands in the corner. Gillette bounds back and forth as the bell rings. Gillette charges in with right hands, peppering Moke's face. Moke appears unfazed by the blows. Gillette stares in awe as he tries a clothesline, and Moke does not go down. Gillette tries another clothesline, and Moke doesn't go down. Gillette winds up for a clothesline, but instead connects with a lowblow.)

Curtis: That was very ungetlemenly like.

Vans: Well it worked didn't it?

(Gillette then begins beating down Moke, finally getting him onto the ground. Gillette drops the knee right across the back of the head, before picking up Moke. Jim whips Doshkey into the ropes and bounces off the ropes himself. He meets Moke halfway with a flying forearm smash.)

Vans: This match could be over in a real hurry here.

Curtis: Gillette is setting up for the Gentleman's Kick!

(Jim prepares for the kick, and as soon as Moke gets to his feet he tries it. Moke catches the foot, and uses it to pull in Gillette, nailing him with a clothesline. Moke picks up Gillette and flips him around, before sending him flying with a release German Suplex. Moke picks up Gillette and nails a hammer blow to the back of Gillette. Moke then whips Gillette into the ropes and catches him with a power slam. Moke goes for the cover...

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Shoulder Up.)

Curtis: The tide of this match has certainly changed rather quickly.

Vans: Get up Jim, show him what for!

(Gillette tries to bury right hands into the gut of Moke. Moke is unfazed. Moke whips Jim into the ropes, but Gillette reverses it. As Moke comes back, Gillette nails him with the Gentleman's Kick!)

Vans: GAME OVER!

Curtis: But why isn't Jim covering? Gillette is making a big mistake here.

(Gillette looks around the arena, waving at the people. He goes back to make th cover, but much to his surprise Moke is starting to get to his feet. Jim loads up for one more Gentleman's Kick...and tries it. But Moke again catches him, and this time reels him in, hooking him in the Mokey Squash! Jim screams in agony for thirty seconds before tapping out!)

DING DING DING!

Lopez: Here is your winner...MOKE DOSHKEY!

Curtis: Well that didn't take long.

Vans: Gillette made a huge error not going for the pin there. And it cost him big time.

(The camera goes backstage to see "The Franchise" Scott Lee being put into an ambulance. Jessica Parker gets in with him as the ambulance rides off.)

Curtis: Well there goes Scott Lee.

Vans: And there goes our main event in my estimation.

DUSTY VS. SCOTTY WILLIAMS

Lopez: The following contest is scheduled for one fall...and is a first round match in the UHWA World Title Tournament...introducing first...

Lopez: To be accompanied to the ring by Natalie...From San Antonio, Texas...weighing in at 252 pounds...DUSTY!!!

(They both get in the ring and salute the crowd, much to the crowd's delight, before Dusty holds the ropes for Natalie to go to the outside and stand in his corner. )

Curtis: There's a real gentleman for ya.

Vans: Yeah right...Dusty is a softy who can't get it done in the ring.

Lopez: And his opponent...

Lopez: To be accompanied to the ring by Richie the Geek and "Vicious" Dave Armstrong...from Chicago, Illinois...weighing in at 220 pounds...SCOTTY WILLIAMS!

(All three men climb in the ring and Richie shows off the two men as they climb the ringropes and raise their hands in the air. Richie and VDA then climb to the outside and Scotty waits for his opponent. )

Curtis: And this guy...

Vans: Part of the Hardcore Revolution baby. This is the future of professional wrestling.

(The bell rings as "Southside" fades. Scotty circles Dusty, who looks at him with a glare. Scotty locks up with Dusty, and Dusty just pushes him off with ease. Scotty gets back up and hooks up with Dusty, sneaking in a poke to the eye. Dusty holds his face in pain, and Scotty takes advantage with fists to the side of the head. Scotty Williams whips Dusty into the ropes and catches him with a knee to the head as he comes back. Scotty then drives his knee into the face of Dusty. Scotty picks up Dusty and slams him to the canvas. Scotty then goes over to the top rope, and tries a moonsault, but Dusty gets the knees up.)

Curtis: Big mistake there by Scotty Williams...

Vans: It's not over yet.

(Scotty Williams holds his gut in pain as Dusty gets to his feet. Dusty backs Scotty into the ropes and begins a flurry of right hands to the head of Williams. Dusty then scoops up Williams and hooks him in the tree of woe. Dusty chokes Scotty with his foot across the throat. Dusty then backs up, and nails a running knee lift into the exposed gut of Scotty Williams. Scotty slumps down in the corner. Dusty picks up Scotty and kicks him in the gut. Dusty then climbs to the middle rope, and nails Scotty with The Round Up. Dusty goes for the cover.

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Shoulder Up!)

Curtis: Dusty seems a little surprised by that turn of events there.

Vans: Scotty Williams is still in trouble. He'd better come up with something here quick.

(Dusty picks up Scotty, but Scotty counters. Scotty scoops up Dusty and nails him with The S Factor! Scotty rolls over, unable to go for the cover. Then from the outside, VDA jumps to the top rope, and jumps, nailing Dusty with The Vicious Strike!)

Curtis: THAT'S NOT FAIR!

Vans: Hey...if Dusty wanted a tag partner to do that for him, he would've gotten one now wouldn't he of.

(Scotty slowly rolls over for the cover...

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THRRRRR...NO!!!)

Vans: What the hell! That was three!

Curtis: Despite VDA's interference, Dusty still lives on.

(Scotty picks up Dusty and tries to whip him into the corner, but Dusty counters. Scotty smacks the turnbuckle chest first, backing straight into Dusty who sets up Scotty and drills him with The Pecos Valley Driver. Dusty goes for the cover!

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3!!!)

DING DING DING!

Lopez: Here is your winner...DUSTY!

(Dusty rolls out of the ring quickly and Natalie goes with him before VDA can go after him. Dusty smiles as "Forever" plays in the background.)

Vans: Look at him, running out like a thief in the night!

Curtis: Dusty won the match fair and square...and now goes on to meet the winner of the Chris Pike...versus whoever match.

Vans: Wait...we have a message from UHWA commissioner Jason Robards.

(Scene goes back to Robards. He stands next to UHWA reporter Laura Worthington.)

Worthington: Commissioner...I understand you have an announcement to make.

Vans: Yes, forgive me if I sound like Mark Sommers did over in the W4F his first night, but based on his performance of earlier tonight, I have decided to reward Duncan Aries. Not with the #1 Contendership to the World Title...but with something much more intriguing.

You see...at our first supercard event on September the 19th ...a UHWA star will receive a shot at the AOWF Television Title. It is my decree as of right now that that man will in fact be, Duncan Aries.

Worthington: Wow...you heard it here folks.

Vans: What! That's absurd!

Curtis: I think he deserves it.

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Curtis: Well we are back...who is he?

Vans: Good question? Anyway, here we go with our main event...I guess.

CHRIS PIKE VS. THE FRANCHISE SCOTT LEE

Lopez: The following contest is our MAIN EVENT...and is scheduled for one fall...Introducing first...

("The Dating Game Theme" plays over the PA system as Chris Pike, accompanied by Super Cutie...makes his way to the ring.)

Lopez: To be accompanied to the ring by Super Cutie...from Hershey, Pennsylvania...weighing in at 250 lbs...CHRIS PIKE!

Curtis: What the hell is Chris Pike wearing?

Vans: Looks like a catcher's vest...a football helmet. You heard him he doesn't want to get a hardcore bruising.

(The Dating Game Theme fades out. "Tribute" by Tenacious D starts up.)

Lopez: And his opponent...from Hollywood, California...weighing in at 221 lbs...THE FRANCHISE SCOTT LEE!!!

(The crowd waits in anticipation...but no Lee. "Tribute" stops playing. It starts again as the announcer calls Scott Lee's name again. Still no Lee.)

Curtis: So what happens now!? Do we end our debut show without a main

event!?

Vans: I guess we have to, "The Franchise" has been taken to the

hospital. Looks like Chis Pike will win via forfeit!

(The ref goes to raise the hand of Chris Pike when suddenly the

lights dim and a white spotlight hits the ramp and Sin steps out into

it. Some organ music hits as he raises his arms up into the air and

swiftly bings them back down which is the cue for the lights to come

back on with an explosion of flame pyro as "Poison" by Alice Cooper

hits.)

Curtis: Sin is the man responsible for that sick and twisted act on

Scott Lee but what is his purpose out here now!?

(Sins music begins to fade as he raises a mic to his lips)

Sin: Don't think you are going to have it so easy Pike! You will have

a match tonight but it won't be against Scott Lee, it will be against

me! I am taking his place in this tournament and I will walk out with

the UHWA World championship!! Prepare to bleed!!

(Sin rushes to the ring to begin the match.)

Vans: So Sins plan all along as to work his way into this tournament!

(The bell rings...it is official. Sin begins laying in massive right hands into Chris Pike...who doesn't know what to do. Sin removes the football helmet and lays in more right hands to Pike. Pike shrinks back into the corner, and Sin follows him.Pike tries to fight back, but Sin grabs him by his white hair and sets him up on the top turnbuckle.)

Curtis: Sin is really trying to end this early.

Vans: Sin works fast I'll give him that.

(Sin nails Pike with a superplex and goes for the cover...

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Shoulder Up!

Sin gets up and looks for a weapon. He goes outside and grabs a table from under the ring. Sin then sets the table up and grabs Pike to the outside. Sin signals for the Blood Sky...but Pike punches him in the face. Pike sets up Sin quickly, and drills Sin through the table with The POWERade Energy Slam.)

Vans: Holy SHIT! Chris Pike just did a Hardcore Move!

Curtis: Look at Pike, he busted open Sin with that move. Pike has got Sin's blood on his hands. What is that look in his eye!

(Pike screams out loud and rolls Sin back into the ring. Pike looks around and finds a steel chair. Pike grabs the chair and rolls back into the ring. He begins to lay chairshot after chairshot into Sin. Sin rolls around, trying to protect himself, but is unable to. Pike throws the chair to the outside after about ten or twelve shots, and then picks up the fallen Sin. He grabs the POWERade from Cutie...takes a sip, and then spits it right back into Sin's face!)

Vans: There's the Aluetian Stream...You know what's next!

Curtis: Pike is setting up Sin!

(Pike sets Sin up in an Argentine Backbreaker. He spins around three times and then drives Sin's head to the matc with the Spinning Pikey Buster '02. Pike then grabs the bottle of POWERade...holds it in his left hand and smiles as he puts one foot over Sin's chest as the ref counts...

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3...foot on the rope!)

Curtis: Sin survived Pike's finisher! Pike is stunned!

Vans: I think Pike has one hardcore enough. He wants to see Sin bleed some more.

(Pike flips Sin around and hooks on a straightjacket camel clutch. Sin yells out in pain, but does not tap. The ref after a few minutes finally checks Sin...who does not respond. The ref calls for the bell.)

Vans: Sin has passed out from the lack of blood...he did not tap but was beaten to a bloody pulp.

DING DING DING!

Lopez: Here is your winner...CHRIS PIKE!

Curtis: What a night we have seen tonight...and ladies and gentleman it will only get better. For Brent Vans I am Christopher Curtis...good night ladies and gentlemen!

(Pike holds his hand in victory as the scene closes. The UHWA logo flashes and that ends the show.)